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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ageism
    Frick You.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As with racism, boomer fatigue is completely justified

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu you old ass homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers shit all over the young, frick them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets in ‘82 Honda with stick shift
      >drives away to Crosby,Stils & Nash on cassette

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like based boomers, only a zoomer would be stupid enough to scan a QR code that opens an unknown URL, that's as fricktarded as clicking a hyperlink in an email. That's why we carry a bunch of stickers with QR codes going to a Coinslot image and paste 'em everywhere, those little broccoli-headed shits will learn eventually.

      If you are actual boomer, may god bless you! Your end of life care will be of worse quality than an early 80's GM vehicle. Millennials and Zoomers know how and when to punch the clock for themselves. All you old fricks get to suffer for some branch of a market listed corporation for shareholder profit.

      The bed you made and everything....

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate fricking with these things but my phone can do it so whatever. Just feel awkward when you grew up watching your parents writing checks like fricking professionals and now you hand them some RFID protected turd card with a butthole symbol on it or whatever and they come back like 30 minutes later because they were probably trying to figure out how to get past your card protection.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it still baffles me that in america you just hand over your card and they frick off with it.
      Here restorants have been using picrel for over a decade at least.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind them running off with my card, but I'll agree that it's a bit archaic.
        A customer can literally just call me for an order and I can run their card over the phone for a carry-out, but if I goto some places they have to take my card to the one station with a card reader?
        Like wut? That never made any sense to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        credit card fraud is srs busins
        if some random negr used your number on Amazon later, most of the time you'd get a fraud report from some random negr ip and hardware id using your cc info to buy shit
        it's not worth it, even for the dumbest employees

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          If I personally do some unusual shit with my own card that doesn't match my usual patterns, shit gets locked down, I get a fraud alert, and I have to call the fraud department and explain to them that it's actually really me and I'm just sauced and buying some bullshit with my drunk splurge fund.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My bank sent me an email saying sorry that they couldn't predict my spending patterns because of how erratic and inconsistent I am. They were apologizing for the constant texts they were sending me every time I made a purchase.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only thing better about Canada than here. Some restaurants have started using the based scanners though like Red Robin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A decade ? It's been 20+ years at least in western Europe.
        I was baffled they just ask for a signature and not your pin in north America.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Smelly eurogay, leafs have been using it just as long

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You leafs have to deal with this because in America the credit card holder is only liable for, at most, $50 worth of fraudulent charges and basically all credit cards waive that
        You should tell Castro’s bastard son that he should consider catching up to the US in socialism

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, our country is corrupt, but don't pull things out of your ass like that.
          https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/regulations/sor-2001-101/page-2.html
          Section 12, subsection 1, part C of the Cost of Borrowing Regulation in the Bank Act states:
          >If a lost or stolen credit card is used in an unauthorized manner, the maximum liability of the borrower is the lesser of $50 and the maximum set by the credit agreement;
          Meaning you either pay $50 or less depending on what your credit card company offers, and most companies offer $0 liability when you take actions such as securing your card with a PIN.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A few small, mom and pop restaurants in my area use cell phone cc scanner thingies. The waiter comes to the table with it attached to an iphone, slides your card and that's the end of it..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        CC companies charge for every separate terminal. Cost of terminal + annual usage fee. Restaurants keep one machine to keep their costs down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2-3 charging stations or 12+ individual devices

        You don't need them and it costs more.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like based boomers, only a zoomer would be stupid enough to scan a QR code that opens an unknown URL, that's as fricktarded as clicking a hyperlink in an email. That's why we carry a bunch of stickers with QR codes going to a Coinslot image and paste 'em everywhere, those little broccoli-headed shits will learn eventually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      some places have apps that let you order the courses directly on your smartphone, without having to call a waiter every time. Those are pretty cool.
      if it's just a menu in pdf format, frick that, I prefer the paper version (even if it can be pretty unsanitary, if you think about it)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That's why we carry a bunch of stickers with QR codes going to a Coinslot image
      I don't understand the scam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What? There's no scam, it's just a shock image.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, you capitalized "Coinslot" like it was some gay wallet app I've never heard of kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          post shock image dude

