Is it biologically male or female taco that transed to ice cream?
Isn't taco in Mexican masculin? El taco?
I just want to know the right way to deadname my novelties
I gotta be honest with you guys, I stopped going "down south" 15 years ago
I know why it's fun but I'd rather be selfish, and to be honest, chicks like that, too
It's a trust bond thing
Chicks want to know that you can be gentle, but also, that you case use them, like tools
They need to use you, too, just for different jobs
Find where those lines fall and you got a ride-or-die b***h, if you don't use them, then they will find special uses for you, and you don't want to be there for that, because if they need you to be on a leash, then they don't trust you
If any young bucks see this, and you think this doesn't make sense...you might be in a spot that's not just wet, it's a trap
Get a little selfish
>be me >hooking up with ex for the first time (we dated before but she dumped me, bumped into each other and relinked) >take panties off >it's an amazonian forest down there, howler monkeys and all in the canopy >kinda gross but whatever, she was nice breasts >close eyes and dive in >after a couple of minutes notice there's some "hard" particles that I've been munching on, doesn't taste that great >open eyes >what I've been munching on was little shitlets >she wiped her ass the wrong direction >I literally ate shit >boner.exe not working >cry...
since then I've been averse to eating chicks out, even if they shave
I was feeling sexual, but I think this truly fouled my mindset enough to break out of it— could this level of foulness be used to combat mood disorders / overthinking anxiety too ??
I believe you, my ex wife didn't know she was supposed to wipe towards the back either. I had to fricking correct her when I saw her taking a shit once. Horrified me thinking I had been sticking my dick in that hole that probably had tons of bits of shit in it because she never thought what direction she was smearing her shit wipes.
I'm that Anon
I know two transes
One is an autistic woman who's into working out, she's a woman and there's nothing about her that is masculine, and I know tomboys who are more masculine in their affectations who are absolutely straight
The other is a sociopath who uses his ability to claim status to access women and his parents' money
All trans is predatory, they are either victims or predators
I will forever rally against this system
The gay taco will be deadnamed
>All trans ARE predatory >they are either victims or predators
brain rot in the highest form, just say that they're malicious and you might have a point
>Well you sure didn't miss it until it was gone.
I did. I could almost never find the fricking things. Can't blame people for not buying your product when you don't distribute it anywhere.
Every choco taco I've had in my life except one the shell was chewy and tasted like cardboard. The one good one was, funny enough, after they announced they were being discontinued.
Was never allowed to have these growing up. Finally tried one as an adult and it was so disappointing. The shell wasn't hard it was chewy and gross. Should have known it would be impossible to keep a frozen waffle shell crunchy.
Would be a fun thing to make at home but probably not worth the effort.
waffle chewy, chocolate has that pbr whatever preservative in it that makes it have an aftertaste of ass, with a vanillin ice cream that in California heat probably melted and refroze before they got to your face, so it's a little icy a little gummy sometimes.
But, one day you get the perfect one, the perfect bite that is a glimpse into what you could have anytime, and then you chase that dragon pining nostalgicly for the one bite of your childhood where your life mattered for 2.39c
when i was a kid our ice cream van also had fireworks and gag gifts for sale and I'd always get a choco taco and either a smoke bomb or some of those snap pop things. my buddy billy would get a whoopie cushion and that ninja turtle gumball pop. being a kid in the 90s in califormia was fricking awesome
https://www.npr.org/2024/02/19/1232383825/get-excited-the-choco-taco-is-coming-back#:~:text=Big%20news%20%2D%20the%20Choco%20Taco,topped%20with%20toasted%20brown%20rice.
ok
Is it biologically male or female taco that transed to ice cream?
Isn't taco in Mexican masculin? El taco?
I just want to know the right way to deadname my novelties
Meds. Now.
its a female taco, trust me bro i know from experience
I gotta be honest with you guys, I stopped going "down south" 15 years ago
I know why it's fun but I'd rather be selfish, and to be honest, chicks like that, too
thanks for the honesty homie
It's a trust bond thing
Chicks want to know that you can be gentle, but also, that you case use them, like tools
They need to use you, too, just for different jobs
Find where those lines fall and you got a ride-or-die b***h, if you don't use them, then they will find special uses for you, and you don't want to be there for that, because if they need you to be on a leash, then they don't trust you
If any young bucks see this, and you think this doesn't make sense...you might be in a spot that's not just wet, it's a trap
Get a little selfish
Bruh I'm married and have a housekeeper
For the best. It’s a huge cancer risk.
hey, all sex is an AIDS risk
If it's a risk for oral cancer then it's a risk for penile cancer too. There are vaccines for HPV.
