Do you think God created eggs?

Do you think God created eggs?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    god doesn't exist, religious people are foolish and belong in a mass grave along with anyone gullible enough to enable their mass lying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then how do you explain the perfection?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I dont really like eggs that much. I'll cook with them sure for like cakes and bread and stuff but I don't just eat plain eggs. My family had a dinner the other week and served hard boiled eggs and I guess they cooked them forever because they were GREEN, it was so gross

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But are you fascinated by their perfection like most people?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            im fascinated by the idea of starting over, as a society, without religion at all, and seeing how people would interact differently without having to repeat lines of a book out loud as if it means something special

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How would your hypothetical society explain the egg?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hopefully that society would have some other traditions to form a common narrative. Religion may be silly but it played a big part in the cohesiveness of society. You can see the fruits of that common narrative dissolving.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              they should read the lines of exercise, diet and house building books

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you seething in preparation for going to sunday church with the folks?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              they tried that before and God got so mad He waterboarded the whole world

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Honestly I dont really like eggs that much
          bad opinion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >perfection
        explain the chalaza

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing you Redditors seethe and screech at the merest mention of God is proof enough that He is real.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mass lying
      ironic

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    god created chickens

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs and kiwis are proof that God exists and he fricking hates us. Both are delicious beyond words with no real additional ingredients. Yet they are almost fricking impossible to peel without an infuriating amount of time spent.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't spook his eggs with cold water

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i eat kiwi with peel and harden my eggs with cold bath

      https://i.imgur.com/fAxaATt.jpeg

      Do you think God created eggs?

      yes, eggs are the answer, pumkin seed is an egg in a way too, cause it makes pumpkin grow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yet they are almost fricking impossible to peel without an infuriating amount of time spent.
      Get the kiwis to lay the eggs.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God is a chicken

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the heat of the universe cooks the egg into existence

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs are overrated

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think the Good Lord created eggs?

    Was it to help us in our struggle in this world?
    Or was it to give us a glimpse of what is to come in our next life?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never had to ask god for eggs. i just buy them at the supermarket.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs are a sign of the resurrection

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which god?

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