There’s nothing better than a good spitroasting. Slow and steady let’s you savour the meat from both ends.
Theres nothing better than a good spitroasting. Slow and steady lets you savour the meat from both ends.
There’s nothing better than a good spitroasting. Slow and steady let’s you savour the meat from both ends.
>be me
>host a Halloween party/pig roast
>everyone was saying oh yeah wow so excited for this pig roast
>spend $450 roasting a whole ass pig for 30 people
>everybody was too squeemish to actually eat the damn thing
A little more light left me that day
>whole pig
>for 30 people
are you feeding midgets lmao that’s not enough
I fed myself and my dog
It's about 5 pounds of meat for each person.
thats not enough
With drinks and sides ? homie how much do you weight ?
Fat ass homie
hunter-gathering tribe ass homie whose village hasent eaten a kill in a week.
Do Americans really eat 5 lbs of meat on Halloween?
You need to change it up between savory and sweet, it allows you to eat more candy
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Grim story, anon. I empathize.
Next time take off the head.
EVERYBODY? Really? I know a lot of people these days are disconnected from the process of how meat gets to them, but really every one of those 30 people were put off by seeing the whole animal?
Literally everybody
In fact I'd say serving it ruined the party, everyone was having a fun time until I served it and then people were visibly disgusted with the idea of eating it
It made me feel really uncomfortable
you're not supposed to serve the same pig you put lipstick on
Sounds like a bunch of twats. Is it one of those snarky "frenemy" social groups (usually inhabited by at least one gay with a nasally voice)?
i feel sorry that you have to hang around people like that
a friend of mine put on a pig roast once and it was pretty gud
It's not your fault that the people were shocked that meat doesn't spawn out of nowhere in cute little packages wrapped in plastic
Sounds like you need better friends.
sounds like you roasted it terribly and everybody didn't want trichinosis.
What thirdie country do you come from that farm animals have parasites?
>he doesn't know about pork
what thirdie country do you come from where you don't have health class?
You can eat raw pork in developed countries. Like I said, it is legally required that no farm animals and produce have parasites.
Thirdies cannot fathom lmao (USA is thirdie then, if you can't there).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett
>it is legally required that no farm animals and produce have parasites
So when a few animals invariably get parasites anyway, they politely inform the parasites of the law, and the parasites just vacate the animal in an orderly fashion? What a time to be alive, in the era of law-abiding tapeworms!
>Thirdies cannot fathom
I called it: you literally cannot fathom how it works lmao.
Damn thirdies, always amaze me how stupid they get.
'while nowadays travelers habitually observe how prone the savage is to forgetfulness, how his mind, after the least exertion of memory, begins to wander and lose itself until finally he utters falsehood and nonsense from sheer exhaustion'.
Sorry, not even that anon, no argument here... I was just tickled by the mental image of a line of tapeworms calmly exiting a pig's anus in little bowler hats, then getting on the parasite refugee ship to transport them to Sweden.
It's sad, parasite free meat raised and slaughtered under hygienic conditions is such an unfathomable luxury the thought of it drove him to insanity.
This sounds like a you-bait post. it has all of the stereotypes, you could have gone for the daily double and said a israeli friend got offended
Every hog roast I went to had a massive queue to stuff their faces. Everyone loves a bit of crackling. Everyone wants to bring the leftovers home. Sounds like you know a massive bunch of c**ts.
My period houses kitchen had it's cast iron range torn out for a shitty gas faux log burner. I'm putting a log grate and spit jack in just for roasts. It's the best way to cook meat.
i went to a filipino gathering and everyone digged the frick in. why are westerners such homosexuals.
thought the plot twist was that you were dressed as a pig getting spitroasted
shit story and shittier partygoers
That is what happened with my family, except people pitched in like $20 each. The pig that we got looked like it died in fear, you could still see the terror in the little desiccated eyes, the tong was gray and outstretched and the gums barely clinging to the teeth. Nobody wanted to eat it, it was just sad looking.
What thirdie country do you come from that animals aren't tazed before killing?
I'm not saying that it wasn't possibly killed that way, just the presentation of it was fricked up.
Pigs are pretty smart. They figure out something's wrong long before it's their turn. They often start their panicked squealing a few kills before being led up to where they get stunned. Cow and sheep kills are much quieter affairs. They tend to just wait oblivously in line.
It'll be a nice day when people finally figure out that the more intelligent an animal is, the better it tastes.
Then you'd definitely taste awful.
I know. 🙁
>eating a thoroughly spooked pigger
heh
Was the head still on? I've been to parties with a whole-goat but the head was removed and people ate it.
Should've just started cutting it and bringing people food. Make the c**ts eat it.
Is that really the normal price? I buy these giant slabs of shoulder that cost $20, I don't see how the whole thing would add up to $450 (especially given that they have to put less labor into it when it's whole).
Everyone i know would have run train on that hog
Sorry your friends are lame
>degen OP is completely ignored
shine on Culinaly
You are going to die one day. Tick tock, tick tock.
??? im not a woman wtf
tiktok on the clock
She's probably 18 by now.
How are you so accurately quoting your mother?
Where you listening at the door last night?
I had to check the image to see if it was wrapped in bacon.
>let’s you savour the meat
>let us you savour the meat
moron. I'm glad nobody responded to your homoerotic prompt.
>let’s her savour the meat from both ends
ftfy.
I live sucking wiener while being railed.
Oh not that type of splitrdaroasting? my bad..
This picture just made me an ovo-lacto vegetarian. The only thing I'll be spitroasting from now on is cabbage and hot vegan milfs. Good say, sir.
this shiny tortured cannibalized prize animal once while alive had the same intelligence and mental capacity as a dog or a 3 year old kid
I would eat Dog or 3 year old kid if it was available. Ever seen a roasted dog? It looks delectable
Had whole roasted hog on a few occasions. Most were celebrating Saint Michael's feast day at my parish that had a sizable Tongan community who would handle the pig. The other time was when I was in Thailand during my 28th birthday so I paid a bar 5000 baht (166 usd at the time) to throw a party and it featured a 20kg pig (spit roasted butterflied), Thai buffet, a cake, a bottle of shitty tequila and a bar fine. The pig was great.