Thoughts on chorizo?

Thoughts on chorizo?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OK I'll be real, nuke me if this counts as begging but abuela just left me some homemade chorizo and I'm scared, it looks like it'll destroy my anus. I don't even know what to do with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eat it. Abuela knows best.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just going to have it like a sausage and see what happens. Sometimes she mixes it with hamburger for tacos, don't think I've ever had it by itself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mix it in with some scrambled eggs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The answer is breakfast tacos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how old is that biznatch? by biznatch, i mean your abuelita. has she ever shown signs of being senile? she might have put dish detergent in the chorizo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She recently turned 70 so no she's still good. I'm not even Mexican but I love my abuela's cooking. She knows not to make it too insane for my European palette.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who you calling biznatch?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just make chorizo rice

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've had it before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's big in Mexican households. Some of the store bought stuff is nasty but I trust abuela to make something much better.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only had Spanish chorizo. Fackin pukka m8

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing in paella

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Throw it in a shakshuka

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i just had some with eggs today
    luv it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prefer real chorizo to that Mexican bastard abortion pictured in the OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda wondered about that. Your pic looks much more solid than what I have.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not chorizo this is. Its good if you want a slightly spicy sandwich/pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what that fricking horror is but it's not chouriço.

      This looks ok.

      Pic related, it's chouriço.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats not chorizo this is. Its good if you want a slightly spicy sandwich/pizza

        the solid ones are the good ones

        I kinda wondered about that. Your pic looks much more solid than what I have.

        the less solid ones are made from glands and are not good on their own. too goopy and greasy. but if you put them in with other stuff it can still be good. i can vouch for chorizo eggs being pretty good (esp with onions, peppers, potatoes) and it's a way to add protein to a big ol batch of beans

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          my chorizo is solid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is that so?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not chorizo this is. Its good if you want a slightly spicy sandwich/pizza

      I don't know what that fricking horror is but it's not chouriço.

      This looks ok.

      Pic related, it's chouriço.

      Autism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what that fricking horror is but it's not chouriço.

      This looks ok.

      Pic related, it's chouriço.

      They're the same picture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My man!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mexican food mogs Spanish food just like American food mogs British food.
      What’s famous Spanish dishes are there again? I guess your rice is used as a side in Mexico, so good on you for that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got some from the Mexican butcher a day in the fridge it started to smell . And blackened in color

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I put chorizo in a breakfast burrito once with eggs and whatever
    I just remember not chewing it correctly and it got stuck in my throat and felt like I was being tear gassed by a chupacabra

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't buy Embassa brand chorizo since i found out it was owned by Hormel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with Hormel?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What's wrong with Hormel
        That’s like the easiest Ivy League school to get into. Especially if you are a NY state resident as three of its seven undergraduate schools are actually part of SUNY

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have it, kranskys, a ham hock and beans in a paprika stew, delicious grah

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glorious in a breakfast scramble.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good shit muh homie

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is chorizo more authentic if it's made from offal or regular meat? I see both types in the store.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yo Tengo un chorizo como un Caballo.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Spanish chorizo. I dislike Mexican chorizo.
    https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/cooking-tips-tutorials/a87394/mexican-vs-spanish-chorizo/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/cooking-tips-tutorials/a87394/mexican-vs-spanish-chorizo/

      >woman

      of course a woman would pick an european country because how soft they are, like you. A man choses the badass mexican chorizo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh badass
        It's food you frickstick.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When me and my wife eat chorizo and beans we fart like crazy and our farts STINK!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tastes like shit, makes you feel like shit for eating It.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good with eggs and potatoes.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    longaniza FTW

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A great sossij. I love making red beans and rice with 'zo as the meat.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Such a weird Super Metroid boss.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't go to the mexican butcher without getting some for breakfast. The stuff in the plastic tubes and at the grocery store is mostly offal and fat, even if it is good ina gross kind of way.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We don't eat pepperoni in France, no one likes this shitty italian crap only americans could eat, we eat Chorizo and put it on pizza instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a load of shit, one quick search in French gives loads and loads of results for french pepperoni pizzas. And chorizo on pizza is not uncommon, we eat that all the time here in Norway as well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just people on this site being autistic elitist contrarians about everything as usual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow a dickhead frenchman, wonders never cease

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody's talking about pepperoni
      >Bring up pepperoni just to bring up Americans
      >Be wrong anyways

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >randomly brings up Americans
      rent free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      French food is shit and frenchmen are queer stinky homosexuals. No one mentioned pepperoni or four fromage.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican chorizo isnt real chorizo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chorizo iberico is insane (it's also insanely expensive but honestly it's worth the price)

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man this stuff is greasy. Gave me a little heartburn.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chorizo kicks ass, I just like the heavy paprika flavor.
    Greasy-ass fresh chorizo is great for spicy biscuits and gravy or tacos/burritos. Smoked chorizo for cajun cooking. Fermented sausages for direct consumption or with bread/cracker/cheese.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MEXICAN CHORIZO ISN'T REAL CHORIZO BECAUSE... BECAUSE... BECAUSE IT'S JUST *NOT*, OKAY?!?!1!?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    me encanta

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nasty shit, papricated salami is never good

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boomer Romanians love eating this shit when drinking and they always have them in their meat and wine cellars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >meat and wine cellars
      wait what

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This plus a few barrels of homemade wine.Since my dad used to be an alcoholic we would often visit people that sell their homemade wine and meats

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Glorious.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based dad
          homosexual son

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I oven bake mine on a flat sheet. Use ground pork, garlic, paprika, salt and pepper and a splash of apple cider vinegar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chorizo
      >no peppers
      no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but without Googling I'd like you to post what you think paprika is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Paprika is to peppers as Camry's are to sports cars. Peppers have heat. If you think Paprika has heat then you are the epitome of the moronic tiktok whyte ppl think mayo is hot lamao shit. Chorizo should have some spice and bite.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Peppers have heat.
            I guess this is the part where I say something like
            >If you think bell peppers have heat then you are the epitome of the moronic tiktok whyte ppl think mayo is hot lamao shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              First day on the internet? That would be a poor move. You'd be playing into his hands. He was obviously saying capsicum isn't pepper.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're even dumber than he is.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer it over andouille in my red beans

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE PAELLA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do. People do be putting raw mussels over the rice though

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tcho-ray-zow
    >chou-ri-zoo
    >khor-eez-oh
    ? ? ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tchor-iz-oh

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so based, so zased

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In Spain there¡s dozen of different varieties, depending on region and what you're gonna use it for. This is a spicy chorizo from León that I just bought for breakfast. You can cook it with lentils or with tomate sauce and spaghetti or just eat it as it is in a bocadillo.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather eat american glued meat than chorizo. It's unhygienic filth masked with spices.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the chorizo sliced, with some cheese that I'm having too. My charcutero used to have an even nicer spicy chorizo but they stopped making it.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican fresh chorizo is 80% fat. Seems like a rip-off to me.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was too greasy and slightly painful coming out. Didn't care for it.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing Mexican chorizo is lower quality ingredients and methods, with a moronic focus on muh spicy

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Greasy and gross

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the food bank gave me like 5 lbs of chorizo that i'm 100% sure is just the slaughterhouse floor leavings. i tried putting it in omelets but it wasn't very good. think i'm just going to use it for a big batch of red/black beans

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