Theres nothing better than a good spitroasting. Slow and steady lets you savour the meat from both ends.

There’s nothing better than a good spitroasting. Slow and steady let’s you savour the meat from both ends.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >host a Halloween party/pig roast
    >everyone was saying oh yeah wow so excited for this pig roast
    >spend $450 roasting a whole ass pig for 30 people
    >everybody was too squeemish to actually eat the damn thing

    A little more light left me that day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whole pig
      >for 30 people
      are you feeding midgets lmao that’s not enough

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I fed myself and my dog

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's about 5 pounds of meat for each person.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thats not enough

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            With drinks and sides ? homie how much do you weight ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fat ass homie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hunter-gathering tribe ass homie whose village hasent eaten a kill in a week.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do Americans really eat 5 lbs of meat on Halloween?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You need to change it up between savory and sweet, it allows you to eat more candy

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Grim story, anon. I empathize.
      Next time take off the head.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      EVERYBODY? Really? I know a lot of people these days are disconnected from the process of how meat gets to them, but really every one of those 30 people were put off by seeing the whole animal?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally everybody
        In fact I'd say serving it ruined the party, everyone was having a fun time until I served it and then people were visibly disgusted with the idea of eating it
        It made me feel really uncomfortable

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're not supposed to serve the same pig you put lipstick on

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a bunch of twats. Is it one of those snarky "frenemy" social groups (usually inhabited by at least one gay with a nasally voice)?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i feel sorry that you have to hang around people like that
          a friend of mine put on a pig roast once and it was pretty gud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not your fault that the people were shocked that meat doesn't spawn out of nowhere in cute little packages wrapped in plastic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you need better friends.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like you roasted it terribly and everybody didn't want trichinosis.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What thirdie country do you come from that farm animals have parasites?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know about pork
              what thirdie country do you come from where you don't have health class?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can eat raw pork in developed countries. Like I said, it is legally required that no farm animals and produce have parasites.
                Thirdies cannot fathom lmao (USA is thirdie then, if you can't there).

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it is legally required that no farm animals and produce have parasites
                So when a few animals invariably get parasites anyway, they politely inform the parasites of the law, and the parasites just vacate the animal in an orderly fashion? What a time to be alive, in the era of law-abiding tapeworms!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Thirdies cannot fathom
                I called it: you literally cannot fathom how it works lmao.
                Damn thirdies, always amaze me how stupid they get.

                'while nowadays travelers habitually observe how prone the savage is to forgetfulness, how his mind, after the least exertion of memory, begins to wander and lose itself until finally he utters falsehood and nonsense from sheer exhaustion'.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, not even that anon, no argument here... I was just tickled by the mental image of a line of tapeworms calmly exiting a pig's anus in little bowler hats, then getting on the parasite refugee ship to transport them to Sweden.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's sad, parasite free meat raised and slaughtered under hygienic conditions is such an unfathomable luxury the thought of it drove him to insanity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This sounds like a you-bait post. it has all of the stereotypes, you could have gone for the daily double and said a israeli friend got offended

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >be me
          >host a Halloween party/pig roast
          >everyone was saying oh yeah wow so excited for this pig roast
          >spend $450 roasting a whole ass pig for 30 people
          >everybody was too squeemish to actually eat the damn thing

          A little more light left me that day

          Every hog roast I went to had a massive queue to stuff their faces. Everyone loves a bit of crackling. Everyone wants to bring the leftovers home. Sounds like you know a massive bunch of c**ts.

          My period houses kitchen had it's cast iron range torn out for a shitty gas faux log burner. I'm putting a log grate and spit jack in just for roasts. It's the best way to cook meat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i went to a filipino gathering and everyone digged the frick in. why are westerners such homosexuals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everybody
      In fact I'd say serving it ruined the party, everyone was having a fun time until I served it and then people were visibly disgusted with the idea of eating it
      It made me feel really uncomfortable

      thought the plot twist was that you were dressed as a pig getting spitroasted
      shit story and shittier partygoers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is what happened with my family, except people pitched in like $20 each. The pig that we got looked like it died in fear, you could still see the terror in the little desiccated eyes, the tong was gray and outstretched and the gums barely clinging to the teeth. Nobody wanted to eat it, it was just sad looking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What thirdie country do you come from that animals aren't tazed before killing?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not saying that it wasn't possibly killed that way, just the presentation of it was fricked up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pigs are pretty smart. They figure out something's wrong long before it's their turn. They often start their panicked squealing a few kills before being led up to where they get stunned. Cow and sheep kills are much quieter affairs. They tend to just wait oblivously in line.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It'll be a nice day when people finally figure out that the more intelligent an animal is, the better it tastes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Then you'd definitely taste awful.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know. 🙁

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >eating a thoroughly spooked pigger
        heh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was the head still on? I've been to parties with a whole-goat but the head was removed and people ate it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Should've just started cutting it and bringing people food. Make the c**ts eat it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that really the normal price? I buy these giant slabs of shoulder that cost $20, I don't see how the whole thing would add up to $450 (especially given that they have to put less labor into it when it's whole).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone i know would have run train on that hog
      Sorry your friends are lame

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >degen OP is completely ignored
    shine on Culinaly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How are you so accurately quoting your mother?
      Where you listening at the door last night?

      >let’s you savour the meat
      >let us you savour the meat
      moron. I'm glad nobody responded to your homoerotic prompt.

      I live sucking wiener while being railed.
      Oh not that type of splitrdaroasting? my bad..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are going to die one day. Tick tock, tick tock.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ??? im not a woman wtf

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tiktok on the clock

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's probably 18 by now.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How are you so accurately quoting your mother?
    Where you listening at the door last night?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had to check the image to see if it was wrapped in bacon.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >let’s you savour the meat
    >let us you savour the meat
    moron. I'm glad nobody responded to your homoerotic prompt.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >let’s her savour the meat from both ends
    ftfy.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live sucking wiener while being railed.
    Oh not that type of splitrdaroasting? my bad..

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This picture just made me an ovo-lacto vegetarian. The only thing I'll be spitroasting from now on is cabbage and hot vegan milfs. Good say, sir.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this shiny tortured cannibalized prize animal once while alive had the same intelligence and mental capacity as a dog or a 3 year old kid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would eat Dog or 3 year old kid if it was available. Ever seen a roasted dog? It looks delectable

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Had whole roasted hog on a few occasions. Most were celebrating Saint Michael's feast day at my parish that had a sizable Tongan community who would handle the pig. The other time was when I was in Thailand during my 28th birthday so I paid a bar 5000 baht (166 usd at the time) to throw a party and it featured a 20kg pig (spit roasted butterflied), Thai buffet, a cake, a bottle of shitty tequila and a bar fine. The pig was great.

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