>be me
>hooking up with ex for the first time (we dated before but she dumped me, bumped into each other and relinked)
>take panties off
>it's an amazonian forest down there, howler monkeys and all in the canopy
>kinda gross but whatever, she was nice breasts
>close eyes and dive in
>after a couple of minutes notice there's some "hard" particles that I've been munching on, doesn't taste that great
>open eyes
>what I've been munching on was little shitlets
>she wiped her ass the wrong direction
>I literally ate shit
>boner.exe not working
>cry...
since then I've been averse to eating chicks out, even if they shave
I was feeling sexual, but I think this truly fouled my mindset enough to break out of it— could this level of foulness be used to combat mood disorders / overthinking anxiety too ??
it was made up in your head just now, are you even real?
I believe you, my ex wife didn't know she was supposed to wipe towards the back either. I had to fricking correct her when I saw her taking a shit once. Horrified me thinking I had been sticking my dick in that hole that probably had tons of bits of shit in it because she never thought what direction she was smearing her shit wipes.
what the frick
Now THAT'S a Choco-Taco.
CARLOSSS
TMFINR
i really wish people appreciated hygiene more.
And then you woke up..
all tacos are female, obviously
if you are eating a mantaco you assmucho wrong wit u mang
If in doubt, pull it out.
Ice cream is male in Spanish too.
El taco.
El helado.
El taco helado.
In either case, take your meds.
This post is either legitimate brain rot or its performative weirdness for reddit/twitter screen caps.
Congrats, you pissed off a lot of libtards with this one.
libtards aren't real, neither are trumptards
I'm that Anon
I know two transes
One is an autistic woman who's into working out, she's a woman and there's nothing about her that is masculine, and I know tomboys who are more masculine in their affectations who are absolutely straight
The other is a sociopath who uses his ability to claim status to access women and his parents' money
All trans is predatory, they are either victims or predators
I will forever rally against this system
The gay taco will be deadnamed
>All trans ARE predatory
>they are either victims or predators
brain rot in the highest form, just say that they're malicious and you might have a point
chocooooo ntaacoooooooo
what's that n doing there?
god dammit you idiots know they're coming back and this is just an ad, right
It's no longer about these that are coming
Anyone else pretend to imitate Ed Sullivan when saying the product’s name?
Well you sure didn't miss it until it was gone.
>Well you sure didn't miss it until it was gone.
I did. I could almost never find the fricking things. Can't blame people for not buying your product when you don't distribute it anywhere.
>saturated fat bad
:groan:
I have no idea where I could buy one nowadays. Crying shame.
Pepe didn't start wearing food drip until long after the choco-tacos went extinct, this is an AI generated image.
Nice hat, good job.
Every choco taco I've had in my life except one the shell was chewy and tasted like cardboard. The one good one was, funny enough, after they announced they were being discontinued.
Was never allowed to have these growing up. Finally tried one as an adult and it was so disappointing. The shell wasn't hard it was chewy and gross. Should have known it would be impossible to keep a frozen waffle shell crunchy.
Would be a fun thing to make at home but probably not worth the effort.
i never had one and it makes me sad.... if they come back Ill try one
waffle chewy, chocolate has that pbr whatever preservative in it that makes it have an aftertaste of ass, with a vanillin ice cream that in California heat probably melted and refroze before they got to your face, so it's a little icy a little gummy sometimes.
But, one day you get the perfect one, the perfect bite that is a glimpse into what you could have anytime, and then you chase that dragon pining nostalgicly for the one bite of your childhood where your life mattered for 2.39c
when i was a kid our ice cream van also had fireworks and gag gifts for sale and I'd always get a choco taco and either a smoke bomb or some of those snap pop things. my buddy billy would get a whoopie cushion and that ninja turtle gumball pop. being a kid in the 90s in califormia was fricking awesome
it's coming back this summer.
prove it
https://www.npr.org/2024/02/19/1232383825/get-excited-the-choco-taco-is-coming-back#:~:text=Big%20news%20%2D%20the%20Choco%20Taco,topped%20with%20toasted%20brown%20rice.
ok
good
bros... this was supposed to be a thread about ice cream