wagie lunches

What do my fellow wagecagers bring for lunch when all that's available is a fridge and microwave?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I eat a hearty breakfast and a light dinner. I'm not doing physical work so that's enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute soy mentality

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what i used to do was bring a thermos and fill it with rice and whatever meat i had in the house at the time (usually porkbelly or pork shoulder)
    now im unemployed so i cook at home

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife bakes pork scotch with some kind of mustard marinade, slices it and puts it in a whole wheat pita with red onion, red cabbage and radish all marinated in salt & vinegar.
    That's most days unless she slow cooked ribs which is a treat for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >My wife
      Imagine kissing a mouth that's had dicks in it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can only imagine that being some NPR. PBS, or MSNBC, or CNN regurgitated and repetitive shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A little birdie told me that your butthole and mouth are connected to the same tube.
        Seems a little gay to me, idk. But you do you, man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That don't bother me because no dick has ever graced my butthole, dickbreath

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We can change that 😉

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But I didn't kiss you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know that for sure unless you've never kissed anybody.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh he knows for sure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The frick is your problem?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine dying alone
        Oh wait you won't have to cause that's what will happen kwab

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather die with my dignity and pride still intact than to have another man's semen enter my throat via a woman who has taken multiple dicks at once. Maybe someday you'll understand Gary.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I simply do not eat at work

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like eating at work, I can bill for the time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn. Every job I've had doesn't pay for lunch.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What pisses me off is that my work requires you to take a mandatary unpaid lunch break.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >adds another hour to your shift to make up for it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yer, my company did this. Was struggling financially so made us take a staggered unpaid lunch hour during the day. Would rather just be let go home an hour early

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What pisses me off is that my work requires you to take a mandatary unpaid lunch break.

          Sucks. I'm technically entitled to a 30 minute lunch but literally everyone just "works through lunch" and just eats at their desk. Only one boomer actually sits down in the break room which blows my mind since he's also chosen a 9-5 schedule and commutes an hour each way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Calls people boomer
            Probably poor and bad work ethic. Kys

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What makes you say that?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wraps is good, sometimes I'll bring one in during the morning and by lunch time it's room temp. Wraps don't get soggy like stuff with ordinary bread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wraps is good
      I read that as "Wasps are good"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are good there's no reason to bother our nest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >our nest

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post stinger

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ready to drink meals

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peanuts, sunflower seeds, fruit, boiled eggs

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Leftover pizza slices. By the time it's time for lunch or dinner then it's warmed up to room temp and I don't have to deal with morons.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bring what I like to eat for lunch /duh.
    This is easy!
    I also add a frozen water bottle to my lunch bag and do NOT use the company fridge whatsoever.
    For some random day I forget my lunch bag, I have a microwave-vented lid soup bowl and a can of progresso in my desk, to enjoy with crackers or slice of bread, if I dig deeper into my desk.

    Lunch might be leftovers from the last night (or from the freezer from like a week beforehand, in a portioned container). Or it is a simple egg salad, chicken salad sandwich, or a deli turkey and cheese. If it's chilly outside, I might use a ciabata roll and nuke a ham and cheddar sandwich a few seconds to get melty. I might go through a period of making a flavored cream cheese and smoked turkey wrap in a wrapout lavash , with a handful of veggies and lettuces.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beware, some Black person might hock a loogie in the tuna salad sandwich on that ciabatta roll.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Salami sandwich, cheese, and sausage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's serious stuff at 666

      Live by the river.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just brought in frozen dinners. Not about to go full Michelin in a place that pays minimum wage.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just leftovers. We cook 3-4 times a week, so leftovers at home too.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wagie from home. So usually leftovers or I make something quick like a quesedilla or ramen.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Normally I bang threw lunch. But if I don't it's usually hot dogs. Anywhere from 1 to 4.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We have a bakery on the other side of the office, usually something from the daily lunch special or leftovers from the night before.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you get pizza delivered, dingus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One has mucus (or Shrek semen), the other has ketchup on it.
      Not sure which is worst

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i live a few minutes from work so i go home to get away from my moronic coworkers

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I meal prep by brining and smoking all my meat.
    Basically all of my food is cheaper than yours, tastes better, lasts longer and is healthier than anything you cooked on the spot or bought at the store, and you're pretty much moronic compared to me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No Bone Rot!

      that's suspiciously specific...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only go to the office 1 day in the week, i usually cook something. Microwave it for lunch

