Do you think God created eggs?

Do you think God created eggs?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god doesn't exist, religious people are foolish and belong in a mass grave along with anyone gullible enough to enable their mass lying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then how do you explain the perfection?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I dont really like eggs that much. I'll cook with them sure for like cakes and bread and stuff but I don't just eat plain eggs. My family had a dinner the other week and served hard boiled eggs and I guess they cooked them forever because they were GREEN, it was so gross

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But are you fascinated by their perfection like most people?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im fascinated by the idea of starting over, as a society, without religion at all, and seeing how people would interact differently without having to repeat lines of a book out loud as if it means something special

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How would your hypothetical society explain the egg?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hopefully that society would have some other traditions to form a common narrative. Religion may be silly but it played a big part in the cohesiveness of society. You can see the fruits of that common narrative dissolving.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              they should read the lines of exercise, diet and house building books

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are you seething in preparation for going to sunday church with the folks?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              they tried that before and God got so mad He waterboarded the whole world

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Honestly I dont really like eggs that much
          bad opinion

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >perfection
        explain the chalaza

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing you Redditors seethe and screech at the merest mention of God is proof enough that He is real.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mass lying
      ironic

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god created chickens

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs and kiwis are proof that God exists and he fricking hates us. Both are delicious beyond words with no real additional ingredients. Yet they are almost fricking impossible to peel without an infuriating amount of time spent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't spook his eggs with cold water

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i eat kiwi with peel and harden my eggs with cold bath

      https://i.imgur.com/fAxaATt.jpeg

      Do you think God created eggs?

      yes, eggs are the answer, pumkin seed is an egg in a way too, cause it makes pumpkin grow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Yet they are almost fricking impossible to peel without an infuriating amount of time spent.
      Get the kiwis to lay the eggs.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God is a chicken

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the heat of the universe cooks the egg into existence

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs are overrated

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think the Good Lord created eggs?

    Was it to help us in our struggle in this world?
    Or was it to give us a glimpse of what is to come in our next life?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i never had to ask god for eggs. i just buy them at the supermarket.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs are a sign of the resurrection

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which god?

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