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he hasn't seen coinslot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No gays putting up QR stickers over here in germany, atleast not where I live. We talking Goatse/Lemonparty kind of shock or Tub Girl levels? Or maby something along the line of Zippo Cat?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was a bit common in 2020 and 2021 for the very few short moments restaurants were allowed to open, but it pretty much disappeared in continental Europe.
                Except for some homosexual places that try to be hip and modern, but frick them, I won’t order shit until they bring me the menu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That's why we carry a bunch of stickers with QR codes going to a Coinslot image and paste 'em everywhere, those little broccoli-headed shits will learn eventually.
      This is the most based thing I’ve read all week but no, they will not learn. I hope this is real and you keep going though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based beyond belief

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based beyond belief

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >where's the menu?
    >sir there is no menu you have to scan to view our menu
    >what's that?
    >you have to scan it with your smartphone
    >i dont have one, nor do I want one

    What do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What do?
      stop being a ludite or cook your own food i guess

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Luddism bad
        >you will eat the plastic
        >you will be replaced by robots
        >robots don't owe you robopussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sure the friends you're meeting here can help you! They're arriving soon, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leave. Your first mistake was going to a restaurant at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They usually have a small stash of printed menus behind the hostesses kiosk. If they don't, have a waitress read you the entire menu from her phone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if they don't have a laminated (ask for this specifically, since it can be easily cleaned) physical menu, go full karen and storm out mid-tirade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every place that has these, just hands me a menu.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but they get mad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If that's the case I'd just leave. There are so many instances of companies and governments tracking people I don't want to use a phone except in an emergency.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is wrong with people like you that think there are enough agents to track everyone 24/7??Who did you kill or what makes you such a person of interest?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick is wrong with people like you that think there are enough agents to track everyone 24/7?
          They don't need to have someone directly monitor people. They just need records they can go back and sift through at their own leisure.

          >Who did you kill or what makes you such a person of interest?
          You don't need to be a person of interest. You just have to become one, and that requires much less effort than you think.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ageism
      Frick You.

      Your time is over old man, better be looking out for coffins rather than restaurants

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really any worse than restaurants that don't take cash?
    It's just a creative way to filter out poorgays and undersirables.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably for the varus. Also it's probably for golden corral. Can smell the stink of it on that placard. So who the frick wants either? You know where you get Covid? Three Guesses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just a creative way to filter out poorgays and undersirables.
      As a consumer, I find it a creative way to filter out shitty child-owned businesses without even enough capital to invest in an inkjet printer. If they can't even provide standard menus, why should they be trusted to prepare food from quality ingredients in sanitary conditions? Oh, and as for your "poorgays and undersirables", it's 2022, everyone has a phone (thanks Obama).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy fricking boomer cope, you think it's because they can't afford printers bruh lmaoooo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers literally, LITERALLY cannot into printers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > everyone has a phone
        >wanting a device that tracks your movement and everything you say and do
        nah i'm good thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Restaurants not taking cash is even more moronic. That doesn’t even filter out poor people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only poor people and drug dealers carry cash

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I know credit cards = tracked purchases, but dem bonuses, bro. Dem bonuses.
        Airline miles. Amazon points. Gas rewards. Other than the whole tracking thing (which, let's be honest, is dumb; anyone who wants to track you is doing so already), there is no benefit to using cash over card.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever seen mediocre to shit tier places that have these

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea, I'd 360 right the frick up out of there.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 27 year old boomer and I don't like it either

