>Summer
>Stop drinking coffee because it's summer
>Poop gets impacted
>Pooping is a boss battle
What's Culinaly's approach?
>Summer. >Stop drinking coffee because it's summer. >Poop gets impacted. >Pooping is a boss battle
>Summer
>Stop drinking coffee because it's summer
>Poop gets impacted
>Pooping is a boss battle
What's Culinaly's approach?
eat vegetables.
This. Between vegetables and the fact that my favourite salty snack is popcorn, I get plenty of fiber in my diet.
EWWWW GROSS!
I pour coffee down my mouthhole in the winter, and I pour it down my poophole in the summer
This. Coffee enemas are the best option. Preferably with cold brew, tried it with fresh pour over once and it hurt
>tried it with fresh pour over once and it hurt
Plus it's really hard to find the Melitta #2 filters (the kind that fit in your asscrack).
Never understood those. Always seemed like something some hipster jackass would come up with as a practical joke.
>Coffee enema
WTF it's real. I thought you guys were just memeing.
Get your gross smelly soygoy cat pictures and shit discussion OFF MY FOOD BOARD
have a nice day dogfricker
Iced coffee
it's really that simple. an unsweetened black iced coffee slaps on a hot summer day
protip: cold brew
This what happened to me too once i stopped having my morning goffee. Never thought it was a thing anyone else had until I read your post
Did you do anything to adjust or did it work out on its own? For me an apple seems to start a rumble in the jungle.
Do you put the to in the bag to or is there post waddle wiping in the bathroom?
get up at 4 AM. drink coffee earlier while it's still cool out
I used to start my job later so always had time after my first coffee to take a poop before going to work and was regular as frick. Since starting a new job I start earlier and have to sip coffee on way to work and its hit or miss now whether I actually go this day, tomorrow or any other day really. Plus I now do shift work so digestive stress is just part and parcel of this lifestyle I suppose.
Dude I have been pooping at work almost every day for years. I go to work, sip my coffee at my desk while pretending to read emails then spend 15-20 minutes on the toilet looking at my phone. Then I go to the field. Sometimes I even drive my work truck back home and shit there. If you're not getting paid to poop you need a new job.
>Paid to poop
Pretty based. I cant relax enough to go at work.
Imagine the highlight of your day being of shit lmao at this pajeet cope
Says more about the job than the employee, really.
lmao what's the problem? Are you guys seriously not allowed to use the bathroom at work?
It helps we have private single bathrooms in my office, if it were stalls I probably wouldn't be able to pull it off. I hate shitting in public bathrooms
>shit goy
Work my fields Rajesh
get back to the cope cage wagie
I thought you were >implying that my job sucked so I spent all my time pooping which isn't really true, my job is pretty cool
You are literally indian who taught you to speak English do not make the mistake of thinking you are human like us shitskin dalit
I may work outside but I shit exclusively in toilets so not a pajeet, try a more clever insult please
You’re obsession with work ethic and shit makes everyone think you’re pajeet now go back to your shit board subhuman
Work ethic? You're the one seething that I dare to take work time to shit. I honestly don't know why you're so upset about my shitting habits, it's pretty weird but if it makes your day wage slaving away more satisfactory then that's cool. By the way I'm "working" right now I've made like $30 in the time I've been posting this morning
>I’ve made like $30 in the time I've been posting this morning
Fricking kek top wagie pajeet cope
Disgusting samegayging by a hard working pajeet
>I've made like $30 in the time I've been posting this morning
Are you running a lemonade stand?
Less posting and perhaps more cleaning toilets saar
Shitting on company time is based as frick. I "shit" for 15 mins every hour. One lady tried to complain and I pulled the IBS card. Now they can't do anything or else muh discrimination
Reading comprehension, anon. Only one "person" you quoted dislikes getting paid to shit.
Stop using words if you don't know what they mean. You're trying too hard to fit in, and it's clear to everyone.
>Disgusting samegayging by a hard working pajeet
Yeah, I'll say.
While you’re slaving away in the fields like a medieval peasant for no sex I’m sexually harassing your women and making more white single mothers than you can circumvent how does it feel being at the bottom of the beta male virgin ladder
Except I'm not slaving anywhere, I'm shitting on company time and getting paid for it.
I get that you creatures consider toilets some kind of punishment, but that's why everone else on the planet is repulsed by you.
It's true. I haven't pooped in my toilet in years I think. It's either at work or in a bag and then I throw it off my balcony; I piss out my balcony too.
