congrats, your body has ingested and incorporated hundreds of gallons of steaming hot shrimp feces into the very structure of your being and you will never be able to remove it
Shrimp just eat algae. They swim about and eat algae. The only thing in their guts are algae. It's not the same as animal turds or something it's only algae. If you eat the vein by itself the algae tastes like weak green tea.
In South Africa we make crayfish curry a lot, and what fricking SUCKS is that if you thoroughly clean the crayfish including deveining, it just doesn't taste the same.
Something about boiling the crayfish shit into the food makes it taste so much better, but it's a distinctive taste so people will know they're eating literal caca and just not say anything.
my dad sat next to this guy on a plane once and now he sends us a few bottles of cajun hot sauce every christmas. or he did for like a decade idk if he still does. apparently the prudhomme and the tabasco families have some kind of blood feud
Yeah you're not supposed to eat poop
Before you ask for aa peer reviewed source, I don't have one. Sometimes you don't need a source. You don't need a source for every little thing
>eat shrimp >realize you haven't been deveining them >realize it's not a vein >start de-poopchuting them
man that's a lot of fricking work >shrug and start eating the whole thing, again
oh shit
its shit
congrats, your body has ingested and incorporated hundreds of gallons of steaming hot shrimp feces into the very structure of your being and you will never be able to remove it
t. shrimp scientist
Why can't you remove it? Can't he shit it out?
It isn't as shrimple as that
Lost
can confirm
t. uncle works for shrimptendo™
Shrimp just eat algae. They swim about and eat algae. The only thing in their guts are algae. It's not the same as animal turds or something it's only algae. If you eat the vein by itself the algae tastes like weak green tea.
>he's eaten lone shrimp veins
psycho
>I just realized I haven't been deveining my shrimp.
I never have.
It's a waste of effort and only done to appease the squeamish autism of some.
I think the rotted algae imparts a nice flavor note to otherwise boring sea creature
There is no difference in taste or flavour.
your shrimp are weak and your tastebuds are weaker
>There is no difference in taste or flavour.
But they poop from there
Not right now they don't
In South Africa we make crayfish curry a lot, and what fricking SUCKS is that if you thoroughly clean the crayfish including deveining, it just doesn't taste the same.
Something about boiling the crayfish shit into the food makes it taste so much better, but it's a distinctive taste so people will know they're eating literal caca and just not say anything.
a hirrendous revelation. shrimply devastating.
really doesn't matter until you're eating large shrimp where the vein contains noticeable amounts of sand
How do you divine shrimp?
Interpreting.
Strongly.
you construct your divination area with this substance, then cast the peeled shells and read the results according to the I Ching
my dad sat next to this guy on a plane once and now he sends us a few bottles of cajun hot sauce every christmas. or he did for like a decade idk if he still does. apparently the prudhomme and the tabasco families have some kind of blood feud
is shrimp poo even bad for you?
Yeah you're not supposed to eat poop
Before you ask for aa peer reviewed source, I don't have one. Sometimes you don't need a source. You don't need a source for every little thing
shrimp Black folk just eat like plankton tho
I’m gonna need a source for that and a source for not needing a source, chuddy. Trump lost btw and trans lives matter, have a great day!
>trans lives matter
source?
i eat ass
Eat da poopoo
OP is full of SHIT. Literally
They should call it de-pooping, then no one would forget
in my age ive decided in the scales of eating shrimp shit and having to pick the shit out of each shrimp, id rather just gobble poo in the long run
>eat shrimp
>realize you haven't been deveining them
>realize it's not a vein
>start de-poopchuting them
man that's a lot of fricking work
>shrug and start eating the whole thing, again
F
>toxic jeet shrimp
i didn't come here for more man-made horrors