>*tastes like paraffin*

>*tastes like paraffin*

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is paraffin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NTA, it's a product made from crude oil.

      https://i.imgur.com/HF9VTQG.png

      >*tastes like paraffin*

      Yes, that shit is terrible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jet fuel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So does that mean that you liked it or not?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imitation whale blubber.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've always been a sucker for real whale blubber.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's specifically sold and marketed as a mixing scotch, not really sure what you expect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      blue and even blakc label are quite pleasant but red is absolutely vile

      there are many products in this price range or cheaper that are far better both for drinking neat and mixing, red label overpowers the drink even in small concentration

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I tried blue label once and didn't care for it. It was harsh with a pronounced alcohol burn. I find black label to be a lot smoother, but that might just be me because I like smoky scotch. At best, I think I can say that blue label is overpriced for what it is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          blue and even blakc label are quite pleasant but red is absolutely vile

          there are many products in this price range or cheaper that are far better both for drinking neat and mixing, red label overpowers the drink even in small concentration

          Blue is overpriced (though I have a bottle sitting next to me), it's got a fine taste to it, but it's just a bit weak and doesn't linger as long as it should (for its price).
          Of all of the Johnnie Walkers' Green and Gold are the best. 18 year (formerly Platinum) is decent but a bit too expensive. Black is fine if you just want a cheap blend with some smoke. Red is fine if you just want a cheap mixed drink (and by cheap i mean $5-7).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, Black is our everyday scotch. Our special-occasion scotch is Lagavulin 16. Note that we are not connoisseurs especially; we just like what we like.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lag 16 is great if you like that profile.
              A bit expensive, but still affordable.

              If it ever hits $200+ just kill me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mixing scotch
      What's the most based mixed drink using scotch?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        scotch and ginger ale

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        scotch and soda

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did as thus,
          >frozen ginger chunks (the ass end of my frozen roots i didn't grate bc i dont want to shave my fingertips off) then the rest of the glass filled with ice. maybe 3 shots of scotch and a 7.5oz can of club soda, filling the glass to the top

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            could you taste the ginger?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not really, a little bit but I expected it to be way stronger considering I really put quite a bit in there compared to what I'd use for a tea or something, plus obviously they got soaked in liquor. But I did have the cleanest, least hung-over morning after drinking in recent memory despite having two of the listed drink plus 6 PBRs so I'm thinking the ginger might have done a little herbal medicinal magic. If I do it again I'll probably use about the same amount of ginger but slice or break the chunks into smaller bits to increase their effect.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think the ginger needs to be smashed up a bit first if you want the flavor to become infused into the drink

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*who cares*
    Treat it like all other alcohol (which all tastes like shit): take a shot, chase it down with a non-diet soda.

    Ever notice how everyone loves a nice delicious soda straight from the fridge, but alcohol culture is purely centered around coming up with all these moronic, complex concoctions? Know why? It's because alcohol tastes like SHIT. Stop trying to put lipstick on the shit. It's still shit. Drink the shit, then chase it down, you pretentious homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. Alcohol tastes like shit and everyone tries to act like it doesn't but nobody is drinking for the taste. That's why non-alcoholic beer is such a non-starter in the commercial market.

      all whisky is good
      Scotch, bourbon, Irish, japanese, etc.

      A couple of years back I was house sitting for my Dad out in a rural area and the local bottle shop sold the cheapest Scotch I'd ever seen. Actually was kind of decent for the price, too. I was regularly getting drunk every 3rd or 4th night because of it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        non-alc beer is a "non starter" because PEOPLE LIKE THE FRICKING ALCOHOL
        and tat beer is for people who really like a beer but want of the wheel of drunkenness

        The drunkenness might feel the same the hangover can vary. Dark liquors are more of a headache, clear liquors makes my joints ache, wine wrecks my inards, and beer makes me feel bloated.

