You don't order your steak above medium rare, right anon?

You don't order your steak above medium rare, right anon?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically raw beef has very little flavor. It just tastes like water someone dipped a steak into briefly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its time to stop smoking anon, we're worried about you

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't peeing with your pants around your ankles considered a Chad move?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      urinals are disgusting and made for mutilated freaks. everyone with a foreskin needs to wipe his penis after he pees or else you'll literally smell like piss unless you don't mind that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just pull the turtleneck back you fricking toddler, how do you even tie your shoes in the morning

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice way of revealing you sit down on the toilet to pee you frickin wuss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why should I pee in a urinal when I can use a toilet? I am not pissing around so some black guy can come in and hit me over the head with a tire iron mid stream. Nor do I want other men looking at my penis. Lastly, shaking it is insufficient, provides further opportunity for exhibition, and is cause for odor if urine droplets remain. It is in my self interest to get every last drop out which means persisting an additional 10 seconds to make sure no urine remains to get on my clothing so women fine me more attractive. You're low IQ and not a chad if you use the urinal and will be robbed by a Black folk or raped by a homosexual if you continue. There is no better chance for them to do something whenever your guard is down. Never relax. Never use a urinal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This dude got molested at some point kek
        Either that or he's got a micro dick that can't reach past his boxers to pee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to always pee with my pants down to my ankles as a kid

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are medium rare homies so mentally ill?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >froggay
      pottery

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are frogposters so mentally ill?

        >posts redditfrog
        >mentally ill
        KWAB pick 2

        samegay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seethe homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Any idiot can edit the html to make the (you) go away. This proves nothing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any idiot can edit the html to make the (you) go away. This proves nothing.

          kek what a dumb frogposting b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are frogposters so mentally ill?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posts redditfrog
      >mentally ill
      KWAB pick 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Medium rare is the default for non-autists, so that group will contain the highest absolute number of other problematic individuals.... but rare is the Reddit steak, and just look what a few of them can do, to this thread for example
      >[Reddit space]
      Well Done is the patrician choice, as eaten by my grandfather who served in Nam and killed Japs. (Yes, you read that right.)

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like my steaks basically raw with a sear but it's considered cringe to order steak blue
    So rare it is

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You pee at urinals with your pants down
    How else am I going to get daddy come give me a hand?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can appreciate a well done steak and a mid rare. They have different flavors. well done is far more metallically.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ordering steak
    Cook your own steak, you Culinalylet. Steak is one of the few things you should always cook yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has to use sauce
      lol pleb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has to
        You’ve never made a wine sauce and it shows. Let the adults talk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wine sauce thick and clumpy

          you shouldn't claim to be an adult without learning how to reduce properly

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wine sauce
          I don't make wine sauce because cast iron is superior for steaks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you sauce your fork, anon?
      Are you going to eat it?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well it depends on the steak, doesn't it? The more fatty the steak, the more you want to cook it so that fat becomes juicy and delicious. Filet: rare. Strip: medium rare. Ribeye: medium.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Foodies will literally risk their lives to impress people on the internet.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer medium rare but everyone who tries to police how other people eat their steaks is an autistic moron.
    Different people like different things. And some of them enjoy well done steaks - that's not something for you to care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not supposed to be rational on this site anon

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good, man.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes I do order my steak well-done. How could you tell?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually order mine extra well done. I will eat it with ketchup or mayonnaise depending on what I fancy for the day. I pair it with a nice cold mountain dew.

    Only gays who suck dick for wiener judge people for how they enjoy their steak.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You pee at urinals with your pants and underwear pulled all the way down
    feels good man

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Medium well unless I know for a fact where the meat came from.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with you anon. I don't order under medium at restaurants unless its a high class place. Who knows what the 15$/hour line cook has been doing with his hands at the local diner?
      I'll also cook steaks medium rare at home.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He thinks they pay line cooks more at a fancy place

        Nobody tell him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fifteen dollars an hour isn't a lot dude that's solid on the poverty line in most places

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont order steak, if I go to a restaurant I order stuff I cant make myself.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, there are people with penises that don't pee with their pants and underwear pulled down? I thought the pee flap was a joke.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't order steak.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just eat a burger instead.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless I know personally who raised the cow, it's well done.

    Also, leave the steak to cool to room temperature and try it then. Fact that you need it hot to trick your taste buds tells you that you are wrecking your digestive tract. homosexual Sapiens Sapiens evolved and lost both strong digestive enzymes and strong acid we used to eat raw meat. You might as well eat Tartar steak.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well done steak is always the best tasting.

    Only homos with underdeveloped jaws seethe about it. Not everyone values tenderness above all in their food.

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