Why did people stop putting pies on the window sill?

Why did people stop putting pies on the window sill?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too many transwomen larping as sissy maids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      first post worst post what the frick does this even meat you absolute mong this thread cant even have a comfy pie on the windowsill thread without this pissfrickery

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cartoon characters kept stealing them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is racist.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too many people floating through the air when they smell it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOME

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Naughty little boys steal the pies.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The coolness of the window sill cools the pies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That wouldn't work though.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It turns out that leaving your food out by an open window tended to attract insects.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hobos, anon. Hobos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unsheltered persons is the preferred nomenclature.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Railroad bum

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why are you such a bigot? persons of alternate sheltering preferences is what they call themselves, and you should respect their decision.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These aren't the people who hitch on railroads dude

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Window sills are too small to hold pies now.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People can't afford windows nowadays

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He kept stealing them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still miss them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        matt is a cuck
        patt is a cuck
        woolie is a black who married a white girl

        frick all of them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is a black who married a white girl
          what's wrong with that?
          >b-but muh racemixing
          if you actually have a problem with that then if you met that woman she'd find you distasteful anyway. who cares

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still miss them.

      it sucks that woolie is the only one still making watchable content

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh did he finally start making something decent?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The proliferation of pigeons caused by the end of pigeon shooting.

    If you put a pie by an open window, you'll be left with an empty pie plate and bird shit everywhere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza isn't a pie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Objectively wrong.
        A Pizza is a pie.
        A Pizza is also a taco.
        A Pizza is also a sandwich.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like pigeons.

      Nobody has window sills that big in their kitchen.

      I used to. A place I was renting some years back had sills large enough to sit in because house's outer walls were about 50cm/2ish feet thick so anywhere that had a window also had a 45ish cm sill.
      The house I bought has sills only barely large enough to sit a 25ish cm/10ish inch pie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do we deal with the pigeon question

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God's perfect killing machine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and then they start killing random birds instead of pigeons

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >noooo not the hecking birbs!

            I'll eat a plate of chicken while my cat eats a pidgeon and my dog eats a wieneratoo, while you sob over the fact that your car is no longer beshitted.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most people don't really cook anymore.
    And no, combining cans of shit in to something isn't "cooking".

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody has window sills that big in their kitchen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up in a Civil War-era house (1876 construction). Our window sills were all very narrow, just about 2 inches wide.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which civil war? I don't know of any that were going on that year. If you're American, do you mean Reconstruction era? Cuz the American civil war ended in 1863, I think. Maybe '62. Not sure. What I am sure of is that the Reconstruction ended in 1877 and lasted 15 years so if you count those years inclusive, it would be 1863 when the war ended and exclusive, 1862.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did people stop putting pies on the window sill?
    hobos and drifters kept stealing them

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ants

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That stopped around 1865

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kept taking them

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we have AC now

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you aren't interested in her, then why does it matter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >uh he called me out for being a tourist rightoid moron! must... call him... white knight!!!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    roasties use their iphones to attract random sex partners these days

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too many naughty young men were fricking them.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason people stopped buying picinic baskets; bears.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the dark folk started roaming freely

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We used to be a great country

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the greatness of a country can be measured by pies

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever grown up in the south, you get tired of trifling ass Neighbors stealing your shit when youre not looking

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    want a pie coated in car exhaust??

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People still put shoo fly pie on window sills. They have to put them out in the open in order to attract flies

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did people stop putting pies on the window sill?
    They started putting them in the pie safe instead.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To stop the fox from stealing it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What fox?

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