what's the point of hyper realistic cakes? I want to eat it not stare at it
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what's the point of hyper realistic cakes? I want to eat it not stare at it
they are both cake
Fpbp, also I'd stick my dick into either of them
Then they're not for you
Ritualistic pre-condtioning for cannibalism, once it has become normalized over time through the utilization of human flesh and blood embedded into the cake itself.
but you never eat the brain, thats how you wind up with some bad batch motherfrickers
>he thinks it's not normal already
you'll eat the bugs, i'll eat you.
Hookers are better prey at leat you get thrill of the hunt
>sesame oil
delicious, finally some good frickin meds
I'm still gutted that wedding cakes don't taste as good as they look
what are you talking about i've never had a wedding cake that wasn't absolutely delicious
>when you and your cake answer the Call
Do Americans eat other cakes than sponge ?
Do turdies ever think about anything other than americans?
Americans count as turdies.
>when you realize you are the cake
>beat the wrong one
>eat the wrong one
haha oops
i saw 1 where the cake looked like a crying baby and they cut into its brain but the hole time your like "oh shit dont cut that baby" but then it was like chocolate cake so it's funny
Cakes are often centrepieces at events and celebrations, ceremoniously cut at an integral moment. This makes their decorative quality important.
>what's the point of hyper realistic cakes?
charging extra.
couldn't they find a normal person to use as an example instead of someone that already looks like a fricking wax sculpture
that's who made it
Pretty sure autons don't bake, anon.
It's just an art gimmick that became a meme for while. It's kind of cool to see how much skill the guys who do the decorating can gave
Cause they aren't really for eating? They taste like shit, same as wedding cakes.
I have a gay friend who had a gay wedding when he got gay married to a gay guy. They had fruit tart instead of wedding cake. I joked that it was cannibalism.
The tart tasted really rather nice.
The general rule of thumb is, the better a cake looks, the worse it tastes
The best tasting cakes are those completely shitty, sloppy looking ones your mom for you when you were in elementary school
>not wanting to frick a christmas cake
what's the point of cakes? they taste disgustingly sweet and are generally bad for you
muffins mog cup cakes, is there a full size equivalent of muffins?
Yes, a cake.
not muffiny enough
yes, banana bread.
only reddit trannies post frogs, anon.
women enjoy them.
Because nobody cares about semi decent painting and sculpting, but if you put your barely passable art skills onto a cake suddenly people are impressed. And every one of these people just wants attention.
>Hyper realistic
>Just looks like a styrofoam head with a wig and painted with some clay
>Not even realistic enough to trigger uncanny valley
because that's the entire stnick of her channel and its also an excuse for her to camprostitute and subtle humblebrag because /women/
same reason why she always has makeup on in every video
she's a nice lady though, Im not being hard on her, its just the human nature of things and she clearly has a talent for it at least
lol don't read frogposts kys
seethe more reddit troony
selling a dollar cake 100+ because it has pretty fondant sculpture over it is an old israelian trick
Is everything you personally dislike a plot by the israeli for no real reason?
Cellular Peptide cake, with Mint frosting.
>I want to eat it not stare at it
it insists upon itself
I haven't figured it out yet, but I'm certain the israelites are behind it.
Why is her head that shape
It's cake.
Someone has to make a cake of OP pic. Become cakeception.
Left is a cake, right is made for bukkake
Someone has the skill for it, and there's a market for it. Don't think too much about it.
glaze it and force someone else to eat it.
>women actually look like cakes
lel