-Baked fish is rich in omega 3 and 6 and will help with body aches. It's also easy on the stomach. Tilapia or cod will do.
Canned tuna or sardines would also help.
-Spicy, steamy soups will help open your sinuses up and cause mucus to run.
-Coffee and tea can irritate a sore throat, but I drink it anyway because sipping a hot beverage is pleasantly distracting from being sick
But the best thing to take: medicine. Prednisone will knock a cold on its ass.
Spicy tomato soup with grilled cheese my brother. It'll help you clear your sinuses and give you plenty of energy to fight off that shit. Make sure to drink plenty of water and sleep as much as possible; the longer you're out the less you have to deal with being sick.
Here's my recipe I've tested it with great success, it combines many natural "antibiotics".
. in a big pot, cook 2 glasses of water, ginger, onion, garlic, a bit of hot pepper, some eucaliptus, a bit. Bring to a boil and inmediately stop and put out of the fire
. add, a glass of pure freshly squeezed lemon, a glass of whisky or similar 40º alcohol, a good ammount of honey ( the more natural the honey the better)
Drink while hot. Get in comfy pajamas and go to sleep. You will sweat, and that is precisely the point. So keep a fresh pajama and a towel next to your bed. When you wake up full of sweat, dry the sweat with the towel or take a shower, get in your bed and repeat the proccess.
The point is sleeping and sweating and let the natural antibiotics do the thing.
The part of a glass of whisky I got it from an actual doctor, the rest is a remix of grandma's remedies from diferent families including mine.
>take a few shots >purposely put a bit of poison into your body to make it add a little bit more stress onto your immune system and make it a bit harder to get better
I am very sick, worked-from-home today, felt like death the entire time, even worked late (supposed to be done at 3 but my stuff ran long until like 4:30) and wanted to get sloshed to unwind from the work-headache, but decided I shouldn't, so I bought a whole big fricking load of McDick's to treat myself instead.
Then I picked up a pint of vodka on the way home anyway and I haven't even touched the food (or eaten all day, really) but slammed like 3.5 shots chased with lemon-iced-tea.
Is this unironically helpful? I'm kinda blissy right this second while the booze absorbs into my bloodstream, but I'm really worried about the come-down mixing with the upper-respiratory infection and making me wanna die. Oh well. Too late.
I work construction and basically the only reason people don't come into work is if they're dying, out partying, or still noticeably drunk. As a result, colds and flus tend to spread around jobsites and there are a couple weeks every year where everyone blames everyone else for getting them sick.
Vodka coffee. Embrace the delirium.
Sounds very dehydrating tbh
>muh hydration
Drink water and broth then, homosexual. What am I, your mother?
Yes mommy
based ren & stimpy enjoyer
minestrone but like said I usually just get drunk
extremely hot spicy greasy soup from cheap cuts of chicken
hoax
You should have just gotten the vax dude
But I thought Covid WASN’T just the flu, bro.
you need to stay on your containment board or at least not post anything on mine. you are welcome to read anything tho
are there still actually people like this?
Man, it was two years of constant propaganda. We're going to be dealing with this crap for decades.
>flu
>in june
OP's definitely a vaxxtard
OP could be an aussie or kiwi
>there is only one country and climate in the world
chicken noodle soup or lentil soup
Hot Toddy
Getting vaxxed, idiot
may I suggest a fine cobbler for the young sir.
Protein shakes, oatmeal, juice, soups, fruit (mainly berries and bananas) coconut water, advill and weed
-Baked fish is rich in omega 3 and 6 and will help with body aches. It's also easy on the stomach. Tilapia or cod will do.
Canned tuna or sardines would also help.
-Spicy, steamy soups will help open your sinuses up and cause mucus to run.
-Coffee and tea can irritate a sore throat, but I drink it anyway because sipping a hot beverage is pleasantly distracting from being sick
But the best thing to take: medicine. Prednisone will knock a cold on its ass.
If you're homosex and live in florida or have been around queers from Florida you should go get tested to see if you have meningitis.
milk
just a shit load of milk
Pho from a whole in the wall Vietnamese place. The greasier the sidewalk, the better.
