You are given a loan of $50,000 to open a restaurant. You have 1 year to break even and pay back this money. What kind of restaurant do you open?

You are given a loan of $50,000 to open a restaurant. You have 1 year to break even and pay back this money. What kind of restaurant do you open?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'll just pour the money down my throat and either die before or kill myself after the money runs out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Found the trailer trash drunk

      >$50,000 to open a restaurant
      hope it's just a barbecue pit out of the back of your pickup.

      >buying new
      >buying named brand
      Which ivy league school did you graduate from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ivy league school
        i didn't need school.
        i was initiated into the illuminati very early on.
        you'd be surprised who you find in there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so no israelites at all?
          wtf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol this homosexual went to dartmouth

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$50,000 to open a restaurant
    hope it's just a barbecue pit out of the back of your pickup.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    50k would barely cover stock

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Loan
    No thx schlomo, ur not gonna rape me with ur interest.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    50k barely pays for front of house renovations these days.
    Fixed menu House bread
    >Apps
    Waffle fries
    Soup de jour with bread
    Cream of mushroom soup with bread
    Salad with seasonal veg with house dressing with bread
    Cheese/charcuterie board top tier bullshit. Salty ass meats and creamy cheeses.with bread
    Sauteed seasonal veg medley.
    >Entrees
    Sweet Italian sausage burgers on good ass bagel with salad.
    Buttermilk fried chicken with fries.
    Ruben with fries.
    Reverse sear ribeye with crispy potatoes (baking soda par cook), salad.
    Seasonal sea food dish with pilaf, salad.
    Some vegan non gluten bullshit. Quinoa or some shit with a bump of lemon and seasonal veg.
    >Drinks
    Whatever craft bullshit we can get.
    Whatever bullshit the bartender comes up with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are the prices? How much are you making per plate?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        $50001 per plate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These days 20-40$ an entree.
        8-15$ for apps and 25$ for a board.
        Water is 2$

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would eat here

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soup store

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some shitty pizza place with FNAF animatronics to attract zoomies and 12 year olds

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    24 hour chinese buffet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats how you lose in record time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not in my town
        a buffet at 3 AM would make a killing

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will go to the store, buy 1 dollar worth of ingredients, and sell it to someone for 2 dollars as a sandwich, then just sit on the money for the rest of the year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Add cum and monkiepox unf unf unf unf unf 3$

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I take the loan, I escape to a thrid world shithole and live there for like 3 years.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy, taco truck.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take a shit on the sidewalk and do a bunch of heroin.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    artisanal grilled cheese sandwiches.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Something in a third world shithole where $50k might actually be enough to start a restaurant because that barely covers 2 months rent in a 1st world country

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't rent 2200sqft of space then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So then I can cover 4 months rent and still not afford a buildout, wages, insurance, inventory, etc? Nah. I'll take the $50k to Penang or some place like that.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With such a small amount of money I'd just open some basic tier take-out/delivery burger joint and make it really meme tier with a logo featuring a moustache/beard, moronic ''Anon's mean burgers'' tier name, stupid burger names, wrap them in brown paper etc. Hire some kiddos to drive cheap ass delivery scooters and flip the burgers myself. I'd probably work myself to death with late shifts and a shitty wage but otherwise it would be very hard to break even like that in a year.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sosij Roll e-wagon
    Gas is too expensive for a normal wagon.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd work a charcoal grill to make burgers, hotdogs and chicken at some small stand near a college. Also some fries/onion rings and chili for chili fries and dogs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, seems like a roach coach or a food truck would be the thing for this price range.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't the '90s, the only thing you can do with that is maybe a food stand or a food truck or a boba shop. Need to add another zero to have a real options.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I rent a unit in a big industrial park. I make fresh cinamon doughnuts with a doughnut machine, Make some meat pies, and a couple of energy drinks. Small stall in the front of the unit for all the other factory workers, and then send a lunch lady dorris out in a caddy to building sites for their morning tea's and lunch.
    Food cost on doughnuts is like 10%, pies is higher but I can bulk make them and freeze them, Energy drinks is like 4%.
    I sell pull a 70k salary for two years, pay dorris 50k, Reinvest the rest in a newer van, maybe other shit, Then sell it the third year for 200k, clear the debt and blow 150k on prostitutes and coke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why rent? There's a couple of girls down the road from me who make fresh doughnuts in a little travel trailer that they probably got for $500 on craigslist. They park in an empty lot in the commercial part of downtown.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    food truck, $1 grilled cheeses, nothing else, no hot sauce, no cokes, no nothing. $1 grilled cheese

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you make change for a 5?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *graps you by teh thraot*
        BACK THAT ASS UP?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good luck. you're gonna have to sell 137 grilled cheese every day just to make $50000 in a year, not counting expenses

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Open a kosher sushi bar. Call it Sosume.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, I make a lot of different things. Would just probably cook what I cook at home- mexican shit, American Chinese shit, American Italian shit, marrican shit, random self creations.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would open the worst douchebag Vape cafe in town. No /chuds/ allowed, only non binary beings

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What kind of restaurant do you open?
    Food Truck selling smashburgers and Mexican Pizza.
    The later should get people lined up around the block.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd invest it in the drive thru bahn mi place near me. They sell bowls and pastries and coffee and tea as well. Seriously genius business plan

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    vegan sushi to appeal to the zoom zoom

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That will barely cover the permits and fees to various government agencies.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll pocket the $50k and continue running a fake restaurant on Doordash in Minecraft reselling Walmart deli food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does this actually work out for you?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A restaurant that sells spaghetti for $50000 a bowl.

    Now I just need to find one sucker…..

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hang up a sign in my kitchen window saying "Restaurant"
    >invest $50k for a year
    >pay back the loan and pocket the difference
    >don't even have to beat the market because it's interest-free
    Why would I want to work in the fricking s*rvice industry?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're not opening a restaurant with only $50k

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can if I find a used food truck from the latest "foods I loved when I was eight" business to go under.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    food cart
    probably do coffee? for the high margins
    find a local roaster and offer to sell their beans
    find a couple of baristas to hire

    done

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All my dishes have dairy from human women
    All my dishes have an added "seasoning" from women's pussy juices
    Milk drinks from human women as well

    Basically a human dairy farm-to-table restaurant. People will come from farm and wide to sample my wares

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Utah. All I'd have to do is set up a soda fountain cart selling diet Coke with half and half, lime and coconut and marked up lofthouse cookies at one of the salt lake Farmers markets

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$49,999 worth of lotto tickets
    >$1 worth of rope to neck myself if I don't win anything
    Still smarted than trying to make money from a restaurant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Less chance of dying an early death too.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Food truck serving fruit milkshakes (think Cuban Batidos, no ice cream so they're lighter) in the hot months.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >foreign sounding jamba juice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yup basically

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a racist mexican restaurant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like a restaurant where the Mexicans are racist towards you?
      Or just a heavily stereotyped restaurant?

      The first one reminds me of that hot dog place in Chicago where they are dicks (and also black) where some /misc/ guy went and called them Black folk so they called the cops on him and simultaneously tried to fight him

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd open a Kebab stand and pocket the rest, then just make money from the kebab stand by blowing up the competition

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