What is the best alcohol of all time and why is it Scotch?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I drink Dewar's daily. Get a handle and a rocks glass full of ice, give it a 4-count pour. Cheap scotch but goes down well. Laphroaig on the shelf for good times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Laphroaig is nice, personally I tend to switch up what I drink regularly. Mostly between irish and bourbon, though I do have a few scotches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chad

      It's wine. You can have another personal preference but everyone should acknowledging wine as the best.

      Sorry, no women allowed in my thread

      I think you spelled Fireball wrong, OP.

      Sorry, no 16 year olds allowed in my thread

      Laphroaig is nice, personally I tend to switch up what I drink regularly. Mostly between irish and bourbon, though I do have a few scotches

      Chad

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's wine. You can have another personal preference but everyone should acknowledging wine as the best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your input young lady.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chad
        [...]
        Sorry, no women allowed in my thread
        [...]
        Sorry, no 16 year olds allowed in my thread
        [...]
        Chad

        Imagine being so utterly devoid of any cultural heritage that you associate wine with women. Only in America.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, I am Australian and I associate wine with women, low t men, and picrel.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >No, I am Australian
            I'm sorry to hear that anon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >No, I am Australian
            damn anon, sucks to be you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Homosexuals and women are pretty much the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're right anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scotch only beats out Mezcal and Gin because of this guy. I think my top 5 goes:

      1. Caol Ila
      2. Green Chartreuse
      3. Barr Hill Gin/Bar Hill Tomcat Gin
      4. Hendrick's Midsummer (RIP)
      5. Mezcal (in aggregate)

      Having to drink an entire fricking bottle like a day after opening it is the best way to make me sick of something. Sangria is good if you make it yourself, though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        god damn

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think you spelled Fireball wrong, OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That stuff sucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The patrician's choice.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You spelt mead wrong homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You spelt mead wrong homosexual

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can't wait to down my SCOTCH with my RARE STEAK!!!! I love the taste of PEAT and DIRT in my whiskEy!!!! It's just like my favorite MANLY MEN do, RON SWANSON and the man himself RON BURGANDY!!!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worryingly accurate for a wojakpost.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Moskovskaya
      at least get Finlandia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >finlandia
        Worryingly drinkable
        Had a nearly a whole bottle of that pretty quickly at a party once and woke up in the toilet

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna get drunk for not a lot of money, so vodka it is.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Bowmore 12 and it's relatively affordable. Too bad I haven't been able to find it in the shelves for 2 years straight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you can find McClelland's Islay Single Malt it's just NAS Bowmore bottled outside Bowmore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have this same bottle at home. Its disgusting. It has an aftertaste of an old leather boot inside your mouth.

        JW black label is better

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you dont like peated single malts then. JW Black is probably 5-10% peated in the mix

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but beer is by far the best. You can use it to get drunk, enjoy it for the taste, or just relax on your work break.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anybody vouch for White Horse? I can only get it if I pay $30 for a handle. also do all handles have a plastic pour stop in the neck?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a fan of brown liquor but if I had to choose one, I'd go with cognac

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Free alcohol is the best. I've been given shit booze but like hell I'll complain. Didn't cost me shit so hell yeah pass me whatever

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scotch doesn't really seem to be for me. I've had bottles of the stuff, but just hasn't clicked yet.

    Vodka is my usual go-to for neat sipping. Pic related has become one of my new favourites since they don't have russian standard gold on the shelves anymore. Has just enough of that nice tingle on the tongue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Picture is not even a good vodka

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It only needs to be good to me. Never have to go far to find a drinkable vodka pricewise at any rate.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Expensive scotch is great but cheap scotch is disgusting. At least with bourbon you don't have to spend much money to get something nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Teacher's is $15 basically anywhere and fukkin slaps

    • 2 years ago
      Jarrah

      Johnnie Walker Black

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one mentioned run? always underrated

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey in winter rum in the summer. Picrel the ultimate Rum wienertail, dark and stormy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best rum is Guatemala's Zacapa, the centenario and XO bottles are amazing. Well worth the money. Try to import a bottle and DONT MIX IT drink it straight

      If you wanna mix rum get a mid to low tier rum like Botran or Cuban rum and mix it with lime coke or 7up/ginger ale

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a Blackni. The perfect drink. Yes I know it's technically three different alcohols mixed together, but god damn do they form something fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is that next to the ice?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lizard skin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A twist of orange peel. Mandatory for a good Blackni

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you wanna spice it up a bit hold a match/lighter next to the peel and squeeze. You caramelize the juice and add a sugary orange aroma it's fricking sublime. Dash of bitters can also spruce it up nicely. Do you use 1:1:1? I tend to prefer a little more gin and a little less vermouth personally

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh nice, I'll try that thanks. And yeah, I'm a 1:1:1 kind of guy, but to each their own

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ethanol. No image on hand, but it looks almost identical to water.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's a good armagnac.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >and why is it Scotch?
    cause my teen years were spent getting drunk as frick on it

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