>I have no idea what gin tastes like
Usually a bit herbal. Exact taste depends on which gin. Cheap gin hardly tastes of anything, but the expensive ones can have quite a lot of flavour.
There are also non-herbal ones, but I don't like them so much. I've a partial bottle of rhubarb and ginger gin somewhere. Not my thing at all, so it languishes.
I taught myself how to take shots on gin. To this day I have a jacked up shoulder due to the time I was biking back home from the liquor store with a handle of Tanqueray in my backpack when I hit a big fricking gulley and went over the handlebars. The liquor was fine, which meant that I went back to my room and got shitfaced instead of looking into medical treatment for my wrenched limbs.
I honestly feel like this might be good but charteuse is good just by itself anyway. Quebecistan sucks but one of the cool things about Montreal bars is that the cheaper, shittier Quebecois bars regularly sell chart by the shooter for less than $3.
Toss in a couple heads of bruised garlic cloves, and a bunch of herbs and you have a breddy decent marinade there.
Unfortunately, I can't even make my favorite mixed drink anymore since Duhwane Johnson fricked up his own energy drink. But a few nice ones are: >110 proof vodka, ice, Apple soda,(real sugar like mundet,) and a splash of Sprecher's spicy ginger soda
~OR~ >A taco: a decent macro beer of your choice(Hamms is great,) and a bloody Mary/Maria with celery salt and a good dash each of Worcestershire and sauerkraut juice, hot sauce or squirt of sriracha, Fresh ground black pepper--also 110 proof vodka
~OR~ >Just drop 2 oz. of 110 vodka or rum into a bottle of Frostie pink lemonade(the other flavors are sadly Pozzed.)
Those look homemade, and even better than most. I have had the frozen Golden Krust ones from the dolla' tre' and they are pretty good. Even better when pan fried with butter instead of microwaved.
I should try to make some of my own. The crust is pretty much just loaded with turmeric, right? The Golden Krust ones are just full of fake yellow.
Those look homemade, and even better than most. I have had the frozen Golden Krust ones from the dolla' tre' and they are pretty good. Even better when pan fried with butter instead of microwaved.
I should try to make some of my own. The crust is pretty much just loaded with turmeric, right? The Golden Krust ones are just full of fake yellow.
https://i.imgur.com/xghq2Rm.jpeg
Heck, I down these meat patties with some beers and am a happy camper.
it a little bit of work but once you get it down making them yourself isn't that hard and you can make a few dozen at once and freeze them and have drunken snaks in microwaved minutes
10/10 would recommend
>>Just drop 2 oz. of 110 vodka or rum into a bottle of Frostie pink lemonade(the other flavors are sadly Pozzed.)
vodka pink lemonade in a tall glass of ice is a great summer drink and i take pleasure in ordering it in biker bars/dive bars full of blue collar workers. if they try to give you normal lemonade make a big stink
>non-alcoholic drinks
Friends and I used to buy these non-alcoholic beers to try to see if the dumb chicks would pretend to be drunk, without a doubt they always did. We'd block out parts of the label with a magic marker, my idea so the b***hes were dumbed down.
That might need some chopped celery and get a load of this spicy V8. I got this V8 once on an airplane going to Phoenix AZ, I've never seen it before or since.
I've had spicy V8 before, and it's pretty good. They sell it in grocery stores here. But i feel like it's that kind of "empty heat", you know? I like the flavor of Tabasco. Sometimes I even use Cholula. >chopped celery
Maybe if I'm getting fancy, but honestly I make this drink nearly every night.
>"empty heat"
Apt description.
Just to be a snooty mixologist though, a Bloody Mary with hot sauce is a Bloody Maria.
This is one of the few places that Valentina Black label really shines.
I really think if you haven't had a bloody Mary without the Kraut juice, you truly are missing something.
Glad you could feel better about yourself.
(you ARE right though)
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No, it made me feel worse because I share this space with complete zoomer trash. And every time some little twerp says something misinformed, it brings me down a notch, too
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well, I'm just having an off day.
Yeah, I made a mistake--So did you, homosexual.
Glad you feel worse like a woman swayed by other people, homosexual.
Tomorrow will be a better day for me, but you'll still be a sour dipshit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That can happen if you get off on the wrong side of the bed, just take a piss and go back to bed. That's why it's best to wake up way early in the morning.
