You do wear cut-proof gloves, right?
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Dude even when i worked in a deli i didnt wear the cut-proof gloves
>not Chainmail gloves
>NGMI
Yeah what the frick is OPs thing? if you want gloves that resist cuts may as well go all the way instead of whatever the frick that shit is
chainmail gloves actually breathe well too
That person’s fingers look really short. Did they use a midget or mexican to model that glove?
It literally says they aren't, homosexualron.
I don't use them but I was thinking they'd be useful when deboning raw chicken. it feels like the most "dangerous" kitchen task because of how slippery it is and how you have to be somewhat forceful at times
what's with that image, like duh, they're not gonna work if you slash your wrist where it's not protected
so you're saying I'm invincible?
I like how the cut is done above the end of the glove
Imagine the huge arm swing on the guy cutting through chain mail as he aims fir the carrot.
DO use with Power Tools
The gloves ARE indestructible
Cut resistant, cut proof!
I like how the manual has the figure doing fricking hokuto goushouha.
>5: The gloves are not indestructible.
>Please do not practice ancient body-rending martial arts while wearing them.
What a pussy
you could just pay attention to what you're doing and know how to place your fingers
why don't they just make the knife out of cut proof material so you can't cut yourself?
>Just invent a knife that won't cut you, bro.
I have one for when I need to use a grater
These shit saved my life so many times when working in fast food as a teenager.
I used to have to use an automatic potato cutter to cut the fries, at least 3 times I got my finger jammed between the potato and the cutter and if I wasn't wearing these things my fingers would be gone.
i only wear these when i anal fist my wife, otherwise u would have to be a complete gay to wear them
the heat from the blood cooks the food
i dont even wear cut gloves when im running veggies through an auto coup, onion punch, etc
im way more afraid of oil than anything sharp lmao
Is it normal that sometimes I look at my cleaver and think to myself about putting my hand flat on the cutting board and seeing if a hard chop would chop my fingers off?
Why does my butthole brain show me this?
everyone has intrusive thoughts to some degree, it's pretty normal
some of the more common ones you hear are things like intentionally crashing your car or jumping from tall places
you probably wouldn't do those things, but sometimes your brain likes to remind you you can
an old myth when i was growing up was that you could bite your pinky off with the same effort it takes to bite a baby carrot in half. but your brain stops you. it's obvi fake because bones are harder than carrots, but your brain is pretty good at actually stopping you from hurting yourself
If you bit the joint and not the bone I bet it's not that much of a myth.
Once you suffer a stroke you will be less likely to resist these urges. That is why grandpa gets in trouble for groping boobs
>pre-stroke grandpa: I like boobs but I can't touch them in public
>post-stroke grandpa: *squeeze*
i do that with scissors of all kind, often play with the closing action. chicken scissors, garden scissors, wire cutter you name it
Look up “logismoi”. It affects all of us. You’re not alone, fren.
>do not cut the gloves solely for testing
Holy frick red flag.
>p-please don’t test our product!
I fricking bought it, I’m free to destructively test it if I want.
>>do not cut the gloves solely for testing
>Holy frick red flag.
yeah, you also don't shoot kevlar solely for testing
I mean, the whole term x-proof refers to the fact that the product has been proven to work against the specific danger. In earlier times, bulletproof armour would be proven in front of a crowd of potential buyers buy the salesman shooting at a display model with a musket.
Yes, you literally fricking shoot Kevlar for the purpose of testing a defense product.
you don't use it after testing it, moron
>grab kevlar vest off of shelf
>don't know if it works
>test it
>hey, it works
>throw it away
>grab new kevlar vest that you don't know if it works
>wear it for protection
Being this fricking moronic
You are aware that shooting a Kevlar vest breaks the kevlar, right?
They are only bullet proof up to a certain point. Simple wear and tear can also cause them to break down and no longer be bullletproof.
>buys kevlar he doesn't trust
>immediately compromises it
>continues to use it
>buys kevlar he doesn't trust
>kevlar he doesn't
>he
Did you just assume my gender?
only for the mandolin
No because I know how to properly use a knife and not cut myself.
the only time I'd see myself unironically using one of these would be with a mandolin
This image seems like a big cope that their gloves are low quality
It's just because they're being marketed as a gimmick to soyboys in the kitchen. Woven cut-rated gloves have existed in the construction industry for years and at most they just come with a little tag that says "don't stick your hand under the drill press, fricknut".
I hope you wash that.
I've seen mandolines take off finger bits enough that i do wear the fricking glove.
stupid grocery store made me wear those torture devices every day i went in to prep vegetables for premade shit to sell when i was younger.
started at 6am and the gloves were always wet and kept in the 34 degree prep area/kitchen. don't know why they didn't keep them literally anywhere else.
Just slash it with a recently sharpened knife.
If it ain't steel it ain't shit.