what are your favorite drink mixes? alcoholix or not everything is welcome

what are your favorite drink mixes? alcoholix or not everything is welcome

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gin and tonic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post boobs please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only ever had gin after getting blasted, to this day I have no idea what it tastes like

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        like the popuri bowl at your grandmothers house

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My gf has a lavender hand sanitizer that smells exactly like some gin I spent like $50 on a bottle of. pic related

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            be warned:
            despite all the /misc/ nonsense about soy etc., lavender actually is proven to cause breast growth in men

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have no idea what gin tastes like
        Usually a bit herbal. Exact taste depends on which gin. Cheap gin hardly tastes of anything, but the expensive ones can have quite a lot of flavour.
        There are also non-herbal ones, but I don't like them so much. I've a partial bottle of rhubarb and ginger gin somewhere. Not my thing at all, so it languishes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just vodka plus herbs but garbage gin tastes like pine sol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Technically it's neutral grain spirit with crap steeped in it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I taught myself how to take shots on gin. To this day I have a jacked up shoulder due to the time I was biking back home from the liquor store with a handle of Tanqueray in my backpack when I hit a big fricking gulley and went over the handlebars. The liquor was fine, which meant that I went back to my room and got shitfaced instead of looking into medical treatment for my wrenched limbs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay. Gin and Angostura is all I need.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half Chartreuse, half red wine vinegar.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly feel like this might be good but charteuse is good just by itself anyway. Quebecistan sucks but one of the cool things about Montreal bars is that the cheaper, shittier Quebecois bars regularly sell chart by the shooter for less than $3.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toss in a couple heads of bruised garlic cloves, and a bunch of herbs and you have a breddy decent marinade there.
      Unfortunately, I can't even make my favorite mixed drink anymore since Duhwane Johnson fricked up his own energy drink. But a few nice ones are:
      >110 proof vodka, ice, Apple soda,(real sugar like mundet,) and a splash of Sprecher's spicy ginger soda
      ~OR~
      >A taco: a decent macro beer of your choice(Hamms is great,) and a bloody Mary/Maria with celery salt and a good dash each of Worcestershire and sauerkraut juice, hot sauce or squirt of sriracha, Fresh ground black pepper--also 110 proof vodka
      ~OR~
      >Just drop 2 oz. of 110 vodka or rum into a bottle of Frostie pink lemonade(the other flavors are sadly Pozzed.)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heck, I down these meat patties with some beers and am a happy camper.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those look homemade, and even better than most. I have had the frozen Golden Krust ones from the dolla' tre' and they are pretty good. Even better when pan fried with butter instead of microwaved.
          I should try to make some of my own. The crust is pretty much just loaded with turmeric, right? The Golden Krust ones are just full of fake yellow.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not homemade, it's just frozen patties from Tower. I just got them from a local grocery store like Wegman's or Price Chopper.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Diggit.
              Gonna hafta try those now.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those look homemade, and even better than most. I have had the frozen Golden Krust ones from the dolla' tre' and they are pretty good. Even better when pan fried with butter instead of microwaved.
              I should try to make some of my own. The crust is pretty much just loaded with turmeric, right? The Golden Krust ones are just full of fake yellow.

              https://i.imgur.com/xghq2Rm.jpeg

              Heck, I down these meat patties with some beers and am a happy camper.

              it a little bit of work but once you get it down making them yourself isn't that hard and you can make a few dozen at once and freeze them and have drunken snaks in microwaved minutes
              10/10 would recommend

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Just drop 2 oz. of 110 vodka or rum into a bottle of Frostie pink lemonade(the other flavors are sadly Pozzed.)
        vodka pink lemonade in a tall glass of ice is a great summer drink and i take pleasure in ordering it in biker bars/dive bars full of blue collar workers. if they try to give you normal lemonade make a big stink

        i personally like a gimlet or a planters punch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where does one get 110 proof from? All that's sold 'round here is 100 proof.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Arnold Palmer is the king of non-alcoholic drinks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >non-alcoholic drinks
      Friends and I used to buy these non-alcoholic beers to try to see if the dumb chicks would pretend to be drunk, without a doubt they always did. We'd block out parts of the label with a magic marker, my idea so the b***hes were dumbed down.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if it's really a favorite but vodka and cranberry juice go down well and the females like it. It's called a seabreeze.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hahaha, those two look like they need some tampons.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once you cross out the "non-" part of alcohol on a beer then you can fool any dumb b***h into anything even when we were all like 16 yrs old.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >V8
    >Worcestershire sauce
    >Tabasco
    >Fresh cracked black pepper
    I do not drink alcohol because I am not an estrogenized male.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That might need some chopped celery and get a load of this spicy V8. I got this V8 once on an airplane going to Phoenix AZ, I've never seen it before or since.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've had spicy V8 before, and it's pretty good. They sell it in grocery stores here. But i feel like it's that kind of "empty heat", you know? I like the flavor of Tabasco. Sometimes I even use Cholula.
        >chopped celery
        Maybe if I'm getting fancy, but honestly I make this drink nearly every night.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A few drops of that green Cholula can hit the spot with a V8, the red is all over but the green can be hard to find.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"empty heat"
          Apt description.
          Just to be a snooty mixologist though, a Bloody Mary with hot sauce is a Bloody Maria.
          This is one of the few places that Valentina Black label really shines.
          I really think if you haven't had a bloody Mary without the Kraut juice, you truly are missing something.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't touched a drop of liquor for 8 years now, don't feel any desire to drink any either.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A Bloody Mary with tequila is a Bloody Maria, you fricking idiot. God damn, kid

