Why aren't you eating emu?

Why aren't you eating emu?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen it sold anywhere. Had ostrich, tho. Is good.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried it and it was too dry. Not enough fat. Not sure why you'd think lean meat is superior...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would probably be nice run through the mincer with some pork fat and made into sausages or burgers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll pass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kashrut's a b***h, ain't it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hate religious nonsense, it has nothing to do with that.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Grotbags

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed fellow turbo boomer

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had emu once, it was surprisingly good. Nearly identical to beef

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would chow down on emu if it was more available. I say the same thing about rabbit. The micros are awesome and it tastes great but those meats are hard to find

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I say the same thing about rabbit
      How is rabbit, which is fricking EVERYWHERE, not "more available?"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Am I supposed to go out and kill it every time I want dinner? Dumb homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally, yes. Only takes a slingshot. Don't even need a knife to gut the fricking thing if you know what you're doing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not necessarily. You could just, I don't know, exchange an amount of something for a good you happen to want that someone else is offering. In this case, money and rabbit, respectively. This action is called "buying." Crazy fricking concept, i know.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You could just, I don't know, exchange an amount of something for a good you happen to want that someone else is offering.
            moron, rabbit isn't widely sold.
            That's why they said they wish it was MORE available.
            The implication is that rabbit is not readily available.
            Implications are when you make a statement that causes you to a conclusion from that statement.
            Crazy fricking concept, I know.

            Also if you stopped sucking wiener so much you would lessen your risk of throat cancer. Now that's a concept so crazy you'd probably try to have it institutionalized, but you'll thank me when you're fifty-five and not had a tracheotomy.
            Or maybe keep sucking them dicks and you can use the hole in your throat to deepthroat a wiener while you deepthroat another wiener. I'm sure you'd like that.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >rabbit isn't widely sold.
              lol
              Maybe in the Israel because it's not kosher but I can walk down the butcher's tomorrow and get myself a rabbit if I so choose. Or even the fricking supermarket.
              Didn't even read the rest of your bullshit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you live in a low income area with a high demand for cheap otherwise undesired meat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cheap
                lol
                That shit is like $8/lb and over 50% bone.
                It's tasty but it ain't cheap.
                https://www.kroger.com/p/rabbit-cut-up-whole/0029205100000
                https://www.safeway.com/shop/product-details.960107635.html
                https://www.shoprite.com/sm/pickup/rsid/388/product/fresh-rabbits-1-pound-id-00206014000009
                >tfw it's only $6/lb at Kroger but the nearest Kroger is 37 bazillion miles away

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I almost ran a rabbit over yesterday... Would've been a free meal

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neat.
                Only thing I've ever "hunted" myself for eating is seafood. I've foraged, tho. Go mushroom hunting sometimes and picking wild fruits and berries and foraging edible greens but I've never shot and hit al an animal target. I've got shit fricking aim.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I ate emu once, years ago. It might've been ostrich, I'm not 100% sure. It was extremely bland, like beef with all the beefiness sucked out of it. Might've just been a bad dish, but it was a disappointment.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer fpga
    >inb4 they're both emulation

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat is bad
    >low fat
    I'm not a boomer still sucking off the corpse of Ancel Keys.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the emu meatballs and activated almonds pic

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man dad used to have a little emu ranch back in the 90s
    we ate a lot of emu when i was a kid
    its a pretty tasty meat

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the Australian army couldn't beat them, what chance do I have?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Chicken listed
    I'm suspicious.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd try it, but have never seen it available.

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