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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 random things of the beef jerky, 2 pulled pork sandwiches, 2 brisket sandwiches

    goddamnit i wish the closest one wasn't an hour away!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brisket sandwich and some fudge.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A bag of those little butterscotch edible packing peanuts

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much do they pay the Buc-ees mascot to walk around and get kicked in the balls by bratty kids

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a lot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn why did I go to college

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so you didn't have to work at a fricking gas station?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd be okay with a gas station for 225k

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but they're not handing out GM positions to some moron with only a high school education

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but it says no experience necessary bro

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not, but if you know some local politicians you can probably get a pass.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can still land six figure remote work gigs, just need to be competent with email and being organized. I get an offer every couple of months for work. Never had anyone ask me about school nonsense, just prior experience. Companies want people that have initiative, which none of these zooms and even millenials have. I have to tell people to schedule a fricking meeting, when it's obvious it needs to be done.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For a more interesting job than managing a gas station, I hope

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah gimmie a brisket turkey combo sandy, and an extra large AZ tea from the fountain. One of those Bever Nuggies as well.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went here about a month ago and got the brisket sandwich. It was 80% fat, it was dry and after 2 bites I threw it away. This is their signature hot food item and it was inedible. I don't understand the hype and you basically have to be a moron to like this place. 0/10 for the Beaver

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I just like their breakfast items, they hype is for a clean gas station with clean bathrooms open 24/7 that sells hot food and anything else you need, doesn't have to be perfect

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only the big ones are worth going to, but it's pretty much for the bathrooms and jerky. Western pepper is great.

        Thanks for the suggestions. I will try the breakfast and the beef jerky next time I'm in the area!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't be scared of the turkey jerky. That shit is good also, just be sure you get it from one of the stores that makes it in-house.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they hype is for a clean gas station with clean bathrooms open 24/7 that sells hot food and anything else you need
        so... exactly the same as wawa, royal farms and quiktrip / quickchek?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much any truckstop really.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come home, white man.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pyramids of packaged food in plastic
        >even the fruit is wrapped in 16 layers of plastic
        >crackers in the fridge
        >only skim milk
        >the only whole fruits allowed are golden delicious apples
        >hand sanitizer dispensers so you can grab your cupcake in a plastic box with a 4,000 year shelf life without getting dirty
        yeah, it's white people time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i go to gas stations to get fruit
          non-white people guys, amirite, yeah?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't the one sperging over how great the food is at a gas station

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I can't comprehend the concept of street/convenience/fast/travel food done well
              >I have to start going off about apples
              brownoids are possessed by envy and deep-seated resentments that the white man cannot possibly begin to understand

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct, I don't eat in my car while it's driving down the interstate because I'm not a fat fricking slob. If I need to stop, I'll stop, have a bite, use the toilet, wash my hands, and move on. Do whites also have travel diapers or do you just shit yourself in your regular pants? Ever washed your hands before or is that one of those "trust the science" things where you think it gives you 5g morgellons just like vaccines?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ooh trying just a tad bit too hard there buddy. Simma down.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I need to sex she

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure she's like 11

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your refusal to address the question is yet more proof

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't handle these bantz
                >I was only pretending to be based shitposting American
                >I'm actually just angry and foreign and humiliated
                >plz just debate me bro
                You're posting a literal astronaut, dummy. The depths of your foreigner humiliation would be unfathomable, assuming an American actually cared enough about you to attempt to fathom them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I did. A white one, obviously. So since we have established that you can read, how come we never hear about space pajeetas driving around shitting themselves? I thought the stereotype was that indians love to shit in inappropriate places but it looks like they are no match for the white

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry some femoid appropriated your culture, maybe don't have street shitting as your main export?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a Hispanic lady astronaut destroyed the ISS with shit

                she also drilled holes in it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Easy there, Tyrone.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wypipo dont season they bucees

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >eat more hole

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bucee's now plays alpha hypno videos on loop

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A fellow scholar that can interpret the world about him. Well done, Anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There aren't any white people in the Twin Cities.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only the big ones are worth going to, but it's pretty much for the bathrooms and jerky. Western pepper is great.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My fundie cousin is always going on about this place and I haven't worked up the courage to bring it up

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped at one in Kentucky to get gas and to take a piss. It was insanely chaotic and crowded wall to wall. I didn't bother to buy anything except gas, which I paid for at the pump. If I wanted something to eat, it would have been easier to go to a random fast food place or gas station at the next exit.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    allsups>>>>>

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two chicken green chili chimis and a Billy the Kid sticker.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how come we never hear about space pajeetas
    >blah blah
    Honest answer: because we expect relatively little from brownoids. The whole letting-you-be-astronauts thing is entirely symbolic patronizing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a shift manager at arby's fantasizing that you're the president of the space program

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're foreign.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, no

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jokes on you. I am.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well that would make me foreign then, relative to you. So I take back what I said earlier. I'm foreign

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/bucees-hatsune-miku-crossover-18137673.php

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need some creepshot bathroom porn.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped by one a few days ago and a sausage on a stick was over $7
    it hurts to be alive

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I'm just going to use the restroom

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does this place even offer?
    I’ve never been to a Bucees but they are opening one up near me in Ocala soon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick does this place even offer?
      See:

      Nah I'm just going to use the restroom

      It's very attractive to demographics who spend an unusual amount of time in public toilets, and who may or may not own a Harbor Freight bimetal hole saw.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First and foremost, cheap gas and the cleanest gas station restrooms you'll ever grace.
        Then some above average food and snack options that are a little pricey to make up for the cheap gas
        The rest is just a bunch of merch junk

        Do the bathrooms have a semen extractor inside?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no that's just John

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First and foremost, cheap gas and the cleanest gas station restrooms you'll ever grace.
      Then some above average food and snack options that are a little pricey to make up for the cheap gas
      The rest is just a bunch of merch junk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      noooo frick me, they are venturing further into Florida

      I absolutely loathe this monument to consumerism. I'm literally going to bomb it if they build in Ocala.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No, it's a parody account
    https://twitter.com/buceesusa?lang=en

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah a plane ticket back to civilized society. if i go far inland enough to see a buc-ee’s sign i am high tailing it back to the coast.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Directions to Wawa where I can get food that is made in front of me and hasn’t been sitting on a warmer for the last 3 days.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's BUK-II'S, the super mercado supreme

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, yes. Nothing is better than worldies when they decide they're gonna be "cool like Americans".

      This site is full of them, actually.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh kek i forgot this isn't /mlp/. though check out my bucees pony shirt anyway

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One Buc-ee's hoodie please.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah a fricking Mountain Dew

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You guys need anything?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks, i think well be alrite. yall be good tho.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I had this GI Joe vehicle when I was a kid.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buc-ee's bucci

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do they have any loving, tender, loyal, cute, faithful, taller-than-me Christian gfs I can cuddle with and "accidentally" graze my half-chub against while watching cartoons enough times till she lets me soak in her on the regular till we get married in August?
    >No???
    >Jelly beans and beef jerky then.

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