This is what I eat for lunch everyday. How long will I live?

This is what I eat for lunch everyday. How long will I live?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone will live forever in complete happiness after the technological singularity

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a diarrhea and doritos sandwich?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately long enough to make a thread.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I suspect youre already dead, bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That wasn't the first post though?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fourthpost

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            listen here you lil shit

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100 years, easy

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its mostly genetics how tf should I know

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on what else you're eating, OP. I think an otherwise sensible diet could sustain one of these per day more or less indefinitely. If that is all you eat every day then I would say you probably have only a few weeks before serious nutritional deficiencies set in and a few months before death is likely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      youre overestimating how frail people are
      peanut butter is full of nutrients, the bread is good, and doritos got more ig
      think of all the people in history who lived on bread for months/years on end

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most mainstream peanut butter is a bunch of soy bean oil. No way if he's eating like that is he's not eating slop peanut butter.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    according to my food pyramid this fulfills all your needs

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For a 25-year-old male of average height and weight with generally good health, surviving solely on a single sandwich per day composed of two slices of white bread, one tablespoon of peanut butter, and approximately 10 Doritos brand tortilla chips would lead to severe malnutrition and potentially life-threatening consequences. Here's a detailed timeline of the symptoms that might arise from this inadequate diet:

    Week 1-2:

    Feeling of hunger and fatigue due to insufficient caloric intake.
    Potential vitamin and mineral deficiencies may start to manifest, such as fatigue, weakness, and irritability.

    Week 3-4:

    Significant weight loss due to the body's need to break down muscle tissue for energy.
    Potential signs of protein deficiency, such as muscle wasting, weakened immune system, and impaired wound healing.
    Vitamin and mineral deficiencies may become more pronounced, leading to symptoms like brittle nails, dry skin, and poor night vision (vitamin A deficiency).

    Week 5-8:

    Severe caloric and nutrient deficiencies, leading to substantial weight loss and muscle wasting.
    Potential for nutrient deficiency diseases like scurvy (vitamin C deficiency), beriberi (thiamine deficiency), and pellagra (niacin deficiency).
    Increased susceptibility to infections due to a compromised immune system.
    Potential for organ damage, especially to the heart, kidneys, and liver.

    Week 9-12:

    Extreme weight loss and muscle wasting, putting the body into a state of starvation.
    Potential for organ failure, particularly of the heart and kidneys.
    Increased risk of serious infections and illnesses due to a severely compromised immune system.
    Potential for neurological problems, including confusion, memory loss, and impaired cognitive function.

    Beyond 12 weeks:

    Risk of life-threatening complications, such as heart failure, kidney failure, and severe infections.
    Potential for coma and death if the inadequate diet persists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why effortpost when no upvotes?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The trick is it wasn't an effortpost, it's aislop

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put some onions in there instead of doritos anon
    then you get some vegetables in you and youll basically live forever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres no way pb&onion is a thing
      did you make that as a joke?
      why waste food like that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry what?
        it's a popular food
        plenty of people eat it, plenty of results when searched

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that fricking bing??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that fricking bing??

          >the only person who uses bing also eats peanut butter and onion sammies
          what a surprise

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you know what the caramelized one does look kinda good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that fricking bing??

          Howling rn

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im with you anon
          and i also use bing
          there are dozens of us!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow how contrived. Frick off.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this actually good. Sometime peanut butter mixes with shit like burgers which feels wrong buts it's good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        put some 'racha on there and its basically a thai peanut sauce sandwich

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was going to say this. Peanut butter is great for more savory things. African peanut stew is delicious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"waste" a highly renewable resource
        I also waste my farts. You gonna cry about that, too?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hemingway, on PB & Onion
    >One of the highest points in the sandwich-maker’s art. We call it the Mount Everest Special. For Commanders only.
    it was the favourite sandwich of earnest hemingway, a great writer
    and i believe if he was alive today he would use bing
    foods and search engines for the members of society not afraid to push boundaries

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the face of a chad pb & onion lover

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >For Commanders only
      Did this man invent the based dialect?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unfortunately was temporarily co-opted into that whole reddit/bacon/ron swanson thing for a while
        but yes he was very based

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seed oil with wheat, covered in seed oil and cheese dust with seed oils. At least buy a real peanut butter and not seed slop.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Longer than you'll want to.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the peanut butter with butter and doritos with utz crab chips. Thank me later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Replace your dick with my dick and then jerk it

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    easy 70 years
    they ate less under communism

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