This is the correct way to eat a hot dog. Anyone who eats it any other way has narcissistic personality disorder.

This is the correct way to eat a hot dog. Anyone who eats it any other way has narcissistic personality disorder.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >correct way to eat a hot dog
    >it's just sitting there in the pic without somebody eating it
    what did op mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why’s the dog not split? Do mutts actually not sear the inside?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there's an inside and an outside to skinless hotdogs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Third world cooklet detected.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You only do that with real sausages.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >untoasted bun
    >imitation sawdust product frankfurter
    >no melted cheese
    not a hot dog
    your pic is a japanese "soseeji pan"

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we call them glizzys now bruh

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty boiled frankfurters
    give me a real bbq'd sausage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a taco

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did someone say slaw dogs?

    Yesterday I put diced chilis, sharp cheddar shreds, sour cream, and agave chipotle sauce on some dawgs and they were great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >agave chipotle sauce
      Is that when you came out of the closet wearing lingerie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does flavor threaten your sexuality to react so insecurely like this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all, it's pathetic freaks like you prancing around in lingerie that's funny. You should be glad that you're not shot on sight.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ask your mom how straight I am. Then you can go reflect on how fricking insecure with your masculinity you sound.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My mom said you kept touching her B-hole, and asking her to finger your butt. She said you threw up when you saw her vegana. She says she's 100% sure you're gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i go to Culinaly to make fun of cooking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have the right idea.

        >i go to Culinaly to make fun of cooking

        you left the 'agave' in there, you fricking fruity homosexual. TMI, you wastrel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slaw dogs are based as long as the slaw is good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, it's not going to be good with bad slaw on it? No shit, you fricking idiot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chili + slaw dogs would be peak if they weren't so damned messy to eat.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no mustard
    Pass

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny post because forcing your own reality unto others like you try to do is something people with narcissistic personality disorder do.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burger>>>>>>hot dog

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ketchup instead of wedged cut tomatoes
    >Side split buns instead of top split rolls
    >No natural casings
    >Generic pork “meat”
    >Not even a foot long
    >No stone ground mustard
    >No diced onions
    >Not even steamed
    It’s like you purposely set out to fail and your own narcissism refuses to admit you eat shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should chicagoans be k*lled? reply to this post to vote

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. By the millions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Chicago should be purged. But the Chicago-style hotdog with the full garden is the ideal form of the hotdog.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The "full garden" Chicago dog?
          I haven't heard of anything more gay this year.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're already taking care of that themselves.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're full of shit. The only thing you showed was a couple of shitty hot dogs, that's not to eat them which is what you asked.
    >This is the correct way to eat a hot dog.
    so?
    You stupid b***h.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you eating a hot dog right off of a table or plate like that, are you a stray raccoon or something? Take your meds and get into a straight jacket in some padded cell.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friend just told me that he hates costco hotdogs and I don't really know how I feel about it. I'm considering distancing myself from him, just not sure I can be close friends with someone like that.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ketchup on a hotdog
    I will murder you in your sleep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I've always preferred mustard, if I am eating a cheap and easy dog, I do yellow mustard and relish, or sriracha sometimes

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if I eat them like that and while having narcissistic personality disorder?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    technically that's a burger

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're not narcissistic

    You have no standards

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the correct way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pickles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the correct way to have a moronic opinion. You deserve to be slapped in public in a busy setting.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Growing up we couldn't afford hot dogs for everyone, so last in line would get to drink the water, which my mother dubbed hot dog soup. I was the smallest so often I was the one drinking it.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >end up eating 6+ hotdogs in 1 sitting
    >mega shit afterwards
    feels good man

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    choose your weapon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dammit peru, what the frick are you doing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      france. hamsterdam, corea, doyer, china, tijuana if they toast the frickin bun
      not a yuge bologna fan but baltimore looks pretty good too

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe anyone over the age of 4 enjoys ketchup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's good if you mix it with other things like creating a thousand island sauce or something

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no cheese
    >no onion
    ngmi

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