I just realized I haven't been deveining my shrimp.

I just realized I haven't been deveining my shrimp.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its shit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    congrats, your body has ingested and incorporated hundreds of gallons of steaming hot shrimp feces into the very structure of your being and you will never be able to remove it

    t. shrimp scientist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't you remove it? Can't he shit it out?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't as shrimple as that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lost

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can confirm

      t. uncle works for shrimptendo™

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shrimp just eat algae. They swim about and eat algae. The only thing in their guts are algae. It's not the same as animal turds or something it's only algae. If you eat the vein by itself the algae tastes like weak green tea.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's eaten lone shrimp veins
        psycho

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I just realized I haven't been deveining my shrimp.
    I never have.

    It's a waste of effort and only done to appease the squeamish autism of some.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the rotted algae imparts a nice flavor note to otherwise boring sea creature

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is no difference in taste or flavour.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your shrimp are weak and your tastebuds are weaker

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There is no difference in taste or flavour.
          But they poop from there

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not right now they don't

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In South Africa we make crayfish curry a lot, and what fricking SUCKS is that if you thoroughly clean the crayfish including deveining, it just doesn't taste the same.
          Something about boiling the crayfish shit into the food makes it taste so much better, but it's a distinctive taste so people will know they're eating literal caca and just not say anything.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a hirrendous revelation. shrimply devastating.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really doesn't matter until you're eating large shrimp where the vein contains noticeable amounts of sand

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you divine shrimp?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Interpreting.
      Strongly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you construct your divination area with this substance, then cast the peeled shells and read the results according to the I Ching

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my dad sat next to this guy on a plane once and now he sends us a few bottles of cajun hot sauce every christmas. or he did for like a decade idk if he still does. apparently the prudhomme and the tabasco families have some kind of blood feud

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is shrimp poo even bad for you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you're not supposed to eat poop
      Before you ask for aa peer reviewed source, I don't have one. Sometimes you don't need a source. You don't need a source for every little thing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shrimp Black folk just eat like plankton tho

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m gonna need a source for that and a source for not needing a source, chuddy. Trump lost btw and trans lives matter, have a great day!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trans lives matter
          source?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i eat ass

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat da poopoo

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is full of SHIT. Literally

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should call it de-pooping, then no one would forget

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in my age ive decided in the scales of eating shrimp shit and having to pick the shit out of each shrimp, id rather just gobble poo in the long run

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat shrimp
    >realize you haven't been deveining them
    >realize it's not a vein
    >start de-poopchuting them
    man that's a lot of fricking work
    >shrug and start eating the whole thing, again

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >toxic jeet shrimp
      i didn't come here for more man-made horrors

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