Anyways, in regards to coffee and summer. Someone told me once that hot coffee during a heatwave actually cools you down. I wouldn't know since I only drink Rockstar energy drinks all day long, but I swear the day doesn't start unless I have a cup of coffee with tons of cream. Has to be piping hot too. Like if anything happens before I've had that cup, it completely derails my day. My wife even knows not to even look at me until I've handed her the used K-cup.
man with some of the cursed posts on this board I can never tell if you guys are being serious or not
how fat are you when you can’t enjoy a warm beverage when the weather is also warm
First time I heard anyone say they stop drinking coffee just because it's summer
>Florida
>customer comes in complaining about how hot it is and orders a coffee
I mean I get desert people drink hot drinks but they also wear long robes and hats
make iced coffee before going to bed, you throwback gorilla Black person, this is the most moronic complaint currently on this board
fiber and pre/probiotics. that's easy for me cuz my diet revolves around dropping the most epic deuces whenever I can. also, I don't really drink alcohol cuz that fricks up my gut biome, and omit beef cuz it makes be constipated.
i've got the poop crayon effect. i hate it, never have a clean ass. time to buy a bidet. i'm afraid to strain real hard to push the last out and get a hernia again
You need to adjust your diet once I got back to eating clean and cutting, my crayon ass went away I don't think I use more than one set of toilet paper wipes
That went away for me once I started consuming more probiotics and fiber.
stop drinking or eat more fiber (bread or beans or like salad or some shit)
>ctrl+f psyllum
>0 results
It's truly a miracle food and I will keep evangelizing it. Use a flavored version like Metamucil if you're a pussy like me, but there are completely neutral versions too.
>Metamucil
enjoy your aspartame
I use the "premium blend" that uses stevia just because it's completely sugar free, but there's not really anything wrong with aspartame anyway
>literally gives you cancer
>no it’s okay
I hate this board again
I guarantee there are several things you consume or come in contact with every day that are more carcinogenic than aspartame
Yes interacting with you has been the most carcinogenic facet of my day
you assumed that I put aspartame in a negative light because of the social implications and conventional sarcasm that is used here.
all I wrote was enjoy your aspartame, you got defensive because you're a homosexual and assumed that was an attack. go to sleep and don't wake up
>i will do whatever it takes to win an argument
Kek enjoy having no sex
you assumed that I assumed that you assumed assuming assumptions
>you assumed that I put aspartame in a negative light because of the social implications and conventional sarcasm that is used here.
>all I wrote was enjoy your aspartame, you got defensive because you're a homosexual and assumed that was an attack. go to sleep and don't wake up
I didn't assume anything, you assumed that I used the version with aspartame and I clarified that I did not but that I didn't have a problem with aspartame either way
KISSUME?
>i use X
your Y homosexual
>my X doesn't have Y
>>FRICK YOU REEEE
lol
Psyllium is all contaminated with lead
I only take pure psyllium husks. Usually around 3 to 4 tablespoons mixed with 400 mL of water. I mix it and down it so it's still liquid and drink another glass of water right after. My shits are made from heaven, I sometimes feel concave after I hit the toilet in the morning with all the shit that gets out. It's really miracle stuff.
When do you drink it and when do you poop? At night after ur last meal and poop in the morning? Thats what ive been doing with metamucil pills
I usually drink it in the evening and poop the next morning at around 7 like clockwork.
Do you eat brekkie before ur morning poop or just coffee? I feel like i trigger it better with just coffee on empty
>3-4 tablespoons
I only been adding 1/2 tsp to my shakes. kek, guess its why I dont really notice anything.
This seems to be the sweet spot for me. Please keep in mind I drink around 800 ml of water with it. You need a good amount of water for the psyllium to swell in your stomach. If it's too little it might cause the opposite effect and cause a slight blockage.
Have you tried slinking?
A megadose of vitamin c will give you the runs, magnesium does the same thing at high doses.
Good thread
Kys
>stop drinking coffee because it’s summer
gayest shit I ever heard
Cofeve is wonderful all times of the year
Make iced coffee from instant powder
Eat some prunes on your way out the door in the morning
>Stop drinking coffee because it's summer
eat oatmeal for breakfast.
also, drink coffee. there's literally no reason not to.
Cold brew you simpleton
Not summer yet technically here it still gets get below 50 at night.
Drink cold brew and increase your fiber intake.
Sauerkraut.
just ice your coffee baka
Huh?
Magnesium supplements
Don’t start out at a mega-dose like 500g
taco bell but I ironically
I think there must be some forbidden bacteria in there because I crave it once a month and I shit my brains out every time
the bell lives in my gut biome
coffee has nothing to do with shitting.