>OK you may now STONE the bride
"I'm so high right now, after smoking the marijuana, and it's making me the horny, and I want to have the sex with you, even though you were born a man, but you are now a real woman, and I am marrying you. I want you to bear my butt babies."
"Please let me know when the contractions start, because I want you to give birth to our babies in the bath tub. I'll fill it with warm water and then you can squirt out as many logs as you can. I'll spank the little shits and try to make them cry."
"Please let me know when the contractions start, because I want you to give birth to our babies in the bath tub. I'll fill it with warm water and then you can squirt out as many logs as you can. I'll spank the little shits and try to make them cry."
The Gospel truth that the Glorious Shuyuk/Siyniyn Scientist and founder of Magnets, Yakub the bigheaded,has created my people, the Patmosian white devils, to overtake the Meccalite black Allahs as the rightful rulers of the universe, freeing Xenu from his Mountainous Statis to overthrow the Bronze Skinned,White Haired,Red Eyed Mormon Jesus on Kolob for the sake of THE LORD of the burning bush to reach the next level! Also a quarter slice of that bean pie with cheese on top and a gup of Gienseng.
its real lol just google it. started by an activist for an offshoot of nation of islam. it got raided because they murdered some journalist and went bankrupt after their leader died
> it was later linked to widespread physical and sexual abuse, welfare fraud, and murder.
Shocking.
Similar bakery in my town. Tried a few items. Dry and flavorless as frick. Staff always stared mouths agape at me like they’d never seen a white guy before. Always 1 or 2 Nation of Islam Farakan wannabe looking guys in front handing out newsletters, refused to even return a simple greeting. I’d stand there with my hand out until they gave me a newsletter. Read them. Chock so full of pseudoscientific racial bullshit that /misc/ would be envious they didn’t think to say that shit first.
Once they were handing out a reprint of a “discovered pamphlet” from the 16 or early 17 hundreds. White guy supposedly explaining that blacks are less than animals, and describing, in detail, how whites tortured and humiliated blacks. I mean Saw/Texas Chainsaw Massacre level shit compared to the shit that was actually done. Written in the vernacular of the supposed period. Except, oops, I was an American Lit major. After about 3 paragraphs, it was painfully obvious that this was a shoddy, grossly amateurish attempt to create racially incendiary literary bullshit marketed to the bakery’s primary customers.
Did you know that the civil war was fought because Abraham Lincoln detested the practice of buck breaking?
See, buck breaking was when a male slave owner would have violent anal sex with a male slave in front of the slave's wife and children to humiliate, degrade, and break him. Sometimes the slave owner would ask the slave questions, like "What is your name?" and if the slave didn't respond with "Toby" he would get punished again the next day. This absolutely brutal and racist tactic was intended to destroy the Black man's mind, and it wasn't until General Sherman's March to the Sea that this practice ended, ipso facto.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> See, buck breaking was when a male slave owner would have violent anal sex
The pamphlet was along those lines but more violent, and in a Cotton Mather-like voice.
do you still have it? you gotta post it if you do.
Nah. It was printed on the cheapest possible paper; it would be dust by now even if I tried to preserve it. Some of the newsletters went into detail about how their big head scientist guy created white people from pigs. Want proof? Why, just look! Whites and pigs all have the same skin color!
I shit you not.
To be completely honest the NOI diet has 10x worse autism that the mainstream Sunni/Shia sects to the point where it is RECOMMENDED that you eat and sell only stale bread so that might explain a lot. https://archive.org/details/howtoeattolive00elij
Some parts are logical and healthy such as OMAD and avoiding sugary starches but most of it is pure gobbletyasiatic lol https://garynoi.com/how-to-eat-to-live-book-1/ >Despite enslaving us and being permanently removed from God’s graces,you gotta “hand it to” the Ashkies.
> RECOMMENDED that you eat and sell only stale bread
Yup. That’d explain a lot. I tried the whole loaf bread a couple of times. I thought the dry, hard texture was a feature, not a bug. Maybe devout NOI folks like shitty bread, or the texture was a byproduct of fewer preservatives, or something. Apparently, it was just gross, stale bread.