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What gets me about it is like, you've got to use a gigantic complex energy-intensive global infrastructure... to read the menu... The thing that you could just write on a piece of paper or a chalkboard on the wall or whatever.
      That's just moronic.
      I'm all for using technology when it makes sense. Culinaly certainly wouldn't have the same appeal if we were all doing this by post, for example, so okay, good use of internet tech.
      But a restaurant menu? homie I'M ALREADY IN THE RESTAURANT.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have a small phone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cute, I hate how big all the smart phones are now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To match your dick?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's pretty small, anon.
          small enough to set it on vibrate, and ram it up your butt, even.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The secret is to call your mom and say you're in danger, then hang up before you do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the chalk, chalkboard, paper, pens, pencils, cash register, chair, table, flooring, walls, lamps, appliances, etc. are all from an international industry that is extremely energy intensive.
        qr menu isn't anything special, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you've got to use a gigantic complex energy-intensive global infrastructure

        You can make anything sound wasteful and stupid when you describe it like that, yet you're literally using that gigantic complex energy-intensive global infrastructure right now to see someone say FRICK YOU to your face, I mean it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you read all the words or did you give up when you saw a few that seemed a bit big?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >deflecting the fact that he blatantly called you out
            typical Culinaly user

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              On a point already covered in the post? I hate how stupid you guys are. It's so sad that you're smarter than most, because you're so fricking moronic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >using technology for moronic shit like this, even the poorest Black person has a smartphone
        >now a global chip shortage
        HOW could we have prevented this???

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boy am I glad this isn’t a thing where I am

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about blind people? Sure, they might have a screen reader on their phone, but how would they know where to aim their fricking cameras to scan the QR In the first fricking place? I can see an ADA case brewing here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And before one of you c**ts says something like "hurr durr let the waitstaff scan it for them," no. I'm not even blind and I wouldn't hand some fricking stranger a $1000 phone to scan a fricking menu so I can imagine a blind person would nope the frick out of there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man my phone cost like 30 bucks and the only way you'd get it from me is to kill me for it.
        Like that's a cybernetic symbiote.
        It'd be like having a restaurant where there's no menu and the waitstaff are all psychic scanners.
        Nah homie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The normal menu would need braille if they were that blind.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filters me too. I hate this shit. I can't read shit on my phone screen especially when it's just the photocopy of the menu not formatted for mobile displays.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    having a phone is what makes you a slave, anon.
    >everybody worried about rfid chips
    >a chip that would be implanted once and paid for once
    >when they all have a phone in their pocket that is able to be triangulated (otherwise you wouldn't get any signal at all) that they pay or indefinitely
    you're already in hell on earth, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not using a pager
      Ngmi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pagers are traceable as well, anon.
        did you forget how technology works?
        i don't even carry my wallet with me when i go somewhere.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They aren’t, by design. The way pagers work is any time someone sends you a message, the service provider pings out the message to every single broadcast tower in their service area. At best, a pager is traceable to an area roughly the size of Texas.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah frick your orwellian bullshit technology. Ted was right about all of this and any restaurant that makes such measures mandatory should be outright boycotted. Suck my hairy dick OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Suck my hairy dick
      Well it /is/ Pride Month, so sure; why not?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pagers are traceable as well, anon.
      did you forget how technology works?
      i don't even carry my wallet with me when i go somewhere.

      ive only ever seen these in shitty mall restaurants

      every place I've ever been to that had these; had shit food.

      Additionally, IT guy here. The key is people that aren't mentally moronic/sheeple want to minimize their digital footprint, and QR code scanning does the OPPOSITE of this. You will get ads for this place or surrounding places. You will get added to email lists; etc. I turn location off on my phone. I only have 1 page of apps. I use a different email and ID for my stuff. I've done pretty good with minimizing my footprint and its been a noticeable effect on my phone. I don't get ads anymore. I don't even sign into youtube on my roku TV. I just serach for what I want. It definitely helps. Less personalized ads. I haven't had social media in years now. That was a huge one in getting away from the botnet.

      Basically try to live your life like its 2006 and its much better. That includes QR menus. So fricking dumb.