The early bird catches the worm.
I suspect the V8s on airplanes are toned down so people go puking in the ailes. I've seen that before, some chick was running to the bathroom and didn't quite make it so she puked in the aisle, luckily nobody was hit by her flying puke. That's how I learned about Citrus Magic, a stewdass pulled that spray out megafast and sprayed the floor of the plane before anyone else got those spontaneous puke episodes.
he's a national treasure and i won't have you insulting my boglimbro. One of the few out there who's just a pure digital village idiot not trying to groom underage kids. >but he leeches my tax dollars
based sigma behavior.
I make a drink called “the Chad” where I drink liquor from the bottle then find someone naming they’re homemade wienertails and hit them in the head with a hammer
I'm occasionally a fan of a Violated Temple: >Shirley Temple >Add ANY alcohol or other adulterant.
Special thanks to Brian Simmons, the inventor of it in 1997
For me, it's a sweet manhattan with a few dashes of absinthe. Don't get to drink it very often, as I don't often keep sweet vermouth around the house, but it's fricking delicious.
The creamy cobra, cobra cake, and black cherry cobra all look like perfectly acceptable cheap drinks. Not particularly sophisticated, but fine. Otoh, cobra's blood sounds genuinely spit-take inducing.
Impossible. It probably all mixes together but its conceivable that with some extremely autistic pipette-based wienertail preparation you could get rum and dew to stay in layers, but the dews will mix with each other irreparably as will the rums.
>Death in the Afternoon, also called the Hemingway or the Hemingway Champagne, is a wienertail made up of absinthe and Champagne, invented by Ernest Hemingway.
Sounds terrible. Absinthe tastes like shit. If you want to get high while you drink just do drugs too.
Spent last night drinking Sunkist and Absolut.
Take the clearpill /alc/bros. I slept well and woke up feeling better than usual. Brown liquors are a thing of the past.
>2 oz vodka >2 oz tequila >6 oz orange juice
That's the way to start the day. >4 oz scotch >8 oz sparkling mineral water
That good with a hearty lunch. >6 oz vodka >1 1/2 can la croix
Goes down smooth with dinner. >1 pint porter/brown ale >6 oz scotch
That's a weekend afternoon.
Definitely agree with that. If I have scotch after dinner, it's because I haven't had a single drink all day. Usually I only do vodka in the evenings, it makes it a lot easier to get up in the morning.
ayran tea: ayran and cold black tea
crank: coke and cranberry juice
warrior's drink: vodka and prune juice
bad start: coffee and cheapest liquor available
I mainly drink iced tea. Not sure if that matters.
Mixchads, what should I mix scotch with? I know this is not conventional but I have severe ulcers due to years of alcoholism and can't drink liquor straight anymore without having ghastly shits the entire next day and somebody gifted me a bottle of le frog 10.
>mix it with water
Thanks for the input dumbass but I'm looking for something more enjoyable than just diluting my scotch down to 5% abv with tap water
It tastes good, yeah. But what I'm asking is if I can just tell a barkeep "hey give me a *blankity blank*" instead of "In a chilled pint glass, two shots of whiskey and top it off with whatever hard cider is on tap."
This post inspired me. Theres lots of meme mixes like gonster and pilk but what if we mixed monster with a drink that complimented with it quite well?
I present to you: WHICE, a mixed drink of monster energy ultra WHIte
and Smirnoff ICE
Since both drinks go for the same cool refreshing vibe, it mixes quite well. I expect my Nobel Peace Prize in the mail
Rum and Coke (and Lime juice). Really, rum and any sweet syrup.
Lemonade and Vodka
Cranberry Juice and anything.
Vodka and cold (cold optional)
I'm not fussy.
Gin and tonic
Post boobs please
I only ever had gin after getting blasted, to this day I have no idea what it tastes like
like the popuri bowl at your grandmothers house
My gf has a lavender hand sanitizer that smells exactly like some gin I spent like $50 on a bottle of. pic related
be warned:
despite all the /misc/ nonsense about soy etc., lavender actually is proven to cause breast growth in men
>I have no idea what gin tastes like
Usually a bit herbal. Exact taste depends on which gin. Cheap gin hardly tastes of anything, but the expensive ones can have quite a lot of flavour.