Its a feature :-*~~ https://www.meforum.org/62747/sample-the-nation-of-islam-
https://www.finalcall.com/columns/eleven55/2001/eleven06-26-2001.htmldiet https://homemakingfortheblackwoman.wordpress.com/2013/07/23/eat-bread/
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Stale and Moldy bread is healthy and will lead to a healthy life...because it just will okay?
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Black_Muslim_Bakery >Some fun schizo commiefornia history reading
Well, that looks bad, but on the same note, we have to remember that Black Lives Matter Global Network
Unironically? Kino. You gotta love how they blackened up Wallace Farad's features in order to keep the illusion that he wasn't a Levantine Māori Happa.
Large bean, blueberry cheese, and cheesecake pies
A pack each of chocolate chip and carob crunch cookies
If they’re Muslim, why do they have reduced hours on Sunday, but not Friday?
Turkey Sandwich, Honey Carrot Cake, and fresh apple juice
a gay wedding cake
Republican?
>OK you may now STONE the bride
what bride
the bottom is the bride in this sort of affair, gramps
>OK you may now STONE the bride
"I'm so high right now, after smoking the marijuana, and it's making me the horny, and I want to have the sex with you, even though you were born a man, but you are now a real woman, and I am marrying you. I want you to bear my butt babies."
"Please let me know when the contractions start, because I want you to give birth to our babies in the bath tub. I'll fill it with warm water and then you can squirt out as many logs as you can. I'll spank the little shits and try to make them cry."
fish sandwich, banana pound cake slice, and apple juice
Turkey sandwich with cayenne only, and whatever "Soup" is
Blueberry cheese pie and fish sandwich
Matzo ball soup, before I detonate my suicide vest! Allahu ackbar! It's a trap, for muslims!
i dont negotiate with terrorists
The Gospel truth that the Glorious Shuyuk/Siyniyn Scientist and founder of Magnets, Yakub the bigheaded,has created my people, the Patmosian white devils, to overtake the Meccalite black Allahs as the rightful rulers of the universe, freeing Xenu from his Mountainous Statis to overthrow the Bronze Skinned,White Haired,Red Eyed Mormon Jesus on Kolob for the sake of THE LORD of the burning bush to reach the next level! Also a quarter slice of that bean pie with cheese on top and a gup of Gienseng.
I wish I had a time machine so I could kill Yakub before he created white people.
stop killing black people
george floyd was actually yakub #2 and derek chauvin was sent from the future to kill him before he created ultrawhites in his laboratory
The frick out of here.
sentence fragment
>The frick out of here.
It's obviously either fake or a menu that was made pre-2019, because no meal has costed less than $10 in years.
its real lol just google it. started by an activist for an offshoot of nation of islam. it got raided because they murdered some journalist and went bankrupt after their leader died
> it was later linked to widespread physical and sexual abuse, welfare fraud, and murder.
Shocking.
Similar bakery in my town. Tried a few items. Dry and flavorless as frick. Staff always stared mouths agape at me like they’d never seen a white guy before. Always 1 or 2 Nation of Islam Farakan wannabe looking guys in front handing out newsletters, refused to even return a simple greeting. I’d stand there with my hand out until they gave me a newsletter. Read them. Chock so full of pseudoscientific racial bullshit that /misc/ would be envious they didn’t think to say that shit first.
Once they were handing out a reprint of a “discovered pamphlet” from the 16 or early 17 hundreds. White guy supposedly explaining that blacks are less than animals, and describing, in detail, how whites tortured and humiliated blacks. I mean Saw/Texas Chainsaw Massacre level shit compared to the shit that was actually done. Written in the vernacular of the supposed period. Except, oops, I was an American Lit major. After about 3 paragraphs, it was painfully obvious that this was a shoddy, grossly amateurish attempt to create racially incendiary literary bullshit marketed to the bakery’s primary customers.
Did you know that the civil war was fought because Abraham Lincoln detested the practice of buck breaking?