      But at the end of the day, people go the places that are a) cheap and b) good

      Everyone knows McDonalds cheeseburgers are shit compared to your local burger joint. Its that their cheap. The places that are always packed around me are the ones that are GOOD but not too insanely expensive. End of story.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I just get a fricking paper menu? I don't want to scan shit. Don't tell me it's easy, that's not the point.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to do this stupid ass shit, just ask for a menu and they'll give you one.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw most of the malls here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brookfield_Properties_shopping_malls has pic related instead of listing the hours on the door

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know that's for the individual stores inside the mall, right? It's potentially hundreds of different listings.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if i need another dish or if i don't want rice or if i want potato instead of rice?
    Sheep

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone ITT
    "NOOOOOO NEW THING BAD!!! ITS DUMB CAUSE ITS NEW!!! FRICKING ZOOMER BULLSHIT! THINGS NEED TO ALWAYS STAY THE SAME"

    there is every reason to do the QR and no reason to keep menus

    >laminated menus are filthy. strangers are filthy. i don't know if the last fat frick that touched this menu is shoving his hands up his butthole and then im touching it and eating? (b-but they can clean it! needlessly more work for already overworked front of house staff)
    >it's easier to just update your website menu than to print brand new menus anytime there's a change
    >less shit to clutter the table
    >can translate the webpage on your phone if you don't speak the language
    >can order instantly without having to wait for waiter to come over
    >no more having to deal with pretentious fonts

    there is every reason to do this and no reason not to?

    >WHAT IF I DONT WANT A SMARTPHONE!
    get with the times you stupid pretentious edgy hipster c**t. we all have phones now, it's the way the world works.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >File: 6C3BE549-8D90-478A-A1BC-A(...).jpg
      Didn't even need to read your post.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe Droidjeet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, these things are dogshit, if you've ever at dinner with someone over the age of 50 at your table you'll have to deal with telling them how to get to the menu 20 times, watch the ensuing 5 minute argument with the waiter, and then end up having to share your phone with people anyway. It's fricking miserable. Not to mention that having the phone out at a dinner table is degenerate behavior to begin with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's easier to just update your website menu than to print brand new menus anytime there's a change

      Listen gaylord, restaurants here either use a blackboard that gets updated almost daily or they have a menu with classic items that never change (printed) and they add a little “menu of the day” card in the middle, either written by hand or printed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this but completely unironically
      basically smelly autistic contrarians oppose QR, entitled little shits that probably got butthurt when cars replaced horses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A now that everyone has their phones out... ^

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a tablet if you want to force me to use your numenus

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna request a paper menu anyway, and then leave a bad review online.
    You shouldn't have wasted my time.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My phone is too small, prick.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be terrible parents
      >prefer to spend your time behind your phone recording your children being idiots instead of correcting them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bad parenting is the fault of the children now
        I hate boomers and gen x so fricking much.

        you could easily figure out how a classic can opener work just by looking at it, unless you're pretty high on the moron scale

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So what's your reaction when you realize your kid is a dumbass?
          A.) Teach them
          B.) Pull out your phone and record them like it's the billionth rerun of America's Funniest Home Videos

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what if it wasn’t a parent and it’s just a millenial cousin or a gen x uncle taking the piss out of them?

            I am not a parent (yet) so I am scared it will happen to me. I mean, it’s kinda obvious that gen x and millenials are terrible parents, and it’s easy to criticize them but I never know whether or not they are actually conscious about it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Perhaps it's a greater societal problem, then. This impulse to say "lmao, look at this dumbass!" instead of "hey, you're doing it wrong".

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In the anglosphere they're much better parents than the parents before them. From 60s to 80s parents just let their kids run wild and acted confused when it turned out that playing in garbage dumps and stormwater drains can get children killed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah well kids nowadays are all sedated since they are mostly addicted to ipads.
                My cousin’s daughter would refuse eating or take a bite if she doesn’t have her ipad in front of her.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s very easy to avoid this. Just don’t buy your kid an ipad before they can even hold a pencil

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My wife and I's biggest fights have been regarding the tablets and kids. On a 4 hour car ride to our 2nd home, they get antsy, and sometimes she gives them her phone on youtube kids. I can deal with this; but everytime they wine in a restaurant or in public they don't get a phone. They don't get a phone at home. There are too many other things to do. I called her a lazy shit mom who is letting the communists raise her kids and she told me I'm being dramatic. After seeing one of her friends kids who gets the IPAD all day every time; she apologized to me a month later.