        clear / brown meh, dont buy it, but sure everyone is different

        its really about percentages and how the drink encourages behavior. a glass of wine likely does mellow someone out because its x% alcohol consumed at a certain rate. tequila likely gets a certain response because its3 to 4 times more potent (say 40% to 1--14% wine) and you consume it 4x as fast.

        yeah at the end of the day its all ethanol or whatever it is but also at the end of the day its exactly not the same and so simple.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Beer tastes good. There are lots of times I want to taste beer but don't to want or can't consume alcohol. The real problem with alcohol free beer is that it's expensive to get it as close to beer as they currently get, and they're still not very close. If you could get a beer flavored non-alcoholic beverage for the price of soda, it would be popular.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you could get a beer flavored non-alcoholic beverage for the price of soda, it would be popular.
            A subscription for athletic brewing Co is like $2 per non-alcoholic beer when bought in quantities of 30+

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking lol
      alcohol gets you high
      thats it

      and some of it tastes great
      wines for example
      scotches take getting used to - but even a bland whisky gets you up.

      you guys are such fricking newbs in the worst way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hellava long post for somebody accusing people of being pretentious gays

      Pretty much this. Alcohol tastes like shit and everyone tries to act like it doesn't but nobody is drinking for the taste. That's why non-alcoholic beer is such a non-starter in the commercial market.
      [...]
      A couple of years back I was house sitting for my Dad out in a rural area and the local bottle shop sold the cheapest Scotch I'd ever seen. Actually was kind of decent for the price, too. I was regularly getting drunk every 3rd or 4th night because of it.

      non-alcoholic beer tastes way worse than real beer

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel is surprisingly good if you like peatiness.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is my favorite liquor. I like it more than other scotches because of how unpeaty it is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I love the peatiness taste
      Whisky drinkers really like the taste of fricking dirt?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and iodine/antiseptic, unironically.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i love to sniff permanent markers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          most morons do

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are your parents letting you browse this shithole?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stole half a bottle of this from my grandparents when I was a teenager
      They never drank it and so I thought it'd be fine

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, I guess we can all agree that red is useless.
    The other colours may perhaps have some use.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Wild Turkey 101. The best liquor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well shit, man, sounds like you might have some kind of problem

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know what parafin tastes like

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its red label, its the youngest and most rough and the price reflects that.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The green one is actually pretty good for the price
    But at that point I just buy the le frog 10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Laphroaig, even just the basic 10 year is getting harder to find, and more expensive. Up to $60/bottle and anything besides the basic 10 year is an allocated release bottle so you can't just walk in and buy them.

      Johnnie walker is basically always available.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh really, I hadn't noticed this yet in my area, I still get it for 40-45 euros or so
        Should I stock up?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all scotch whisky is crude shit anyway. thankfully people are remembering that fact after a century of baffling success for bottled paint stripper.

    whiskey or bourbon always. never go scotch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all whisky is good
      Scotch, bourbon, Irish, japanese, etc.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JOHNNIE WALKER
    BLUE LABEL
    OHHHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAAAH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when I drank a single glass of it, I could feel a nic, yet soft pleasurable drunkness
      that shit must be insane to get drunk on

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Louis XIV is better

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Try looking for Laubaude 1888, it's the Armagnac equivalent of Louis XIV

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Laubaude 1888

            Louis XIII is cheap in comparison

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a novice drinker, do different types of booze give different experiences of drunkenness?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. Moreso how easily you can get crunk off it. Something more eloquent will be bitter but palpable whereas something cheap will make you retch and vomit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it'd be a crime if it wasn't

          all I know is that I've only gotten euphoric drunkness out of good quality beers and whisky

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People will say no but then instantly turn around and say that there is a major difference in the hangovers. So obviously, yes, the other non-alcohol substances change the experience somewhat. It's subtle but it's there. More important is the set and setting aspect though. If I'm sipping scotch I'm in a different mindset than crushing a 12er of beers. Tequila, wine, gin, etc... it's more about my state of mind than about the physical components of the liquor. But the physical components do make a difference.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. Ethanol is ethanol.
          Anyone who says anything like 'wine relaxes me more' or 'tequila makes me go wild' is a fricking idiot. Things like sugar content and sulfates can give you a worse hangover, but other than that it's all the fricking same. A .20 BAC from 12 year scotch will feel the exact same as a .20 BAC from Miller Lite.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mathematically true but incorrect
            do you know what it takes to get to .2 with miller light?

