What would you have as your last meal/death row meal? Would it be something simple or extravagant?

What would you have as your last meal/death row meal? Would it be something simple or extravagant? If you had the option, would you cook it yourself?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my last meal would be your mothers wet pussy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeets will eat anything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No u

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A big ass bag of sugar free gummy bears

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sugar free
      you'd deserve to be executed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sugar free gummy bears

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fiendish

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valerian tea

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyanide mixed with vanilla coke

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a braised lamb shank, golden corral mac n' cheese, wakame sushi, and doctor pepper

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please keep making this thread with the exact same image, I love seeing it. It's comforting. Additionally, it's such an original, thought provoking question! You win LE INTERNET today, good sir
    *tips fedora*
    *nods respectfully in your direction*

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think you should have a nice day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Again, no u.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A glass of cold still water. A single anchovy on a single unsalted cracker. A red apple. While I slowly consume my last meal on earth, Lacrimosa by Mozart is playing in the background.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classy choice.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    double quarter pounder with cheese combo

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fried catfish
    >cornbread
    >collard greens
    >mac and cheese
    >strawberries, blueberries, kiwi
    >tuna nigiri
    >chips and guac
    >cookie dough icecream
    >dr browns black cherry soda
    all consumed while i watch all 5 seasons of hey arnold

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the answer is always the same:
    the executioner.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a bullet, forcing them to execute me by the humane method of firing squad, as opposed to the cruel, disturbing method of lethal injection.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullets are bad for you

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red Lobster's Admiral's Feast
    linguine alfredo
    1 slice of pecan pie
    2% milk

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was al bundy's last meal?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's Al Bundy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shoe salesman

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fried Shrimp
    Fried Catfish
    Hushpuppies
    Gumbo
    Butter Crackers
    Fried Okra
    Dill Pickles
    Pickled Jalapenos
    Texas Toast
    Vanilla Ice Cream
    1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vanilla Ice Cream
      what the frick is that
      do you mean vaniller?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unsweet tea
      I see why you're on death row

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but sweetened tea is too sweet for me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This wannabe southern boy didn't even order biscuits and gravy. What a clown, probably smells like shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WELLLLLL I don't know how they do things up in the BIIIG CITY but WELLLLLLL I'm a country boy and WELLLLL down here we do things a little differently

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is what it is.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bologna sandwich and beef instant ramen. French vanilla ice cream with hot fudge. ice cold vernors in a plastic cup to drink.

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