Spicy tomato soup with grilled cheese my brother. It'll help you clear your sinuses and give you plenty of energy to fight off that shit. Make sure to drink plenty of water and sleep as much as possible; the longer you're out the less you have to deal with being sick.
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Here's my recipe I've tested it with great success, it combines many natural "antibiotics".
. in a big pot, cook 2 glasses of water, ginger, onion, garlic, a bit of hot pepper, some eucaliptus, a bit. Bring to a boil and inmediately stop and put out of the fire
. add, a glass of pure freshly squeezed lemon, a glass of whisky or similar 40º alcohol, a good ammount of honey ( the more natural the honey the better)
Drink while hot. Get in comfy pajamas and go to sleep. You will sweat, and that is precisely the point. So keep a fresh pajama and a towel next to your bed. When you wake up full of sweat, dry the sweat with the towel or take a shower, get in your bed and repeat the proccess.
The point is sleeping and sweating and let the natural antibiotics do the thing.
The part of a glass of whisky I got it from an actual doctor, the rest is a remix of grandma's remedies from diferent families including mine.
Based Panoramix
Do this, but also drink a FRICKLOAD of water. The alcohol will dehydrate you. Drink tons of water during this process.
Otherwise yes sound advice
Sugar
Hot potato and onion soup.
Just have a swig of ginger ale. Boom, cured.
Why would some random food kill the virus in your body? But hey, placebo works, it's proven.
>diet has no impact on health
Keep telling yourself that fatass
Broth with absurd amounts of garlic and ginger
>just get le drunk xD
Enjoy prolonging your illness fricktards
being this dumb
Alcohol has no health benefits
Frick off moron no one said to get trashed just take a few shots and get buzzed you're going to feel shit anyway night as well
>take a few shots
>purposely put a bit of poison into your body to make it add a little bit more stress onto your immune system and make it a bit harder to get better
Excellent plan anon.
>he doesn't purposefully poison himself to get better
Let me guess, your plan for when you get serious illness is to just die?
a soluble high dose vitamin C, anti-histamines, and a lot of sleep
Vitamin C helping is a myth
1 piece of ginger (5 cm)
3 slices of lemon
3 tablespoons of sugar
3 teaspoons of honey
1 garlic, peeled (if very large use half)
2 glasses of water
In a mug, burn the sugar and then add the water and give it a stir.
Add the rest of the ingredients and after boiling, leave on medium heat for 5 minutes.
Drain in a bottle and keep in the fridge.
garlic and honey is unironically a really kino combo I didn't expect to enjoy
garlic is good because it has anti-inflammatory properties and honey can give the syrup a velvety flavor 😀
Unironically just get shitfaced on hard liquor. It'll clear your sinuses and you'll be too drunk to care if you're sick
I am very sick, worked-from-home today, felt like death the entire time, even worked late (supposed to be done at 3 but my stuff ran long until like 4:30) and wanted to get sloshed to unwind from the work-headache, but decided I shouldn't, so I bought a whole big fricking load of McDick's to treat myself instead.
Then I picked up a pint of vodka on the way home anyway and I haven't even touched the food (or eaten all day, really) but slammed like 3.5 shots chased with lemon-iced-tea.
Is this unironically helpful? I'm kinda blissy right this second while the booze absorbs into my bloodstream, but I'm really worried about the come-down mixing with the upper-respiratory infection and making me wanna die. Oh well. Too late.
whenever I'm sick, I eat a big bowl of tom yum. Makes me feel amazing
>tom's cum
lol whatever homosexual
Ovaltine and a few preteens.
raw beef liver
How do people these days especially 20-30yos of Culinaly get sick? I haven't been sick since the 90s.
Sounds like you live a life devoid of fun.
Or maybe your immune systems are compromised. I rarely hear about sick young people the last 20 years.
I work construction and basically the only reason people don't come into work is if they're dying, out partying, or still noticeably drunk. As a result, colds and flus tend to spread around jobsites and there are a couple weeks every year where everyone blames everyone else for getting them sick.