There are also non-herbal ones, but I don't like them so much. I've a partial bottle of rhubarb and ginger gin somewhere. Not my thing at all, so it languishes.
It's just vodka plus herbs but garbage gin tastes like pine sol
Technically it's neutral grain spirit with crap steeped in it.
I taught myself how to take shots on gin. To this day I have a jacked up shoulder due to the time I was biking back home from the liquor store with a handle of Tanqueray in my backpack when I hit a big fricking gulley and went over the handlebars. The liquor was fine, which meant that I went back to my room and got shitfaced instead of looking into medical treatment for my wrenched limbs.
Gay. Gin and Angostura is all I need.
Half Chartreuse, half red wine vinegar.
I honestly feel like this might be good but charteuse is good just by itself anyway. Quebecistan sucks but one of the cool things about Montreal bars is that the cheaper, shittier Quebecois bars regularly sell chart by the shooter for less than $3.
Toss in a couple heads of bruised garlic cloves, and a bunch of herbs and you have a breddy decent marinade there.
Unfortunately, I can't even make my favorite mixed drink anymore since Duhwane Johnson fricked up his own energy drink. But a few nice ones are:
>110 proof vodka, ice, Apple soda,(real sugar like mundet,) and a splash of Sprecher's spicy ginger soda
~OR~
>A taco: a decent macro beer of your choice(Hamms is great,) and a bloody Mary/Maria with celery salt and a good dash each of Worcestershire and sauerkraut juice, hot sauce or squirt of sriracha, Fresh ground black pepper--also 110 proof vodka
~OR~
>Just drop 2 oz. of 110 vodka or rum into a bottle of Frostie pink lemonade(the other flavors are sadly Pozzed.)
Heck, I down these meat patties with some beers and am a happy camper.
Those look homemade, and even better than most. I have had the frozen Golden Krust ones from the dolla' tre' and they are pretty good. Even better when pan fried with butter instead of microwaved.
I should try to make some of my own. The crust is pretty much just loaded with turmeric, right? The Golden Krust ones are just full of fake yellow.
It's not homemade, it's just frozen patties from Tower. I just got them from a local grocery store like Wegman's or Price Chopper.
Diggit.
Gonna hafta try those now.
it a little bit of work but once you get it down making them yourself isn't that hard and you can make a few dozen at once and freeze them and have drunken snaks in microwaved minutes
10/10 would recommend
>>Just drop 2 oz. of 110 vodka or rum into a bottle of Frostie pink lemonade(the other flavors are sadly Pozzed.)
vodka pink lemonade in a tall glass of ice is a great summer drink and i take pleasure in ordering it in biker bars/dive bars full of blue collar workers. if they try to give you normal lemonade make a big stink
i personally like a gimlet or a planters punch.
Where does one get 110 proof from? All that's sold 'round here is 100 proof.
The Arnold Palmer is the king of non-alcoholic drinks.
>non-alcoholic drinks
Friends and I used to buy these non-alcoholic beers to try to see if the dumb chicks would pretend to be drunk, without a doubt they always did. We'd block out parts of the label with a magic marker, my idea so the b***hes were dumbed down.
I don't know if it's really a favorite but vodka and cranberry juice go down well and the females like it. It's called a seabreeze.
hahaha, those two look like they need some tampons.
Once you cross out the "non-" part of alcohol on a beer then you can fool any dumb b***h into anything even when we were all like 16 yrs old.
>V8
>Worcestershire sauce
>Tabasco
>Fresh cracked black pepper
I do not drink alcohol because I am not an estrogenized male.
That might need some chopped celery and get a load of this spicy V8. I got this V8 once on an airplane going to Phoenix AZ, I've never seen it before or since.
I've had spicy V8 before, and it's pretty good. They sell it in grocery stores here. But i feel like it's that kind of "empty heat", you know? I like the flavor of Tabasco. Sometimes I even use Cholula.
>chopped celery
Maybe if I'm getting fancy, but honestly I make this drink nearly every night.
A few drops of that green Cholula can hit the spot with a V8, the red is all over but the green can be hard to find.
>"empty heat"
Apt description.
Just to be a snooty mixologist though, a Bloody Mary with hot sauce is a Bloody Maria.
This is one of the few places that Valentina Black label really shines.
I really think if you haven't had a bloody Mary without the Kraut juice, you truly are missing something.
