You may keep only one of these condiments. For all time.

You may keep only one of these condiments. For all time.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this with rice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn’t bad

      https://i.imgur.com/dLRwJIg.jpg

      You may keep only one of these condiments. For all time.

      I haven’t even tried lao gan ma and I’m a chink. To be fair we have our own southern Chinese condiments and my folk don’t really enjoy spicy. A few chopped birds eye peppers in soy sauce is enough of a sauce

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m a chink
        I'd say that's a given in this thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you've been posting this a lot. lao gan ma is a top 10 most popular condiment in the world, this is some obscure bullshit, who's getting paid here?
      "how much are you getting paid to promote heins ketchup? anyways here's some hotsauce this guy named dave made in his basement in mississipi"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its a different condiment, its not even chilli
        its salted olives with mustard greens, theres many brands

        its salty, oily, savoury

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sounds delicious, will look for it
          what do you put it on?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol, it's actually more popular than laoganma in hk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      laoganma hands down

      this is good too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have yet to try the chili crisps, I always forget to look for them whenever I end up in a store that might actually have them. For now at least I have to go with the chili garlic sauce.

      That looks interesting, if I ever see any of this I'll pick some up.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Laoganma easy, just use gochujang as a replacement for sriracha.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a heat freak these don't do much for me. My sweet spot is between 25,000 and 30,000 SHU to get my heat fix. Heat freaks know what's up, if it doesn't leave you sweating with saliva freely flowing, it ain't much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. I bet Tabasco makes you shit piss and cum due to heat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >heat freak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >as a heat freak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, I see you are part of the Heat Freak Nation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >heat freak
      fegit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're unbalanced.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek based working the marks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        posting pictures of yourself is for

        [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice bait dude, look at all those replies.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    laoganma balls lol

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've only ever had left and while the taste is good, it's always too watery/runny. i'd take a leap of faith and go with right.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The left one is better since it's not as oily. It tastes more pure than the oily mess on the right

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would i use either of those things?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tastelet detected

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huy Fong, simply because it's made in USA. That one on the right with the sad 10yo boy on the label, there's a 50/50 chance you're getting a counterfeit made from gutter oil (assuming the original isn't made from gutter oil already).

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the left one is strictly inferior to right
    you'd only buy it if you can't get lao gan ma

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sambal oelek tasing better honey

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've made my own. Turned out baste.
    Easy as frick

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dumpster them both and my life would be unaffected entirely

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lao Van Ma

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Test

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lao gan ma Black bean chili is much better than chili crisp. Have not had the other but I guess I'd rather pick that when the other is inherently inferior.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take both. They have different uses and are both delicious in their own way.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Ok"
    >Picks both up
    >Throws in trash

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who doesn't pick right is wrong and stupid

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer my chilli crisps dry like fried onions or shallots, its like fried chicken and the do kwons decided to douse it in sauce and makes them lose their crunch.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grumpy aunty sauce without batting my eye; wiener sauce is super easy to emulate, and I quite frankly find it underwhelming in most cases.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the one not subject to Chinese regulations and standards?

    Not even Chinese people hot oil made in China, you morons.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lao gan ma for sure.
    making your own hot sauce is fun. Your own chili oil is kind of annoying.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like both but I use more of the Laoganma.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One is a staple condiment solidified in international cuisine and the other is a mediocre chili oil for people that are lazy, can't cook, or just discovered le secret REAL chinese foods. Left. Left is also way harder to make than right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a staple condiment solidified in international cuisine
      surely by that you mean the Sriracha by the same company and not the Chili Garlic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        chili oil is really easy to make
        crushed red pepper + boiling oil in a metal container, thats it. you can add peanuts and chinese black bean too. just make sure you don't add the oil too fast because dried pepper dust can catch fire if you aren't stirring right.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sambal olek is my go to

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