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Why are these little frickers so delicious? Is there anything you can make with them or am I stuck just eating them out of the jug?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can garnish a cake with them, OP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whole or crumbled you think? Either barely counts as making something with tums but it's a good start.

      this homie eating chalk

      I'm trying not to. I'd probably be dead of some kind of calcium overdose if I ate as much tums as I want to.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whole definitely. Although you could crumble them and incorporate it into the middle frosting layer for some texture and a nice calcium surprise

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mmm, kidney stone cake

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this homie eating chalk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tums taste like chalk. What the frick is wrong with you?

      It settles my stomach

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That hella cool bro

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be careful, i used to take a bunch of these over the course of a year and the doctor said all the excess calcium from them gave me a kidney stone, hurt like a b***h.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i feel you smooth OPerator. anytime i have acid reflux im excited because it means i get to chomp on some tasty tums. make me a smarties like candy without all the sugar and what not and i would have a pack a day

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tums taste like chalk. What the frick is wrong with you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The texture is like chalk, the taste is something special and unique. Almost creamy maybe? I might just be severely calcium deficient or something but it's manna from heaven to me.

      when i was an acoholic id eat like six a day. true facts, if you eat enough calcium it builds up in your joints and fricks you up. I acquired TMJ and had two baker's cysts. When I got dry and quit eating them all that went away.

      I am also a semi-alcoholic (binge drinker, not daily) so this may play into it. I am trying to exercise restraint because I know they will frick you up if you overdo it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t Necco wafers have a similar taste and texture?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when i was an acoholic id eat like six a day. true facts, if you eat enough calcium it builds up in your joints and fricks you up. I acquired TMJ and had two baker's cysts. When I got dry and quit eating them all that went away.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie has calcium deficiency
    Drink that weird fruit flavored milk instead

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're delicious, because they're not as powerful or as "chalky" as they used to be. Frick'em, I use baking soda now.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >assorted berries
    Nasty shit. My MiL has those in the jelly form and they're hot garbage. Would rather drive down some baking soda than tolerate that kool aid tasting bullshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The jelly/gummy ones are trash. This is an original tablets thread

      They're delicious, because they're not as powerful or as "chalky" as they used to be. Frick'em, I use baking soda now.

      I know they changed the formula somehow recently, like the last 5 or 10 years maybe, I think objectively the dosage is the same assuming you buy the right ones but the flavor has improved and the chalk factor is lower than what it used to be.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my dad was begging for tums as he died of cancer, what he really needed was morphine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should have just given him some fricking tums, it’s just concrete mixed with sugar and flavorings

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wish we could have but he wasn’t able to swallow properly by that point, choking risk

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna give yourself a Tums Festival.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice filesize Satan. I'm being sexually gaslit, tums aren't that tasty.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you really like those I recommend getting candy lipstick, it's a similar experience.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rich, we know it's you

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