See, buck breaking was when a male slave owner would have violent anal sex with a male slave in front of the slave's wife and children to humiliate, degrade, and break him. Sometimes the slave owner would ask the slave questions, like "What is your name?" and if the slave didn't respond with "Toby" he would get punished again the next day. This absolutely brutal and racist tactic was intended to destroy the Black man's mind, and it wasn't until General Sherman's March to the Sea that this practice ended, ipso facto.
> See, buck breaking was when a male slave owner would have violent anal sex
The pamphlet was along those lines but more violent, and in a Cotton Mather-like voice.
Nah. It was printed on the cheapest possible paper; it would be dust by now even if I tried to preserve it. Some of the newsletters went into detail about how their big head scientist guy created white people from pigs. Want proof? Why, just look! Whites and pigs all have the same skin color!
I shit you not.
do you still have it? you gotta post it if you do.
To be completely honest the NOI diet has 10x worse autism that the mainstream Sunni/Shia sects to the point where it is RECOMMENDED that you eat and sell only stale bread so that might explain a lot. https://archive.org/details/howtoeattolive00elij
Some parts are logical and healthy such as OMAD and avoiding sugary starches but most of it is pure gobbletyasiatic lol https://garynoi.com/how-to-eat-to-live-book-1/
>Despite enslaving us and being permanently removed from God’s graces,you gotta “hand it to” the Ashkies.
> RECOMMENDED that you eat and sell only stale bread
Yup. That’d explain a lot. I tried the whole loaf bread a couple of times. I thought the dry, hard texture was a feature, not a bug. Maybe devout NOI folks like shitty bread, or the texture was a byproduct of fewer preservatives, or something. Apparently, it was just gross, stale bread.
Its a feature :-*~~ https://www.meforum.org/62747/sample-the-nation-of-islam-
https://www.finalcall.com/columns/eleven55/2001/eleven06-26-2001.htmldiet https://homemakingfortheblackwoman.wordpress.com/2013/07/23/eat-bread/
>Stale and Moldy bread is healthy and will lead to a healthy life...because it just will okay?
sounds like a netflix documentary waiting to happen
I'm not hungry
I'm ordering the Black person on a stick, to be completely honest.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Black_Muslim_Bakery
Some fun schizo commiefornia history reading
>rape and incest
sounds like a mulsim to me
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Black_Muslim_Bakery
>Some fun schizo commiefornia history reading
Well, that looks bad, but on the same note, we have to remember that Black Lives Matter Global Network
Unironically? Kino. You gotta love how they blackened up Wallace Farad's features in order to keep the illusion that he wasn't a Levantine Māori Happa.
>m.
directions to MY White Christian Cafe Bakery
>directions to My Wife's Boyfriend's Bakery
That would be the atheist/wiccan bistro xir
As a representative for new age religions, we would like to distance ourselves from atheists. Thanks
i would never willingly be in c*lifornia, much less oakland
maybe if i was the pilot on a bombing run
>i wouldn't willingly be there, unless i was willingly there
>act moronic
>claim victory
That’s the NOI strategy so it fits the thread
>i don't know what "maybe" means
i wish for an internet free of ESLs and zoomers
Why did you need to put an asterisk in california, it's not a banned word as far as I know?
I would ask who was really behind the atlantic slave trade
>muslim bakery
They'd probably say the israelites tbqh
I want nothing from California, thanks anyway.
jumbo turkey burger with mayo
pack of ginger cookies
take home a banana or lemon pound cake.
Deep fried israeli tears
>muslim bakery
>open friday closed Sunday
Blacks are such fricking morons
Ay yo, let me get that Yakub special.
Coconut cupcake it is.
nothing its been closed for years... the cook woman has her own shop now, still makes fish sandwiches and pies.
Whats the place called?
"Your Black Muslim Fish Sandwiches & Pies"
Large bean, blueberry cheese, and cheesecake pies
A pack each of chocolate chip and carob crunch cookies
If they’re Muslim, why do they have reduced hours on Sunday, but not Friday?
Can I get a BLT?