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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it biologically male or female taco that transed to ice cream?
    Isn't taco in Mexican masculin? El taco?
    I just want to know the right way to deadname my novelties

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meds. Now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a female taco, trust me bro i know from experience

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all tacos are female, obviously

        I gotta be honest with you guys, I stopped going "down south" 15 years ago
        I know why it's fun but I'd rather be selfish, and to be honest, chicks like that, too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for the honesty homie

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a trust bond thing
            Chicks want to know that you can be gentle, but also, that you case use them, like tools
            They need to use you, too, just for different jobs
            Find where those lines fall and you got a ride-or-die b***h, if you don't use them, then they will find special uses for you, and you don't want to be there for that, because if they need you to be on a leash, then they don't trust you
            If any young bucks see this, and you think this doesn't make sense...you might be in a spot that's not just wet, it's a trap
            Get a little selfish

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh I'm married and have a housekeeper

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For the best. It’s a huge cancer risk.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hey, all sex is an AIDS risk

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it's a risk for oral cancer then it's a risk for penile cancer too. There are vaccines for HPV.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >be me
          >hooking up with ex for the first time (we dated before but she dumped me, bumped into each other and relinked)
          >take panties off
          >it's an amazonian forest down there, howler monkeys and all in the canopy
          >kinda gross but whatever, she was nice breasts
          >close eyes and dive in
          >after a couple of minutes notice there's some "hard" particles that I've been munching on, doesn't taste that great
          >open eyes
          >what I've been munching on was little shitlets
          >she wiped her ass the wrong direction
          >I literally ate shit
          >boner.exe not working
          >cry...

          since then I've been averse to eating chicks out, even if they shave

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was feeling sexual, but I think this truly fouled my mindset enough to break out of it— could this level of foulness be used to combat mood disorders / overthinking anxiety too ??

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it was made up in your head just now, are you even real?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I believe you, my ex wife didn't know she was supposed to wipe towards the back either. I had to fricking correct her when I saw her taking a shit once. Horrified me thinking I had been sticking my dick in that hole that probably had tons of bits of shit in it because she never thought what direction she was smearing her shit wipes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now THAT'S a Choco-Taco.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              CARLOSSS

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TMFINR

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i really wish people appreciated hygiene more.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And then you woke up..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all tacos are female, obviously

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you are eating a mantaco you assmucho wrong wit u mang

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If in doubt, pull it out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ice cream is male in Spanish too.
      El taco.
      El helado.
      El taco helado.
      In either case, take your meds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This post is either legitimate brain rot or its performative weirdness for reddit/twitter screen caps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats, you pissed off a lot of libtards with this one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        libtards aren't real, neither are trumptards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm that Anon
        I know two transes
        One is an autistic woman who's into working out, she's a woman and there's nothing about her that is masculine, and I know tomboys who are more masculine in their affectations who are absolutely straight
        The other is a sociopath who uses his ability to claim status to access women and his parents' money
        All trans is predatory, they are either victims or predators
        I will forever rally against this system
        The gay taco will be deadnamed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All trans ARE predatory
          >they are either victims or predators
          brain rot in the highest form, just say that they're malicious and you might have a point

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chocooooo ntaacoooooooo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's that n doing there?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god dammit you idiots know they're coming back and this is just an ad, right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's no longer about these that are coming

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else pretend to imitate Ed Sullivan when saying the product’s name?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well you sure didn't miss it until it was gone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Well you sure didn't miss it until it was gone.
      I did. I could almost never find the fricking things. Can't blame people for not buying your product when you don't distribute it anywhere.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >saturated fat bad
      :groan:

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea where I could buy one nowadays. Crying shame.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pepe didn't start wearing food drip until long after the choco-tacos went extinct, this is an AI generated image.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice hat, good job.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every choco taco I've had in my life except one the shell was chewy and tasted like cardboard. The one good one was, funny enough, after they announced they were being discontinued.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was never allowed to have these growing up. Finally tried one as an adult and it was so disappointing. The shell wasn't hard it was chewy and gross. Should have known it would be impossible to keep a frozen waffle shell crunchy.
    Would be a fun thing to make at home but probably not worth the effort.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i never had one and it makes me sad.... if they come back Ill try one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      waffle chewy, chocolate has that pbr whatever preservative in it that makes it have an aftertaste of ass, with a vanillin ice cream that in California heat probably melted and refroze before they got to your face, so it's a little icy a little gummy sometimes.
      But, one day you get the perfect one, the perfect bite that is a glimpse into what you could have anytime, and then you chase that dragon pining nostalgicly for the one bite of your childhood where your life mattered for 2.39c

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when i was a kid our ice cream van also had fireworks and gag gifts for sale and I'd always get a choco taco and either a smoke bomb or some of those snap pop things. my buddy billy would get a whoopie cushion and that ninja turtle gumball pop. being a kid in the 90s in califormia was fricking awesome

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's coming back this summer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prove it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.npr.org/2024/02/19/1232383825/get-excited-the-choco-taco-is-coming-back#:~:text=Big%20news%20%2D%20the%20Choco%20Taco,topped%20with%20toasted%20brown%20rice.
        ok

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros... this was supposed to be a thread about ice cream

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