Haven't touched a drop of liquor for 8 years now, don't feel any desire to drink any either.
A Bloody Mary with tequila is a Bloody Maria, you fricking idiot. God damn, kid
Glad you could feel better about yourself.
(you ARE right though)
No, it made me feel worse because I share this space with complete zoomer trash. And every time some little twerp says something misinformed, it brings me down a notch, too
Well, I'm just having an off day.
Yeah, I made a mistake--So did you, homosexual.
Glad you feel worse like a woman swayed by other people, homosexual.
Tomorrow will be a better day for me, but you'll still be a sour dipshit.
That can happen if you get off on the wrong side of the bed, just take a piss and go back to bed. That's why it's best to wake up way early in the morning.
The early bird catches the worm.
Oh, he's seethin'
lel.
Are the zoomers in the room with us now?
It's not empty at 35000+ feet in a jet, senses are hightened at those altitudes.
I suspect the V8s on airplanes are toned down so people go puking in the ailes. I've seen that before, some chick was running to the bathroom and didn't quite make it so she puked in the aisle, luckily nobody was hit by her flying puke. That's how I learned about Citrus Magic, a stewdass pulled that spray out megafast and sprayed the floor of the plane before anyone else got those spontaneous puke episodes.
They don't have spicy V8 where you live? I've never not seen it at any grocery or even gas stations
Aren't you like, pretty much almost to a bloody mary at this point? They're gross by the way
You're momma's gross and she sharted out you!
That's nice, edgy boi.
Bloody Mary's are typically made with watery, gross tomato juice. Not based and epic thick V8.
I'll have to take a look around. I do love the flavor of a green salsa.
>Bloody Mary's are typically made with watery, gross tomato juice. Not based and epic thick V8.
I use clamato
Well her name is Mary
Yes you're very cool for drinking the world's shittiest bloody mary
I add vodka to that mix
Champagne, lime cordial, and absinthe
This green tabasky goes great in a V8 with stuff other anons wrote.
watermelon mint smirnoff with citrus schweppes
There a lot of cobras in there like politicals and snakes in the grass.
That man needs to be stopped
Stomped might be a better way to put it
he's a national treasure and i won't have you insulting my boglimbro. One of the few out there who's just a pure digital village idiot not trying to groom underage kids.
>but he leeches my tax dollars
based sigma behavior.
I make a drink called the Drunk Doctor where I mix Dr Pepper with Vodka, it actually tastes great.
I make a drink called “the Chad” where I drink liquor from the bottle then find someone naming they’re homemade wienertails and hit them in the head with a hammer
that sounds really gay
I think everyone else calls that a vodka pepper
NTA, but Drunk Doctor sounds far better.
I'm occasionally a fan of a Violated Temple:
>Shirley Temple
>Add ANY alcohol or other adulterant.
Special thanks to Brian Simmons, the inventor of it in 1997
>Violated Temple
kino name, I'm gonna give it a go sometime
I used to make the cobra's cake one a decade ago when I first started drinking and it was very good. Boglim has good taste
For me, it's a sweet manhattan with a few dashes of absinthe. Don't get to drink it very often, as I don't often keep sweet vermouth around the house, but it's fricking delicious.
The creamy cobra, cobra cake, and black cherry cobra all look like perfectly acceptable cheap drinks. Not particularly sophisticated, but fine. Otoh, cobra's blood sounds genuinely spit-take inducing.
Grim
TWU
>Unnamed: "Creamy cobra"
what did he mean by this?
I think you know
Does the bottom right one really sit in layers like the illustration suggests?
Impossible. It probably all mixes together but its conceivable that with some extremely autistic pipette-based wienertail preparation you could get rum and dew to stay in layers, but the dews will mix with each other irreparably as will the rums.
orange soda + vokda for me please
That's funny, I just got a Fanta orange to go with some Recipie 21 vodka last night.
Death in the Afternoon / The Hemingway
Good taste. Try adding a little lime cordial to it, works wonders.
>Death in the Afternoon, also called the Hemingway or the Hemingway Champagne, is a wienertail made up of absinthe and Champagne, invented by Ernest Hemingway.
Sounds terrible. Absinthe tastes like shit. If you want to get high while you drink just do drugs too.