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Glad you could feel better about yourself.
              (you ARE right though)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it made me feel worse because I share this space with complete zoomer trash. And every time some little twerp says something misinformed, it brings me down a notch, too

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, I'm just having an off day.
                Yeah, I made a mistake--So did you, homosexual.
                Glad you feel worse like a woman swayed by other people, homosexual.
                Tomorrow will be a better day for me, but you'll still be a sour dipshit.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That can happen if you get off on the wrong side of the bed, just take a piss and go back to bed. That's why it's best to wake up way early in the morning.
                The early bird catches the worm.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, he's seethin'

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lel.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are the zoomers in the room with us now?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not empty at 35000+ feet in a jet, senses are hightened at those altitudes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suspect the V8s on airplanes are toned down so people go puking in the ailes. I've seen that before, some chick was running to the bathroom and didn't quite make it so she puked in the aisle, luckily nobody was hit by her flying puke. That's how I learned about Citrus Magic, a stewdass pulled that spray out megafast and sprayed the floor of the plane before anyone else got those spontaneous puke episodes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't have spicy V8 where you live? I've never not seen it at any grocery or even gas stations

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't you like, pretty much almost to a bloody mary at this point? They're gross by the way

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're momma's gross and she sharted out you!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's nice, edgy boi.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bloody Mary's are typically made with watery, gross tomato juice. Not based and epic thick V8.

        A few drops of that green Cholula can hit the spot with a V8, the red is all over but the green can be hard to find.

        I'll have to take a look around. I do love the flavor of a green salsa.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bloody Mary's are typically made with watery, gross tomato juice. Not based and epic thick V8.
          I use clamato

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well her name is Mary

        A few drops of that green Cholula can hit the spot with a V8, the red is all over but the green can be hard to find.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you're very cool for drinking the world's shittiest bloody mary

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I add vodka to that mix

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Champagne, lime cordial, and absinthe

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This green tabasky goes great in a V8 with stuff other anons wrote.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    watermelon mint smirnoff with citrus schweppes

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There a lot of cobras in there like politicals and snakes in the grass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That man needs to be stopped

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stomped might be a better way to put it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a national treasure and i won't have you insulting my boglimbro. One of the few out there who's just a pure digital village idiot not trying to groom underage kids.
        >but he leeches my tax dollars
        based sigma behavior.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I make a drink called the Drunk Doctor where I mix Dr Pepper with Vodka, it actually tastes great.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I make a drink called “the Chad” where I drink liquor from the bottle then find someone naming they’re homemade wienertails and hit them in the head with a hammer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds really gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think everyone else calls that a vodka pepper

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but Drunk Doctor sounds far better.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think everyone else calls that a vodka pepper

        I'm occasionally a fan of a Violated Temple:
        >Shirley Temple
        >Add ANY alcohol or other adulterant.
        Special thanks to Brian Simmons, the inventor of it in 1997

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Violated Temple
          kino name, I'm gonna give it a go sometime

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to make the cobra's cake one a decade ago when I first started drinking and it was very good. Boglim has good taste

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's a sweet manhattan with a few dashes of absinthe. Don't get to drink it very often, as I don't often keep sweet vermouth around the house, but it's fricking delicious.

      The creamy cobra, cobra cake, and black cherry cobra all look like perfectly acceptable cheap drinks. Not particularly sophisticated, but fine. Otoh, cobra's blood sounds genuinely spit-take inducing.

      https://i.imgur.com/llMZxGq.png

      always
      best possible mid workout chug

      Grim

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/llMZxGq.png

      always
      best possible mid workout chug

      https://i.imgur.com/mtB28ys.jpeg

      TMDWU

      TWU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unnamed: "Creamy cobra"
      what did he mean by this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you know