                Women never admit they're wrong in live time. You have to wait for it.

                Accountability is truly a barrier they can't get over.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My approach to women is to treat them like 12 year olds you can have sex with without the threat of prison. It really seems like they never progress beyond about 12, mentally

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I would say 17 but sure. They all have low self esteem, are addicted to social media, love to '1 up' each other at parties, lack accountability (I've told my wife its going to be hard to tell your kids to have it when you don't), and love shopping. They really live life on tutorial mode.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >his wife apologises and doesn't retcon arguments
                Won the fricking lottery there man

                My approach to women is to treat them like 12 year olds you can have sex with without the threat of prison. It really seems like they never progress beyond about 12, mentally

                PHWOAR

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I called her a lazy shit mom who is letting the communists raise her kids and she told me I'm being dramatic.
                Based dad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn't be giving them wine to begin with.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The women laughing are clearly too old to be his mother

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How does ruling those people out as one of his parents reduce the odds that the person filming is one of his parents?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >having kids
            ok breeder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know a dumb b***h who teaches third grade. The other day, she was grading their final English tests and laughing at "how fricking stupid" the kids are for not being able to do their English work correctly. Even after explaining to her that her entire class performing poorly is more a reflection on her than on them, she still didn't get how her statement was really more a self-own than anything else.
        Oh, and she can't use a manual can opener, either. I was at her place hanging out some time back and her electric can opener crapped out. I live two doors down so I offered to go get mine. I did. And she was very confused by it, so I had to open the can for her. That was the day she want from being a friend to being a dumb b***h, the dumb b***h.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reckon it’s more because ¾ of her class is either ESL hispanics or nigs that barely qualify as human
          There’s only so much you can teach to literal apes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. She teaches at a VAST majority white Catholic school with Asian minorities. Not enough hispanics in the area around the school for there to be any in significant numbers.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >catholic
              Might as well not be white

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, probably. Considering the area, I would guess most of her students are greasy wop degos.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Degus are adorable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mama mia thatsa spicy rata balla

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be terrible parents
      >prefer to spend your time behind your phone recording your children being idiots instead of correcting them

      Gen X was a mistake. I work with a bunch of 40+ guys and they spend half their lunch breaks on their iphones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Happy pride month!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone in my company is heterosexually married. I think only one of them is gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone in my company is heterosexually married. I think only one of them is gay.

          [...]
          Gen X was a mistake. I work with a bunch of 40+ guys and they spend half their lunch breaks on their iphones.

          Actually I think that anon is onto something. Gen X parents are easily the worst and largely responsible for the influx of communism and pussies in their teens and 20s these days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bad parenting is the fault of the children now
      I hate boomers and gen x so fricking much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be terrible parents
        >prefer to spend your time behind your phone recording your children being idiots instead of correcting them

        >"I don't know how to do it nobody taught me :("
        This mental stops being cute after you're 5.
        If you show up to a family dinner so fricking high that you can't even figure out how to use a can opener, you deserve to be mocked.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. horrible unhelpful person who contributes nothing but spite to the growth of others
          Go ahead. Sit back behind your phone camera and collected those likes and replies, you big competent man of a man.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As long as you act like a child you will always be treated like one.
            That's the real reason people don't like you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Go ahead. Sit back behind your phone camera and collected those likes and replies, you big competent man of a man.
            Don't mind if I do!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >every morsel of knowledge in my brain was imparted directly from my parents.
            Ok moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think he's more pointing out that a failure of a parent just laughs at their children instead of teaching them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As long as you act like a child you will always be treated like one.
          That's the real reason people don't like you.

