what do people get when they shop at aldi
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what do people get when they shop at aldi
what do people get when they shop at aldi
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Winking Owl shiraz for $3 a bottle
Oh hey I didn't know my wife was on 4chinz? But for real. My 25 year old alcoholic ass used to get their store brand siders and flavored seltzers to drink with my shots of gin.
One (1) package of poorly mined data, usually.
I buy a data mined Black person to tongue my data mined anus.
ive recently been buying frozen gyro kits theyre
pretty good when youre drunk
Cheese
Ginger beer
Chocolate
Weird German stuff
aldi (all the) things i need to buy that day
>aldi things she said, aldi things she said
>running through my head, running through my head
>THIS IS NOT ENOOOUUUGH
Cheap meats (lately that means chicken quarters and sometimes pork), tinned beans/tomatoes, celery, carrots, onions, peppers, occasionally coffee, quinoa. I used to get a lot of their diet soda, but I'm trying to quit because of Bidenflation. Used to get eggs on the regular, but those have shot up to almost the same price per pound as meat.
Why did they censor the fricking groceries? israelites are so fricking moronic.
>aaaaaaand we're baaaaaack. which offbrand cola is the best?
High quality foodstuffs at low prices
Badly tuned/incompatible computers and e-bikes that are ridiculously cheap for a reason. With Aldi® Cola, tobacco, Chateau Migraine, Tom Ford imitation perfume and garbage-tier versions of top quality cheese.
Two buck chuck.
Two buck child frick is from Trader Joe's not Aldis.
Oops *Chuck
Formerly Chuck’s
Chuck's likes to child frick?
Carl's canola
Formerly Ralph's
Wine, Aldi duro here in bongistan is actually really good
A motivation to make more money so you don't have to shop there anymore.
I buy almost all of my non-fresh groceries there. It's way cheaper and the quality is high.
I go to a bigger supermarket for fresh stuff and the few branded things I actually prefer.
at american aldi:
cheap meat that has been pumped up with salt water to make it heavier
produce that has been sitting in a warehouse for months but will go moldy 2 days after reaching your fridge
good discounts on cheese
ALL DIE
now thats a conspiracy I can get behind
All di food
Mama Cozzi's fresh pizza and chicken salad.
>Mama Cozzi's
which is the correct, non-garbage variety to buy?
wax melts and gherkins
Ymmd
Eggs, spreadable butter with olive oil, salmon, dark chocolate chips
Schlemmerfilet
cheap riesling
About 24 quids worth of just weird shit that doesn't go together. You can't plan a trip to Aldi, because every week they change the produce, so you just go in like you're playing Supermarket Sweep and pick out whatever looks decent
I usually get some snacks or some cleaning shit since it's usually cheaper for normal brands at them or dollar stores.
Sometimes I'm lucky and they have amiibos or some expensive shit on clearance.
There's this one retail closeout store that has a better deal for bulk goods like coffee, tea, or paper shit. But in the wake of Rona people buying everything fricked things over for everyone else so there's now a limit on what you can buy and how much... oddly enough it's the minimum limit that's blocked off.
disappointment
minority fatigue
a taste of hell
they get in trouble with muslims
Mostly offbrand, shelf-stable goods. About half of their produce is stored at above room temp for just a bit too long, and as result always looks like it's about to turn. Like a lot of the products, but I always feel a bit skeezed out shopping there
That America carries a scarlet letter for things like Walmart and the Europeans don't have have to answer for concepts like Aldi/Lidl is beyond me. At least I've never seen someone trying on flipflops 5 feet away while I was buying bulk ground beef for a cookout at a Super Walmart
Covid
normally I get embarassed
Grass fed beef. I wouldn't buy fish there though. Seems to be from China.
Food poisoning
British ALDI has some great shit. Their 'premium' offerings are actually stellar. Their gin is also some of the best in the country for its price.
Aldi gin is insanely good value. It's like half the price of most standard well gins (Beefeater, etc.) and tastes just as good. Really good for mixing
>tastes just as good
cause gin be tasting like shit lmao
Some bake-of bread, brie, tiramisu, 2x schnitzel, licorice and a handle of vodka.
imported cheese, shaved beef for cheese steak sandwiches, sour dough bread, bacon.
they have really good products and really bad products you just need to know how to shop
cheese
kraax chips
I find the bread aisle to be exceptional. Sourdough round or slices.
Italian panini bread is so crusty good when toasted.
Flatbread indian naan regular or garlic.
lemon muffin bread
cinnamon raisin bread
broiche slider buns
german pretzel buns
Cheese selection is great, as are the assorted crackers. I usually park a salami tray in the fridge for a sandwich on some day I have nothing in the house in the way of taking for lunch.
Chocolates, cookies, gingerbread, stollen, especially between October - December.
They have occasional tortes, frozen cakes and pies that are amazing, from marscapone mocha cheesecake, to german beesting or sour cherry cake.
yea you really can't knock their bread or cheese (except that happy farm crap)
>(except that happy farm crap)
i meant this extra cheap stuff
Diarrhea
do they sell the same between different countries?
no, their business model is to buy existing manufacturers in each country they operate and turn them into aldi branded products. so aldi in every country is different
thats why theyre usually so cheap, you're only paying a single markup instead of the store & manufacturer both taking their cut
30 calorie vanilla flavored almond milk..
yogurts up to 39c each...
can goods, stuffing.. salsa to use as sauce.. cheap bread, salisbury steaks 2.79. cheese 1.49 cheddar.. use to get ground turkey and make sloppy joes.. haven't done that in awhile.. oh bootleg cereal brands.
This nectar of the gods.
Hepatitis
Good question, everything is so delicious and cheap its always hard not to go over the budget
Christ, that's the sort of grocery haul I'd expect when you give a college kid a credit card and tell him to "stock the fridge".
I loved it,just shove things in the oven and eat like a king
>American "cuisine"
Disgusting
that looks extremely english to me
Only Americans eat frozen garbage moron
We aren't all Zulus that have a fresh human corpse to share with our tribe,how did you even get internet?
Apparently Germans are now American, but on the other hand, Texas is now Budapest.
Funny thing is I only got microwave oven. Haha
Badly configured PCs or bicycles at dumping prices. And while we're there: shit beer, horrible tobacco, bland mass-produced cheese, soulless cured meat, cake sold as bread, soft drink spin-offs.
But! At least we get to keep our smartphone and 3rd hand BMW. And that's all that matters.
Groceries
Aids
Bacon, eggs, almond milk, bread, prosciutto.
Their tortilla chips are 10/10 too. I went there today.
back when i would buy food for a month i would get
almond milk
2 things of eggs
20 of those 1 dollar veggie bags
2 large bags of boneless chicken breast
1 bag of jasmin rice
a box of those instant lemonade things
deli lunch meat
tomatos
bread
cilantro
bag of corn chips
mild salsa
and whatever 1 thing of sweet snacks may it be those danishes or fruit pie boxes
Sometimes i bought the curry to go with the rice but i found something better and tasty but they dont sell it at aldis.
I dont eat like this anymore(1 or 2 meals a day and snack out on the weekdays) it caught up to me after doing it for 5 years but i still eat chicken rice and veggies.