            FRICKING LOL

            its unlikely to feel the same at all

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The drunkenness might feel the same the hangover can vary. Dark liquors are more of a headache, clear liquors makes my joints ache, wine wrecks my inards, and beer makes me feel bloated.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              One more step and you'll be there. The components of your drink that lead to the nasty hangover start impacting you while you're still drunk. I don't know how someone can say that the hangover is wildly different but the drunk is the same. Both of those things are happening at the same time. The sulfites in your wine or whatever else are in the glass from the first drink. It doesn't magically just start effecting you only tomorrow morning.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm a novice drinker, do different types of booze give different experiences of drunkenness?
          Drinking carbonated drinks (sparkling wine, soda coctails, beer chaser after shot) get you instant light drunk buzz.
          Drinking booze brings slow steady building drunkenness.
          That is pretty much all difference you can experience about drunkenness itself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JOHNNIE WALKER
      SECOND HARVEST
      OH YEAHHHH

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*pukes*
    Gastroenteritisgays are miserable

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it tastes like parafilm.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, red label tastes like iodine and liquid smoke.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >god I wish I had something to make this coke taste more like peat moss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats not a mossy scotch and if youre doing high balls like that you should really just use a lighter irish whisky

      if youre drinking something that makes you feel for your wallet, id recommend not mixing save for some ice or a touch of sparkling water

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a fan, but I'll mix it with coke if I get a nice discount nearby. I tend to prefer Famous Grouse if it's on discount though.
    I never really got the hype around red label, the black label is good for the price, but I don't care for the others save for green label which is nice.

    Currently got these 2 for the coming days since I have days off and I plan to play vidya and get fricked up and enjoy life a bit while smoking pipe / drinking.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redbreast 12 is good stuff for the price.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Around 50 euros but I work in a winery that has a small yet proper whiskey section so I get amazing discounts.

        this is how i beat Jedi Fallen Order
        when friends asked how i got through specific section though id be like "frick if i can remember"

        I play MMOs mostly, but gettting drunk in vc with friends is always peak comfy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm paying $55 USD. So more or less the same.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is how i beat Jedi Fallen Order
      when friends asked how i got through specific section though id be like "frick if i can remember"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you play it on grandmaster. It felt like torturing myself for no reason during some of the mob fights. The bosses weren't too bad but the ship arena fight and the bit on Kashyyk where you have the waves of stormtroopers then the double ATs was brutal.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im actually a total game newb.

          i played through on story mode!!!
          Was my first game. Currently stuck in the Haxion Broos arena fighting bugs in a harder mode. still bugs tough as frick

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you and your pathetic blog

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              never had a conversation that didnt start and end with "frick you" huh?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it's disgusting shit. If you want something cheap drink Tullamore Dew or something, at least that's not terrible for the price.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>*tastes like paraffin*
    Paraffin has very little taste. Definitely not burned cork like cheapo trying hard whisky taste.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's this garbage over ice with soda water and a big squeeze of lemon

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey thread?
    Just bought mellow corn for the first time, gonna try it tonight, should have bought it for the meme years ago.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is genuenly my favourite drink in the whole world , idk how you dislike it

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love me some fancy single malt scotches but when I see an 1L Jameson bottle discounted to about 22 bucks then I will always pick it up
    God tier for mixing but pretty alright even straight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not usually a Jameson drinker but I enjoyed the stout cask edition a while back, very nice for the money

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually quite like it by cheap whisky standards, it's my go to wienertail whisky.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's gold for me

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