          >normal parent: "Son, you're using that tool wrong. Come here. This is how it's used."
          >anon: "AHAHA LMFAOOOOOOO DIS homosexual DON KNOW HOW TO DO SHIIIIIET! THIS IS GOIN ON FACEBOOK!!!! WADDAgayET, LMAOOOOOO!"
          Don't breed, and stay away from children.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>anon: "AHAHA LMFAOOOOOOO DIS homosexual DON KNOW HOW TO DO SHIIIIIET! THIS IS GOIN ON FACEBOOK!!!! WADDAgayET, LMAOOOOOO!"
            This but unironically.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Don't breed, and stay away from children.
              This, with no exceptions.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mentioned on here before, but notwife came home with both skimmed and full fat milks recently so I foamed the skimmed fat milk to make cappuccino. I went into the other room and kiddo's playing on his switch, sees my cappuccino (glass mugs ftw) and says "OOOoooh! Hot chocolate! Can I have some?" So I give him a sip, knowing unsweetened coffee, even if milked, will taste horrible to a kid. The look on his face as he wretched was hilarious.
            That's the main reason to have kids.
            Last time, someone here said I'm going to raise a serial killer because I gave him a sip of cappuccino. What a pansy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >wretched
              Retched, rather. Fricking corrections.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >notwife
              >kiddo
              Please, stop. I lack a sufficiently outrageous reaction image.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well, what the frick else am I supposed to call someone who isn't my wife, sleeps in my bed, has bouncybouncy fun time with me and is neither a girlfriend nor a fiance? "My partner," like some homosexual? Frick you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >bouncybouncy fun time
                Please stop.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But it feels good on my peepee.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >wife
                >sex
                Anon, I...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Well, what the frick else am I supposed to call(...)
                Girlfriend, wife (commonlaw), frickpet, etc.
                "Notwife" isn't even humorously submissive...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >frickpet
                I actually like that one!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I had a coworker who called his girlfriend his "cum bucket". She didn't like that and he couldn't understand why

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I had a coworker who called his girlfriend his "cum bucket". She didn't like that and he couldn't understand why

                Well, what the frick else am I supposed to call someone who isn't my wife, sleeps in my bed, has bouncybouncy fun time with me and is neither a girlfriend nor a fiance? "My partner," like some homosexual? Frick you.

                Well, what the frick else am I supposed to call someone who isn't my wife, sleeps in my bed, has bouncybouncy fun time with me and is neither a girlfriend nor a fiance? "My partner," like some homosexual? Frick you.

                I introduce my wife as my roomate sometimes and it gets a chuckle outta people

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know a pair of twins who call each other "wombmate" in conversations with others.
                Example:
                >thing 1 txting me: me and the wombmate are going to dimsum. want in?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Piss off dude, "Partner" is more romantic than wife or spouse. I don't care if fruits stole the term for them.

                A wife is someone who can divorce you, a partner is someone who will still crave your kiss until she is dying in her death bed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok troony

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Last time
              What compelled you to tell this gay story more than once?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there's not enough swearing, frustration, and ridicule in your example to be a normal parent

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's figuring it out. Ever seen a boomer try to use a computer? Hint: "WAAAAAA DO IT FOR ME I'M NOT A TECHNOLOGY PERSON"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He's figuring it out.
            He's not.
            Hedging my bets that he showed up to Thanksgiving or some other event high as frick and is hoping that it he makes enough of an ass of himself that someone will take over for him and then he can get out of helping.

            >Ever seen a boomer try to use a computer? Hint: "WAAAAAA DO IT FOR ME I'M NOT A TECHNOLOGY PERSON"
            I work in IT.
            It's not just the boomers that are like that.
            And there's a depressing number of zoomers who don't even know how to type with more than 2 fingers.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You work in IT hovering over people's typing skills. Sure, checks out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You work in IT hovering over people's typing skills
                ... yes?
                This shouldn't surprise you. What level of cope is this.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I will not learn to touch type and I'm not sorry. Uncle Ted did nothing wrong.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Michelin place in HI, big island
    >QR menu
    >dogshit mobile data
    >wifi password written on the entrance
    >nosweaty.jpg

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a simple four step solution for this
    >ask for a physical menu
    >leave if you don't get one
    >don't tip
    >never come back

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is still stupid fricking bullshit regardless

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every time they do this shit I just tell em I don’t want to scan, bring the menu.
    And they bring the menu.
    Nobody likes this shit except zoomers and women.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ive only ever seen these in shitty mall restaurants