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Usually either a bagel with unsalted and unsweetened almond butter or peanut butter that's just with salt or a meal shake. I also bring those tiny yogurt shots.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i drive to the local mcdonalds, pick up some grab (using the app, free fries), and then sit in a grocery store parking lot far away from everyone with one of these on my steering while. listen to some NPR while i enjoy my meal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You listen to NPR for peace? Are you some kind of raging homosexual?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we're not the same

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eats in car
      >grease and food odor goes straight into the upholstery
      >smell never comes out
      i hope that's a rental car anon

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was always too much of a hassle to pack food so i toughed it out but then my coworkers are always "wheres your lunch?? arent you hungry???" and then I always worry they think im impoverished or something and cant afford food. Like no b***h its just tedious. however packing food lets me avoid that so whats really more tedious yknow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hell is other people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well honestly I dont mind, it would be nice to have a social life lmao. I just dont need them judging me because of this stupid belief we need to eat every two fricking hours. Do i get hunger pangs? yea, kind of, but I get over it. if I'm sitting all day I dont need to eat like a fricking athlete. its like frick off and leave me alone, im trying to not be fat here.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look you young wippersnapper, you being hungry makes you harder to work with, they're gently trying to urge you to make better choices so you don't burn out and cause problems

          • 1 month ago
            Alyssa

            im not a moron who gets hangry. Heck i dont even get PMS. I'm a stone cold motherfricker all the way through. Life is unfufilled without the ups and downs of emotions

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You sound hungry. Go eat something and we'll revisit this.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Pre_Man_Syndrome

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only if you're a blithering autist.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just cook a double portion for dinner and take the left overs for lunch the next day.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a job but I used to have cigarettes for lunch

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would order food and pick it up. im not eating microwaved food. or find a bro and split pizzas with him.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im a tradie and I tried bringing a cooler to work with subs and shit, and I was so fricking over it after 2 weeks.
    now I always go get fast food at either a fast food place or a local hole in the wall chain or something. sometimes I'll ask the owner if there are any good places nearby. Ive found really good places by doing this and it's become a perk of the job.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I started filling a pen with water to get "cigarette breaks" and made sure to always take hour-long shits at the office

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not even a wagie, but I often dont have the ability to have lunch

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >work at diner
    >hate breakfast food
    it hurts. you think you wouldn't get tired of cheese grits, or bacon, but it does, it does get tired

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I work 12 hour nightshifts and don’t eat anything because if I consume anything other than caffeine and sugar I will fall asleep

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make a burrito bowl type thing made to microwave. It's pretty good and can be made in bulk
    meat
    >Ground beef made with normal taco seasoning
    >once beef browns, throw in onion, and red bell pepper
    >once softened, dump in a can of fire roasted tomatoes, some better than bullion chick paste and a touch of water to scrape the fond
    >leave some liquid so it doesn't dry out in microwave
    black beans
    >dry mostly, easy to make in pressure cooker
    Quinoa (only time I prefer it to rice really)
    >made in a Spanish rice style, a touch extra water to keep it hydrated
    >Be sure to put a Serrano pepper or 2 for some heat
    and top it with a little pepper jack. Filling, easy to make in bulk and reheats well. You're not making steak to eat in the wage cage

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make a stew or roast on Sundays and that becomes my lunch Mon-Thursday; Friday I only eat breakfast and immediately when I get off I get shit hammered plastered

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to always go out for lunch, except my night crew job where I had to bring food because nothing's open at 2am, in which case I always brought a grindah

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mondays always get some unhealthy crap from the nearby filling station cause frick it its monday and I need something to look forward to
    tue-fri I usually just have tea, a pita bread and some fruit

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We always get stuff catered. Sucks to be you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn his hands are as blue as his shirt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >We always get stuff catered. Sucks to be you.
      >Laps up whatever cheap crap that the management provides
      >Doesn't earn enough to go buy quality food
      Sucks to be you.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some rice and chili mixed together. It's fine but I'm really sick of eating microwaved rice.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >burned prawns
      Yum!

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get on my level.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      6 feet under?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      None of the ingredients of your sandwiches need to be refrigerated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      man I haven't had a PB&J in twenty years.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Usually I just eat the protein bars and chips they put out in the break room

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zattarain's rice with ground beef seasoned with taco seasoning, black beans, onion, bell pepper, jalapeno, sometimes I'll put salsa and guac on it.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Egg salad sandwich most days

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It kind of depends on your breakfast, but you can't go wrong with a sandwich or wrap. If you're concerned about calories just eat half of it for breakfast. Getting a thermos and making soups can be a good option too.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My company's cafeteria makes some really great breakfast tacos, so if I don't have any leftovers to take with me in the morning or if I'm just feeling like a fat frick then I'll just pig out on those and that'll coast me through till dinner.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We eat out for lunch. I had this today, I doubt any of your rednecks even know what this dish is called.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      chinese carBOREnara

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, why must everything be a version of white people food?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You paid for that? Jesus Christ man, that shit's dire.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What else can you get for 1000¥?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >What else can you get for 1000¥?
          Out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh don’t worry I’m an American, I’m just here teaching English.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmm ramen

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    soups
    salads
    carb + stew/meat in sauce

    I avoid dish with dough (pizza, quiche, pies, etc.) because microwaves make the dough way too soft, I wish our work had an actual oven.

