You're not some savage that just boils them alive right? there's no reason to torture an animal.

You're not some savage that just boils them alive right? there's no reason to torture an animal.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even eat them. I buy them exclusively for boiling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This too. I love hearing their screams as they are slowly lowered into the boiling pot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a lobby can't scream anon, it's steam escaping from the shell making a high pitched noise.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I slow boil them so they suffer more.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I care not.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine it. awoken from your sleep to be thrown onto the fire. the woe and gnashing of claws as you are enveloped in pain. the burning. the agony wraps around your body like a wicked blanket. a heat previously unfathomable to such a creature begins to roast and gnaw at the the body. disallowed to even witness their cruel death by such a malevolent god the eyes melt. one cannot even scream for the rumbling and roiling of the water drown out any noise. then the muscles begin to tighten and cramp. the body begins to contort and seize. even the shell seethes red with anger as the burning fully penetrates. you and the heat have become one. for a second you fall into peace, and then eternal slumber. such unbridled malfeasance! such disregard for the creatures of the world!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you are hungry and have to eat. you are a lion in the brush you pounce on an antelope, biting its throat, and feeling the life leave it, or maybe you just snapped its neck and it is still alive, but you must eat and start by ripping its guts out consuming its internal organs then the life leaves it and you can eat your fill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like tuesday

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you are walking the tundra of alaska, and what happens when a polar bear not caring about your precious morality rips your guts out while you still live, then only because it's tasty he ends your suffering and he crushes your skull for the sweet meats within.

      nature has no morals and neither do humans. we just pretend to when its convenient.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are making me hungry and also horny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ambiguous amphibian is that you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bore-mac McCarthy over here.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't boil crabs, I steam them.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Revenge for what their kind gleefully to ours in the last cycle
    Do your part

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST TORTURE BUGS
    why are they like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Torturing animals is a sign of psychopathy. I wouldn't let someone who spams e-girl porn on here babysit my kids either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh israeli pseudoscience says
        yawn

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your concession.

          If those animals are real you are relaxing Black person. The amount of animals who get eaten alive in this reality is in the trillions. This is not a big problem. The Bible said we can eat animals. God is smart sometimes, we need to kill lots of animals and eat their fricking hearts under the moon while screaming. I'm expecting the grand reveal will be a situation where birds aren't people. And people aren't simulations. Up next, we have Barack Obama here on the Simpsons. I love when they do that. Sometimes the people on tv talk to me. And after that, we have sportsball and a riot

          Killing animals is fine. Taking pleasure in their abject suffering is psychopathy. A well-adjusted man makes his kills clean and quick and thereby honors God's creation in the process.

          But you're just a schizophrenic babbling.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Believing in nonsense is just as psychopathic as torturing animals

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, the psychopathy of... not wanting things to suffer.
              Are you 12?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              explain, because i think someone's personal beliefs might hurt an animal less than directly being tortured

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              how's middle school

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >bad thing is just as bad as bad thing
              Next time just say what's really on your mind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If those animals are real you are relaxing Black person. The amount of animals who get eaten alive in this reality is in the trillions. This is not a big problem. The Bible said we can eat animals. God is smart sometimes, we need to kill lots of animals and eat their fricking hearts under the moon while screaming. I'm expecting the grand reveal will be a situation where birds aren't people. And people aren't simulations. Up next, we have Barack Obama here on the Simpsons. I love when they do that. Sometimes the people on tv talk to me. And after that, we have sportsball and a riot

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Meds, now

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting points, will consider.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I worked in the seafood department of a grocery store, we had a steamer we put them in. Never heard a peep out of it. Live lobster went in, cooked lobster came out.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live for savagery

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer to strangle them to death with my bare hands.

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