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does the bottom right one really sit in layers like the illustration suggests?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Impossible. It probably all mixes together but its conceivable that with some extremely autistic pipette-based wienertail preparation you could get rum and dew to stay in layers, but the dews will mix with each other irreparably as will the rums.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    orange soda + vokda for me please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny, I just got a Fanta orange to go with some Recipie 21 vodka last night.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death in the Afternoon / The Hemingway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste. Try adding a little lime cordial to it, works wonders.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Death in the Afternoon, also called the Hemingway or the Hemingway Champagne, is a wienertail made up of absinthe and Champagne, invented by Ernest Hemingway.
      Sounds terrible. Absinthe tastes like shit. If you want to get high while you drink just do drugs too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. has never had absinthe

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hello cobes

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lemonade and orange juice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add some tonic water or club soda and I'm guaranteed to puke.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    always
    best possible mid workout chug

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice drinking combo dood

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      TWU

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spent last night drinking Sunkist and Absolut.
    Take the clearpill /alc/bros. I slept well and woke up feeling better than usual. Brown liquors are a thing of the past.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 oz vodka
      >2 oz tequila
      >6 oz orange juice
      That's the way to start the day.
      >4 oz scotch
      >8 oz sparkling mineral water
      That good with a hearty lunch.
      >6 oz vodka
      >1 1/2 can la croix
      Goes down smooth with dinner.
      >1 pint porter/brown ale
      >6 oz scotch
      That's a weekend afternoon.

      Definitely agree with that. If I have scotch after dinner, it's because I haven't had a single drink all day. Usually I only do vodka in the evenings, it makes it a lot easier to get up in the morning.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's no good hearty lunch unless you clear the joint out after a decent fart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're on the path now anon, next take the vodka/waterpill

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TMDWU

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bangwiener redbull and the cheapest vodka. simple ass.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lemonade (overall)
    miller lite(beer)
    summer shandy(wienertail)
    orange juice(breakfast)
    jones berry lemonade (store bought soda)
    arizona strawberry kiwi (store bought juice)
    strawberry (home made soda)
    2% cow milk (milk)
    Cookies and Cream and Strawberry Shake (frozen drink)
    Tap (water)

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    choccy milk

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey soda with lemon juice

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miller High Life and Sprite if I'm feeling fancy-ish.

    Miller High Life if I just want a beer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hear it's the champagne of beers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, champagne is the miller high life of wine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the beer of champagne?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My piss in your mouth.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just tried this and it's unironically good.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayran tea: ayran and cold black tea
    crank: coke and cranberry juice
    warrior's drink: vodka and prune juice
    bad start: coffee and cheapest liquor available
    I mainly drink iced tea. Not sure if that matters.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ayran tea
      ok I'm intigued

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mixchads, what should I mix scotch with? I know this is not conventional but I have severe ulcers due to years of alcoholism and can't drink liquor straight anymore without having ghastly shits the entire next day and somebody gifted me a bottle of le frog 10.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You take water and drink that so as not to further harm your organs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mix it with water
        Thanks for the input dumbass but I'm looking for something more enjoyable than just diluting my scotch down to 5% abv with tap water

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You idiot! He's saying you don't drink the scotch. You drink water instead. Regift the Scotch to someone else.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since this seems to be the alcoholics thread...

    Is there a name for a mixed drink that's 2 shots whiskey in a pint glass than topped off with hard apple cider?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delicious

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It tastes good, yeah. But what I'm asking is if I can just tell a barkeep "hey give me a *blankity blank*" instead of "In a chilled pint glass, two shots of whiskey and top it off with whatever hard cider is on tap."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AppleJackhammer
      Well, it should be something like that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a variant of a boiler maker. If you have to call it something other than cidre boilermaker, try BLEVE.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    20% OJ
    75% ginger ale
    5% maraschino cherry juice
    375ml vodka on the side
    this shit is cash

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gin and Tymbark cactus juice drink

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like these when the weather is nice

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1/5 vodka
    2/5 actual pineapple juice
    2/5 soda water because healthy

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This post inspired me. Theres lots of meme mixes like gonster and pilk but what if we mixed monster with a drink that complimented with it quite well?
    I present to you: WHICE, a mixed drink of monster energy ultra WHIte
    and Smirnoff ICE
    Since both drinks go for the same cool refreshing vibe, it mixes quite well. I expect my Nobel Peace Prize in the mail

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rum and Coke (and Lime juice). Really, rum and any sweet syrup.
    Lemonade and Vodka
    Cranberry Juice and anything.
    Vodka and cold (cold optional)
    I'm not fussy.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    non-alcoholic beer and vodka

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Australians should try this at least once, we call it "Poison apple" in my household.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf did they bring back original mother?

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My own recipe, discovered this when I lived out of shitty motels for work travel. They all have juice machines with apple juice and orange juice.

    2 shots rum, Bacardi preferably
    1 cup apple juice
    1 cup orange juice
    Tapatio to taste (it doesn't mix, so you have to stir each time you take a drink)

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frangelico, dry ginger ale and twist of lime.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A hot toddy with apple brandy, earl gray, honey, and cinnamon feels like a good body massage

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