This shit is GARBAGE.

What did they change? Is it the siloxane they started adding to the frying oil? Not only does it give me a tummy ache now but the portions are shrinking. Big Mac's burger patties are so thin there are often holes in them. And the "meat" seems to be a blend of finely chopped tensons, suspended in pink slime.

The fish sandwich would still be good if they frying oil wasn't toxic, but even that has suffered. It's now about 1 1/2" across. It's comically small.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop advertising for them then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not. I'm shitting on them. It's toxic garbage.

      There ARE at least three McDonalds ad threads up though, right now. But it's important to counter that with anti-McDonalds threads. Fast food is for fat moronic people anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and so long as you are posting threads with their logo front and center you are adding to the problem, kindly post an actual cooking thread or kys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's no way you people decide to buy something just because the brand's image momentarily passed by your mind...right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you have a fundamental misunderstanding of advertisement
            youre the type of gay to think the streisand effect isnt real either

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What website do you think we're on? You're having delusions of grandeur, seek help

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Is it the siloxane they started adding to the frying oil?
            /x/ is that wa-
            >https://blogs.ubc.ca/communicatingscience2019w211/2019/03/03/would-you-like-dimethylpolysiloxane-with-that/
            oh.

            Unfortunately science says that human minds in general work this way. You would think that would mean strict regulations, or any regulations at all really, on the use of what are essentially highly sophisticated mind weapons but no, best they can do is tone it down a bit in between cartoons.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's no way you people decide to buy something just because the brand's image momentarily passed by your mind...right?

          Hi, actual moron here, I saw the McDonald's logo and immediately ordered seven Big Macs.
          Why did you do this to me OP? I just got over my McDonald's addiction and you ruined my sobriety. You're a sick and twisted man.
          I'm going to kys (keep myself safe).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not. I'm shitting on them
        nope.
        you posted their logo, that's free advertisement.
        it's almost the same as wearing a shirt with any intellectual property on it, except with the shirt you buy the ad and then wear it, giving them free advertising.

        would be nice if people were smart enough to stop being walking billboards.
        would be nice if people were smart enough to not be unconscious shills.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you posted their logo, that's free advertisement
          That's just not true. People with marketing training will lie and say that "all press is good press" but then do massive damage control against bad press.

          But a more important question is - why don't I see your comments in any of the at least three McDonalds ad threads currently up? It's almost as if this one is the offensive one to you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >threads currently up
            i just woke up and i live int he age of catalog sorted by creation date.
            if it's not on the top line of the properly sorted catalog then it's not gonna be one of the threads i open first thing in the morning.
            and i clicked this one because reading some sperg's venting rant about a fast food place being garbage is always going to have reason posted almost immediately after it.
            i enjoy comeuppance.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              would you bumping the thread be considered advertising too?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bumping doesn't exist in the age of catalog sorted by creation date.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you overestimate the intelligence of the userbase at hand, i can only imagine it's very rare for anyone to sort posts that way
                t. creation date sorter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the userbase
                irrelevant because they are not me.
                get well soon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its terminal though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yea dude, look how much business mcdonalds got when super size me aired-

            oh.....

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's as I said, marketing people sell their trade and frickups by couching their failures as still garnering "press" so they don't have to be accountable. But the reality is, bad press hurts companies much more than good press and ads help them. It's why there are huge industries revolving around PR, which is post-hoc damage control unlike marketing, which is image building and product selling. They even have a separate business for fixing the damage done by poor marketing and / or genuine corporate frickups.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What restaurant are you talking about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Golden Gull

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theres no way this is real, im gonna have to see for myself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably cricket protein. Is it really unfeasible?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chicken sandwich is pink slime from chickens, bug protein is currently too expensive for fast food applications.

      You can get chicken slime for $0.10 a pound. I'm a little surprised they haven't started selling it in buckets in Wal-Mart yet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      insects are ground up as a whole (to reduce production costs). including the legs and wings which are damaging to human intestines. never ever eat any insect based products, even protein. it will damage your intestines forever

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fish sandwich
    Not that you should be eating goyslop at all, but if you try the BK Big Fish you'll probably never eat another McDonalds Filet O'Fish.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BK sucks even harder than McDonalds. They all do. It's all the same garbage any more.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not only does it give me a tummy ache now
    liar.

    also how old are you "tummy ache". fricking grow up.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know I had mcdonalds the other day for the first time in a couple years and it was pretty great. We got 4QPC and 4 medium fries for like $14. Would have cost a lot more if we didn't use the 50% off thing.

    You people are just a bunch of whiny b***hes.

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