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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turkey Sandwich, Honey Carrot Cake, and fresh apple juice

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a gay wedding cake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Republican?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OK you may now STONE the bride

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what bride

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the bottom is the bride in this sort of affair, gramps

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OK you may now STONE the bride
        "I'm so high right now, after smoking the marijuana, and it's making me the horny, and I want to have the sex with you, even though you were born a man, but you are now a real woman, and I am marrying you. I want you to bear my butt babies."

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Please let me know when the contractions start, because I want you to give birth to our babies in the bath tub. I'll fill it with warm water and then you can squirt out as many logs as you can. I'll spank the little shits and try to make them cry."

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Please let me know when the contractions start, because I want you to give birth to our babies in the bath tub. I'll fill it with warm water and then you can squirt out as many logs as you can. I'll spank the little shits and try to make them cry."

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fish sandwich, banana pound cake slice, and apple juice

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turkey sandwich with cayenne only, and whatever "Soup" is

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blueberry cheese pie and fish sandwich

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matzo ball soup, before I detonate my suicide vest! Allahu ackbar! It's a trap, for muslims!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont negotiate with terrorists

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Gospel truth that the Glorious Shuyuk/Siyniyn Scientist and founder of Magnets, Yakub the bigheaded,has created my people, the Patmosian white devils, to overtake the Meccalite black Allahs as the rightful rulers of the universe, freeing Xenu from his Mountainous Statis to overthrow the Bronze Skinned,White Haired,Red Eyed Mormon Jesus on Kolob for the sake of THE LORD of the burning bush to reach the next level! Also a quarter slice of that bean pie with cheese on top and a gup of Gienseng.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a time machine so I could kill Yakub before he created white people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop killing black people

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      george floyd was actually yakub #2 and derek chauvin was sent from the future to kill him before he created ultrawhites in his laboratory

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick out of here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sentence fragment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The frick out of here.
      It's obviously either fake or a menu that was made pre-2019, because no meal has costed less than $10 in years.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its real lol just google it. started by an activist for an offshoot of nation of islam. it got raided because they murdered some journalist and went bankrupt after their leader died

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > it was later linked to widespread physical and sexual abuse, welfare fraud, and murder.
          Shocking.
          Similar bakery in my town. Tried a few items. Dry and flavorless as frick. Staff always stared mouths agape at me like they’d never seen a white guy before. Always 1 or 2 Nation of Islam Farakan wannabe looking guys in front handing out newsletters, refused to even return a simple greeting. I’d stand there with my hand out until they gave me a newsletter. Read them. Chock so full of pseudoscientific racial bullshit that /misc/ would be envious they didn’t think to say that shit first.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Once they were handing out a reprint of a “discovered pamphlet” from the 16 or early 17 hundreds. White guy supposedly explaining that blacks are less than animals, and describing, in detail, how whites tortured and humiliated blacks. I mean Saw/Texas Chainsaw Massacre level shit compared to the shit that was actually done. Written in the vernacular of the supposed period. Except, oops, I was an American Lit major. After about 3 paragraphs, it was painfully obvious that this was a shoddy, grossly amateurish attempt to create racially incendiary literary bullshit marketed to the bakery’s primary customers.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you know that the civil war was fought because Abraham Lincoln detested the practice of buck breaking?
              See, buck breaking was when a male slave owner would have violent anal sex with a male slave in front of the slave's wife and children to humiliate, degrade, and break him. Sometimes the slave owner would ask the slave questions, like "What is your name?" and if the slave didn't respond with "Toby" he would get punished again the next day. This absolutely brutal and racist tactic was intended to destroy the Black man's mind, and it wasn't until General Sherman's March to the Sea that this practice ended, ipso facto.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                > See, buck breaking was when a male slave owner would have violent anal sex

                The pamphlet was along those lines but more violent, and in a Cotton Mather-like voice.

                do you still have it? you gotta post it if you do.

                Nah. It was printed on the cheapest possible paper; it would be dust by now even if I tried to preserve it. Some of the newsletters went into detail about how their big head scientist guy created white people from pigs. Want proof? Why, just look! Whites and pigs all have the same skin color!
                I shit you not.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you still have it? you gotta post it if you do.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be completely honest the NOI diet has 10x worse autism that the mainstream Sunni/Shia sects to the point where it is RECOMMENDED that you eat and sell only stale bread so that might explain a lot. https://archive.org/details/howtoeattolive00elij

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some parts are logical and healthy such as OMAD and avoiding sugary starches but most of it is pure gobbletyasiatic lol https://garynoi.com/how-to-eat-to-live-book-1/
              >Despite enslaving us and being permanently removed from God’s graces,you gotta “hand it to” the Ashkies.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              > RECOMMENDED that you eat and sell only stale bread

              Yup. That’d explain a lot. I tried the whole loaf bread a couple of times. I thought the dry, hard texture was a feature, not a bug. Maybe devout NOI folks like shitty bread, or the texture was a byproduct of fewer preservatives, or something. Apparently, it was just gross, stale bread.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its a feature :-*~~ https://www.meforum.org/62747/sample-the-nation-of-islam-
              https://www.finalcall.com/columns/eleven55/2001/eleven06-26-2001.htmldiet https://homemakingfortheblackwoman.wordpress.com/2013/07/23/eat-bread/

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Stale and Moldy bread is healthy and will lead to a healthy life...because it just will okay?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like a netflix documentary waiting to happen

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not hungry

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ordering the Black person on a stick, to be completely honest.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Black_Muslim_Bakery

    Some fun schizo commiefornia history reading

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rape and incest
      sounds like a mulsim to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Black_Muslim_Bakery
      >Some fun schizo commiefornia history reading
      Well, that looks bad, but on the same note, we have to remember that Black Lives Matter Global Network

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically? Kino. You gotta love how they blackened up Wallace Farad's features in order to keep the illusion that he wasn't a Levantine Māori Happa.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >m.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    directions to MY White Christian Cafe Bakery

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >directions to My Wife's Boyfriend's Bakery

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be the atheist/wiccan bistro xir

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a representative for new age religions, we would like to distance ourselves from atheists. Thanks

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would never willingly be in c*lifornia, much less oakland
    maybe if i was the pilot on a bombing run

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i wouldn't willingly be there, unless i was willingly there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >act moronic
        >claim victory

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s the NOI strategy so it fits the thread

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i don't know what "maybe" means
        i wish for an internet free of ESLs and zoomers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you need to put an asterisk in california, it's not a banned word as far as I know?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would ask who was really behind the atlantic slave trade

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muslim bakery

      They'd probably say the israelites tbqh

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want nothing from California, thanks anyway.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jumbo turkey burger with mayo
    pack of ginger cookies
    take home a banana or lemon pound cake.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deep fried israeli tears

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muslim bakery
    >open friday closed Sunday

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blacks are such fricking morons

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ay yo, let me get that Yakub special.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coconut cupcake it is.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing its been closed for years... the cook woman has her own shop now, still makes fish sandwiches and pies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the place called?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Your Black Muslim Fish Sandwiches & Pies"

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Large bean, blueberry cheese, and cheesecake pies
    A pack each of chocolate chip and carob crunch cookies
    If they’re Muslim, why do they have reduced hours on Sunday, but not Friday?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a BLT?

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