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 33 and I refuse to eat there if they have this

    I live in the country we don’t have chains, micro brews or QR code menus like normal fricking people

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >if you don't like what I like you're a racist
    I'm pretty sure you're trolling

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's fine, it just means no tip 🙂

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Being forced to use your smartphone in a restaurant and sharing data is a good thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >File: pol-8.png

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they don't want my money that's fine, I can go the the restaurant literally next door that does have menus. Same with any idiotic place that does not accept cash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Same with any idiotic place that does not accept cash.
      i never understood this, i can get why having electronic payment methods is easier on the business but money is money, it doesnt matter what form its in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably a covid thing, some stores were really dumb about it. Pre-2020, stores typically preferred cash because it didn’t come with a transaction fee and they didn’t have to report all of it to the IRS. Even since covid I’ve never been turned away when I offer to pay in cash (I typically do, frick the federal government)

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's the one I brought to the dumb b***h's house! I like it. I also have one like the webm above because reasons. And a truly manual one. Idk what they're called. The one with no moving parts. I have so many can openers because I occasionally forget to put it back after use so there's always a clean one in the drawer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you realize that one is the same as the one from the webm? the one in the webm just has some plastic handles and shit added on. I bet that chick refused your advances and now you're salty. you dumb b***h.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah, he likes grapefruit. Has done since he was a baby. Holy shit, the funniest thing in the world is the faces babies when you feed them new foods.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >paying a fee for the state to legitimize your relationship
    Absolutely cucked.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Baby don't common hurt me...
    Don't common hurt me...
    No more...

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no smart phone, not getting ever. I can't order at the bar because its all phone ordering now. The server has to come to take my order especially. I'm okay with this, it only makes work harder for the server its doesn't cause an issue for me.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Only exists in the anglosphere

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gen z/millenial, I come to the restaurant to not sit on my phone if I'm with people. Frick off with these menu's

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cool with that. To be fair. I don't tip anyways.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just give us your personal data goy

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my dad struggled with one of these when we were seated outside because of sun glare. He got mad that I wouldn't immediately help him out and we ended up fighting all afternoon. Frick these things

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's get people in the habit of scanning random QR codes I'm sure no one will exploit it.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking pieces of shit better have wifi.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It also filters anyone with even a touch of class.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet they will make these illegal in the soynited states of soymerica.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my boomer dad has an android phone and doesnt have a qr scanner on it and always try to scan it with the camera and it doesnt work, while i can just open my camera on my iphone and scan it.

    either way there should be physical menus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there should be a qr scanner shortcut in the drag down menu from the main screen

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dynamic pricing facilitates inflation
    grocery stores are the next to adopt this

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it does, I don't eat at places that don't have real menus.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a moronic and inconvenient covid measure.
    It doesn't save money and its an inconvenient way to browse a menu.
    Any half decent restaurant printed disposable menus.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These are going away because everyone hates them. OP remains a gay.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Internet is down for whatever reason
    >Site is a slow piece of shit
    >Site can't load with adblockers on
    >Phone about to die
    >Site layout is a horrendous piece of shit
    >Still have to put up this QR sign on every single table instead of the fricking menu (places with 20+ items can just frick off)
    >Waitresses have to act tech support for boomers, wasting time
    >Boomers will complain on and on and ask for a non-existent menu, wasting time
    >Oops our DNS supplied by AWS is fricked right now
    >Uhh yeah we don't have x, y and z, the site isn't updated in 6 months
    >Boomers can't read small text, wasting time
    If you must use this, have a blackboard backup somewhere with the most common items. Do you really save anything by dealing 10x longer with boomers and their complaints?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen one of these. But I don't bring my phone with me when I go out, so I guess so.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    android doesn't have a built in QR reader

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never use these. Also if a place has those homosexualy card scanners with some annoying touchscreen that plays ads while you eat, I always move that piece of shit to another table.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >turn phone volume to max
    >take pictures of waitresses asses
    >uhh I was just checking the menu

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