vegan sushi

Does this eggplant nigiri look like it came out of the ocean?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like it came out of my ass

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can’t you just eat cucumber sushi like normal veggies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boring

      I also made vegan offal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that looks like processed tapeworm

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Weird, I was going for lung

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        somehow even worse than pig guts and goat throats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seitan is boring

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's half konjac

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this
          fermented soy derivatives like soft tofu or tempeh make much better vegetarian dishes any time, frick seitan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it looks offal

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i call vegan meat "trans meat", wants to be accepted as meat, pretends to be meat, but not real meat. I have veganphobia

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
    the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
    their curry is just watered soup
    ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
    even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

    why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the simple preparation of fresh fish that makes it good, also the simple preparation of what looks like basic rice but isn't that makes it superb. Also, if it was so easy why is most sushi not as amazing as well prepared sushi?

      https://i.imgur.com/VgIRPL1.jpg

      Boring

      I also made vegan offal

      seitan is boring

      I like seitan but that looks just really gross.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sushi is not Japan's main staple dish, moronic homie

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all life came out of the ocean

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wood and radroach sushi

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you not realize that the seaweed is covered in plankton? You are eating tiny animals!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sushi is first and foremost about the rice. You want seafood only? Get sashimi.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit looks like being made by a white millenial dude with existential crisis and like to blame every generation before and after them for any misfortune that he got.

    There are ways to make rice and eggplant to look more interesting and tastier than this pretentious shit

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It goes well with the hot summer.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Does this eggplant nigiri look like it came out of the ocean?
    it came out of a smoker

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