>t. has never had absinthe
hello cobes
lemonade and orange juice
Add some tonic water or club soda and I'm guaranteed to puke.
always
best possible mid workout chug
Nice drinking combo dood
TWU
Spent last night drinking Sunkist and Absolut.
Take the clearpill /alc/bros. I slept well and woke up feeling better than usual. Brown liquors are a thing of the past.
>2 oz vodka
>2 oz tequila
>6 oz orange juice
That's the way to start the day.
>4 oz scotch
>8 oz sparkling mineral water
That good with a hearty lunch.
>6 oz vodka
>1 1/2 can la croix
Goes down smooth with dinner.
>1 pint porter/brown ale
>6 oz scotch
That's a weekend afternoon.
Definitely agree with that. If I have scotch after dinner, it's because I haven't had a single drink all day. Usually I only do vodka in the evenings, it makes it a lot easier to get up in the morning.
That's no good hearty lunch unless you clear the joint out after a decent fart.
you're on the path now anon, next take the vodka/waterpill
TMDWU
bangwiener redbull and the cheapest vodka. simple ass.
lemonade (overall)
miller lite(beer)
summer shandy(wienertail)
orange juice(breakfast)
jones berry lemonade (store bought soda)
arizona strawberry kiwi (store bought juice)
strawberry (home made soda)
2% cow milk (milk)
Cookies and Cream and Strawberry Shake (frozen drink)
Tap (water)
choccy milk
Whiskey soda with lemon juice
Miller High Life and Sprite if I'm feeling fancy-ish.
Miller High Life if I just want a beer.
I hear it's the champagne of beers
No, champagne is the miller high life of wine.
What's the beer of champagne?
My piss in your mouth.
I just tried this and it's unironically good.
ayran tea: ayran and cold black tea
crank: coke and cranberry juice
warrior's drink: vodka and prune juice
bad start: coffee and cheapest liquor available
I mainly drink iced tea. Not sure if that matters.
>ayran tea
ok I'm intigued
Mixchads, what should I mix scotch with? I know this is not conventional but I have severe ulcers due to years of alcoholism and can't drink liquor straight anymore without having ghastly shits the entire next day and somebody gifted me a bottle of le frog 10.
You take water and drink that so as not to further harm your organs
>mix it with water
Thanks for the input dumbass but I'm looking for something more enjoyable than just diluting my scotch down to 5% abv with tap water
You idiot! He's saying you don't drink the scotch. You drink water instead. Regift the Scotch to someone else.
Since this seems to be the alcoholics thread...
Is there a name for a mixed drink that's 2 shots whiskey in a pint glass than topped off with hard apple cider?
Delicious
It tastes good, yeah. But what I'm asking is if I can just tell a barkeep "hey give me a *blankity blank*" instead of "In a chilled pint glass, two shots of whiskey and top it off with whatever hard cider is on tap."
AppleJackhammer
Well, it should be something like that.
That sounds good.
It's a variant of a boiler maker. If you have to call it something other than cidre boilermaker, try BLEVE.
20% OJ
75% ginger ale
5% maraschino cherry juice
375ml vodka on the side
this shit is cash
Gin and Tymbark cactus juice drink
I like these when the weather is nice
1/5 vodka
2/5 actual pineapple juice
2/5 soda water because healthy
This post inspired me. Theres lots of meme mixes like gonster and pilk but what if we mixed monster with a drink that complimented with it quite well?
I present to you: WHICE, a mixed drink of monster energy ultra WHIte
and Smirnoff ICE
Since both drinks go for the same cool refreshing vibe, it mixes quite well. I expect my Nobel Peace Prize in the mail
Rum and Coke (and Lime juice). Really, rum and any sweet syrup.
Lemonade and Vodka
Cranberry Juice and anything.
Vodka and cold (cold optional)
I'm not fussy.
non-alcoholic beer and vodka
Australians should try this at least once, we call it "Poison apple" in my household.
wtf did they bring back original mother?
My own recipe, discovered this when I lived out of shitty motels for work travel. They all have juice machines with apple juice and orange juice.
2 shots rum, Bacardi preferably
1 cup apple juice
1 cup orange juice
Tapatio to taste (it doesn't mix, so you have to stir each time you take a drink)
Frangelico, dry ginger ale and twist of lime.
A hot toddy with apple brandy, earl gray, honey, and cinnamon feels like a good body massage