>This made Redditors shit and piss their pants in rage

>This made Redditors shit and piss their pants in rage

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To take without asking is to be a Black person, just as to refuse to share when asked is to be a israelite. Be white.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    redditors are the most passive aggressive cuckolds in the world. they would rather post minor inconveniences online than do anything about them in real life. there is so much "look at what my wife did isn't this frustrating?" and its a picture of dishes being put in the dishwasher "wrong"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also people proved the guy was just lying for engagement

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO NOT MY HECKING GOYNUTS I NEED MY DOSE OF CORN SYRUP!!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donuts are German, glowboy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've honestly never seen an arab eat a doughnut

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't bother me but it is indeed a WOMAN thing to do. They generally want to try bits of everything, rather than eating the whole of one thing (either they become full quickly or they're afraid of becoming fat).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be one thing if they were random donuts, but these were all specifically ordered. It would be like if everyone got a sandwich from subway and someone took a bite out of each one because she wanted to sample, and didn't ask anyone first.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see; I didn't know the background story.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the context completely changes the story from "sort of annoying but whatever" to "this fricking b***h"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a lie. This is a sampler. And if even if that story is true, why did they not take the donuts to the people who ordered them?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's a lie!
          >b-b-but even if it's true...
          kek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He has never heard of an argument in the alternative
            Lol

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >has never heard of people ordering lunch
              lel

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah bro I love when you order lunch for the office and just leave it around instead of giving it to that person

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wants the intern manhandling his donut instead of just picking it out of the box himself

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's right, though.
            How did this ordering take place? Were all 12 people in the shop at once? Did they all unanimously agree to get different donuts? Why would they wait to get back to the office to eat them? Why would they wait for someone else to get to the box if they knew first hand that the donuts were there?
            Everything about this is so in the face of common sense and logistics that even if it managed to be true, you couldn't fault anyone for misunderstanding the situation.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They put the order in the day before.

              [...]
              It's literally a standard sampler the store sells lmao

              No it isn't.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Redditor wants you to believe that twelve different people individually placed an order for twelve different donuts, one guy picked them up and then did not tell them about it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did tell everyone, but like I said the fatass was hovering around the breakroom so she could attack everyone else's food before they could get to it. She probably works in HR so she doesn't have any real work to do during the day and can wait around for the donut delivery.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah more like everyone at work ordered a 12" sub and she decided she wanted to try 2" from everyone's sub and just cut off 2" from every sub on the table.

        It's not as unsanitary as biting your sandwich, but it's a complete overstep and disturbing behaviour regardless.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm secretly fricking this fat b***h who steals food, so it makes no difference to me if she takes the bite with her mouth or cuts it off since I've already stuck my tongue down her throat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I've already stuck my tongue down her throat.
            >haven't stuck your tongue in her butthole

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but these were all specifically ordered.
        Bull fricking shit, you seriously expect me to believe that 12 people managed to all order different donuts, and that somehow, the one person that didn't know somehow managed to get to the box before any of them?
        Frick off with this shit.

        I see; I didn't know the background story.

        You didn't know the backstory because it's clearly a lie.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She ordered her own donut as well, presumably one of the ones that had a piece taken out. Fatass probably hovered around the breakroom making sure she got to the donuts before anyone else.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine writing a fan fiction about an office worker eating donuts.
            Quit making shit up.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              from the originally plebbit post
              >What’s even better is everyone got to choose which one they wanted from the menu online yet she still went ahead and “Sampled,” them. Which meant other people only got what she decided to leave behind. At least it’s something, I guess. Mines the half eaten Carmel delight in the corner there.
              https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1c2ivqq/this_women_at_work_took_a_slice_out_of_several/kzabjej/

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the half eaten Carmel delight in the corner
                It's like 1/4 eaten you big baby.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Karen the Donut Thief from HR

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and it's clearly a lie for updoots.
                Use your brain, anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Believing everything is a lie makes you just as much of a gullible moron as someone who believes that nothing is a lie. Both show a clear lack of discernment and intelligence.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lack of discernment
                I gave you my discernment.
                The story doesn't add up and coming from Reddit doesn't somehow make it true.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't add up to you because you're moronic and are easily confused lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm confused because the moment you ask more than one question about how they collectively ordered online and no one picked the same donut, it stops making any sense and reads like a comedy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you think this thing is fake ergo you think everything is fake
                Are you having a stroke?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              from the originally plebbit post
              >What’s even better is everyone got to choose which one they wanted from the menu online yet she still went ahead and “Sampled,” them. Which meant other people only got what she decided to leave behind. At least it’s something, I guess. Mines the half eaten Carmel delight in the corner there.
              https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1c2ivqq/this_women_at_work_took_a_slice_out_of_several/kzabjej/

              original*

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She ordered her own donut as well, presumably one of the ones that had a piece taken out. Fatass probably hovered around the breakroom making sure she got to the donuts before anyone else.

          It's literally a standard sampler the store sells lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you add up the pieces it makes up more than one doughnut. Just some woman not able to deal with being fat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just wanted to try some of each flavor, homosexual
      donuts are gay food anyway

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans look at a 700 calorie donut with 30+ grams of sugar and think "this is a breakfast for one person" and get mad when someone splits it up

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only part im really mad about is touching the fork handles to the food
    They changed the self serve donuts at the grocery store and didnt put a place to put the tongs so people just leace them touching the donuts so i stopped buying them

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see literally nothing wrong with this as long as you clear it with the donut buyer.

    These look like "fancy" donuts, so why I would want to try a few different ones as well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      It would be one thing if they were random donuts, but these were all specifically ordered. It would be like if everyone got a sandwich from subway and someone took a bite out of each one because she wanted to sample, and didn't ask anyone first.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these donuts so much. 90% of the time someone brings in donuts like these they don't even taste good. Its like $3-5 per donut too. It's like they can't just make a basic donut so they decorate it with crap that overtakes any ability to actually taste the dough so no one can tell that its no better or sometimes worse than any other chain coffee shop.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those shitty ass Ugg boots.

    let's be honest what happened here. some millennial karen bought donuts for the office, and people started taking them before she could get a photo for facebook. white women lose their shit if you ruin their photo op

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, they were cut with a knife.
    If some slob was taking bites out of them, then I'd be triggered.
    But I think it's fine for people to sample pieces of different donuts since they're all clearly very distinct from each other.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems kinda moronic to get doughnuts for "everybody" but they're all unique. What she did was the most fair since everyone still has an oppurtunity to try the different doughnuts. Communal doughnuts should just be six glazed, 6 chocolate.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you defend this fat Black person's behavior you're a Black person yourself.

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