What is sporty about it exactly?

What is ‘sporty’ about it exactly?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the 80s and 90s they promoted as the snack to have in between being sporty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you smoked a cig with that if you were into horse riding.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, we all rode horses all the time back in the day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There was hardly any time that was spent not riding on a horse's back.
          It was a different time, the 80s and the 90s.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, we all rode horses all the time back in the day.

        I grew up riding horses and every man I knew who rode everyday for a living carried a bag of chewing tobacco. The Marlboro Man was a Psyop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I grew up riding horses and every man I knew who rode everyday for a living carried a bag of chewing tobacco. The Marlboro Man was a Psyop.
          Yeah, but usually those where tiny people.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah, but usually those where tiny people.
            That is not entirely fair of me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not Red or Mexican.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, what are you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                European North American.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like being a really nice built (white) woman that just played a round of tennis...in very short shorts...and was looking for a little snack.
      Ritter Sport it was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3PP2tuW.jpeg

      They even marketed Nutella as sporty

      There was a brief time when high energy candy was sold as a sports food.

      why do people do this and just say things that arent true but also arent funny
      it was called sport because it had a unique square shape, and was designed to fit into the pocket of a sports jacket comfortably

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you lie on the internet?
        SPORT is an acronym for
        Square
        Portions
        Of
        Ritter
        Treats

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I heard it is
          SENATVS
          POPVLVS
          OF
          ROMAN
          TIMES

          Captcha: G0DS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This sounds way less believable than chocolate as an energy-booster, especially taking into account that that Nazis gave caffeine-laced chocolate as a ration to their troops.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and was designed to fit into the pocket of a sports jacket comfortably
        to melt immediately afterwards oder was soll die scheiße?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a lie too though. In Belgium a "Sport" is a chocolate drop. It's Ritter Sport, it's Ritter chocolate in chocolate drop form.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the bar was designed as a square, to fit in the pocket of a sport jacket.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sport jacket means sports. And if you are sporty, that means you are healthy.
      Sports!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is how it worked back in the day.
        Know, see, this person is actually just a hardcore israelite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the square was quite an innovation over the normal globular and pyramidal chocolates

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, what are you willing to pay me?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, go frick yourself.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They even marketed Nutella as sporty

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine likeing Nutella.... nobody does that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/26/europe/nutella-discount-sparks-chaos-in-france-intl/index.html

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a brief time when high energy candy was sold as a sports food.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is the absolute best flavor of ritter in your path

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's this
      too bad I've never seen it in burgerland

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually right picture this time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >joghurt
          Indeed it do.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >jog
          this idiot's

          [...]
          [...]
          why do people do this and just say things that arent true but also arent funny
          it was called sport because it had a unique square shape, and was designed to fit into the pocket of a sports jacket comfortably

          wild claims debunked again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It has a sour taste I don't like.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/9S6UcSb.png

        actually right picture this time

        i see that one occasionally over here in leafland, its pretty good but not my first pick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the dark chocolate marzipan one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crispy crunchy

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a sport to try and eat the entire thing before it melts in your hands

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the rum and raisins ritter sport is remarkably balanced

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best flavor
    >its never sold anywhere

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey! Its the Gangbang fuel I had ladt night!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you'll be aber to walk again soon, queen

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the "biscuit". The little Aldi copycats are good too.

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