>This made Redditors shit and piss their pants in rage
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To take without asking is to be a Black person, just as to refuse to share when asked is to be a israelite. Be white.
redditors are the most passive aggressive cuckolds in the world. they would rather post minor inconveniences online than do anything about them in real life. there is so much "look at what my wife did isn't this frustrating?" and its a picture of dishes being put in the dishwasher "wrong"
Also people proved the guy was just lying for engagement
>NOOOO NOT MY HECKING GOYNUTS I NEED MY DOSE OF CORN SYRUP!!!!!
Donuts are German, glowboy.
I've honestly never seen an arab eat a doughnut
It didn't bother me but it is indeed a WOMAN thing to do. They generally want to try bits of everything, rather than eating the whole of one thing (either they become full quickly or they're afraid of becoming fat).
It would be one thing if they were random donuts, but these were all specifically ordered. It would be like if everyone got a sandwich from subway and someone took a bite out of each one because she wanted to sample, and didn't ask anyone first.
I see; I didn't know the background story.
Yeah, the context completely changes the story from "sort of annoying but whatever" to "this fricking b***h"
That's a lie. This is a sampler. And if even if that story is true, why did they not take the donuts to the people who ordered them?
>it's a lie!
>b-b-but even if it's true...
kek
>He has never heard of an argument in the alternative
Lol
>has never heard of people ordering lunch
lel
Yeah bro I love when you order lunch for the office and just leave it around instead of giving it to that person
>wants the intern manhandling his donut instead of just picking it out of the box himself
He's right, though.
How did this ordering take place? Were all 12 people in the shop at once? Did they all unanimously agree to get different donuts? Why would they wait to get back to the office to eat them? Why would they wait for someone else to get to the box if they knew first hand that the donuts were there?
Everything about this is so in the face of common sense and logistics that even if it managed to be true, you couldn't fault anyone for misunderstanding the situation.
They put the order in the day before.
No it isn't.
The Redditor wants you to believe that twelve different people individually placed an order for twelve different donuts, one guy picked them up and then did not tell them about it
They did tell everyone, but like I said the fatass was hovering around the breakroom so she could attack everyone else's food before they could get to it. She probably works in HR so she doesn't have any real work to do during the day and can wait around for the donut delivery.
Nah more like everyone at work ordered a 12" sub and she decided she wanted to try 2" from everyone's sub and just cut off 2" from every sub on the table.
It's not as unsanitary as biting your sandwich, but it's a complete overstep and disturbing behaviour regardless.
I'm secretly fricking this fat b***h who steals food, so it makes no difference to me if she takes the bite with her mouth or cuts it off since I've already stuck my tongue down her throat.
>I've already stuck my tongue down her throat.
>haven't stuck your tongue in her butthole
>but these were all specifically ordered.
Bull fricking shit, you seriously expect me to believe that 12 people managed to all order different donuts, and that somehow, the one person that didn't know somehow managed to get to the box before any of them?
Frick off with this shit.
You didn't know the backstory because it's clearly a lie.
She ordered her own donut as well, presumably one of the ones that had a piece taken out. Fatass probably hovered around the breakroom making sure she got to the donuts before anyone else.
Imagine writing a fan fiction about an office worker eating donuts.
Quit making shit up.
from the originally plebbit post
>What’s even better is everyone got to choose which one they wanted from the menu online yet she still went ahead and “Sampled,” them. Which meant other people only got what she decided to leave behind. At least it’s something, I guess. Mines the half eaten Carmel delight in the corner there.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1c2ivqq/this_women_at_work_took_a_slice_out_of_several/kzabjej/
>the half eaten Carmel delight in the corner
It's like 1/4 eaten you big baby.
>t. Karen the Donut Thief from HR
Yeah, and it's clearly a lie for updoots.
Use your brain, anon.
Believing everything is a lie makes you just as much of a gullible moron as someone who believes that nothing is a lie. Both show a clear lack of discernment and intelligence.
>Lack of discernment
I gave you my discernment.
The story doesn't add up and coming from Reddit doesn't somehow make it true.
It doesn't add up to you because you're moronic and are easily confused lmao
I'm confused because the moment you ask more than one question about how they collectively ordered online and no one picked the same donut, it stops making any sense and reads like a comedy.
>you think this thing is fake ergo you think everything is fake
Are you having a stroke?
original*
It's literally a standard sampler the store sells lmao
If you add up the pieces it makes up more than one doughnut. Just some woman not able to deal with being fat.
they just wanted to try some of each flavor, homosexual
donuts are gay food anyway
>Americans look at a 700 calorie donut with 30+ grams of sugar and think "this is a breakfast for one person" and get mad when someone splits it up
The only part im really mad about is touching the fork handles to the food
They changed the self serve donuts at the grocery store and didnt put a place to put the tongs so people just leace them touching the donuts so i stopped buying them
I see literally nothing wrong with this as long as you clear it with the donut buyer.
These look like "fancy" donuts, so why I would want to try a few different ones as well.
see
I hate these donuts so much. 90% of the time someone brings in donuts like these they don't even taste good. Its like $3-5 per donut too. It's like they can't just make a basic donut so they decorate it with crap that overtakes any ability to actually taste the dough so no one can tell that its no better or sometimes worse than any other chain coffee shop.
>those shitty ass Ugg boots.
let's be honest what happened here. some millennial karen bought donuts for the office, and people started taking them before she could get a photo for facebook. white women lose their shit if you ruin their photo op
I mean, they were cut with a knife.
If some slob was taking bites out of them, then I'd be triggered.
But I think it's fine for people to sample pieces of different donuts since they're all clearly very distinct from each other.
Seems kinda moronic to get doughnuts for "everybody" but they're all unique. What she did was the most fair since everyone still has an oppurtunity to try the different doughnuts. Communal doughnuts should just be six glazed, 6 chocolate.
If you defend this fat Black person's behavior you're a Black person yourself.