    The last lunches I brought were:
    - red lentils soup
    - chicken in a cream/butter/onion sauce + rice
    - cabbage rolls
    - squid salad
    - tomato soup
    - mafé chicken with couscous

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pasta from the night before
    >Overnight oats
    >Roast veggies and potatoes
    >Raw veggies and fruits
    >Plain yogurt
    >Nuts of various types
    >Cheese, usually in curd or tortillon form
    >Pasties/empanadas with meat or cheese and potatoes
    >Stews with meat
    >Fried rice for days

    I basically bring leftovers from cooking at home and generally avoid reheating meat for obvious reasons. I prefer to cook meat fresh or have it in a form that won't have its texture ruined by the microwave.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >texture ruined by the microwave
      Do you ever use the power mode options on the microwave? If you just blast it for 1 minute then it dries out, but set it at level 5 for 5 minutes and it's not noticeable

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tomorrow i will walk to the lebanese restaurant outside of work and i'm gonna get a chicken shawarma wrap and some baklava.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's fuel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      grim

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Overnight oats with some granola and pumpkin seeds. Only purpose is to fuel me up, food enjoyment is reserved for home time.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bagel with cream cheese and a bag of chips, only have a 10 minute break during the shift and then it's back to work.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cup ramen, especially convenient if your work has a coffee machine with a hot water spout
    the trick is buying multiple flavors, including the ones you don't particularly like
    one good flavor you'll get sick of after a while, a handful of mediocre flavors you'll never get sick of

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >use to eat in the office
    >fat fricks in the office ALWAYS stole food
    >decide to stop putting hot sauce on my food at my desk
    >just make shit spiced up and shove in the fridge
    >don't think about it for a bit
    >Fire fighters and ambulance at our work one day
    >Fat frick McGee having trouble breathing and his eyes are on fire
    >turns out fat frick decided to steal my food which I just used my normal sauces for
    >started choking on the spice and wiped his eyes getting residue in them
    >flipped out and needed the whhaaaamerlance
    >HR sends out an email to make sure that food is not hazard to bring into the office all food has to be ziplocked with names on it
    >my food never taken again

    Wasn't even my super spicy shit was just Endorphin rush hot sauce on a chicken bacon sandwich with jalapeno cheese bread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know those kinda people. I brought some blairs mega death to work and my coworker wanted to try it. i said "just use a toothpick first" but he poured it on his food, cried, and was in the bathroom all night. Another guy almost shit himself on one of those $1 marie sharps or whatever airplane bottles

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

    One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

    Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

    I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"McChicken Sauce"

      It's mayonnaise you blatant moron. And they would only call you "three for free" to mock you for being such a dumbfrick weirdo. You're entire story is fricking pathetic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        9/0

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon, you do realise this is a copypasta right?

        https://www.twitchquotes.com/copypastas/5259

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i usually just buy a salad or something light.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what kinda salad or something light?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        usually ceasar, but sometimes garden. if its not a salad its like a bagel or a yogurt. i dont usually eat much in the middle of the day.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >arborist
    >bring lunch into the tree
    >eat lunch in a tree like a monke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      every climber i've ever known was a huge literal homosexual. as in, they were either overtly or secretly way into taking dick. i've fricked like five arborists and every one of them is their team's climber and the scrawniest of the group, which is probably why they're in the role they are. they all also smoked more weed than any other person i know, at all times, including on the job. does my info check out or have i finally met another type of climber?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i've fricked like five arborists
        LOL
        >does my info check out or have i finally met another type of climber?
        it doesnt unless youre on the east coast then it makes 100% sense

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I usually meal prep, so this week I'll be having:
    https://mealprepmanual.com/cheeseburger-skillets/
    By far my most common lunch is just chicken + broccoli + rice.

    For breakfast I usually have overnight oats, which will be something along the lines of:
    >Oats (50g)
    >Greek yoghurt (100g)
    >Unflavoured whey (1 scoop)
    >Frozen blueberries (50g)
    >PB2 powder (10g)
    >Drizzle of maple syrup
    >Water

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We are making it big baby

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen people claim similar items will give you worms but I like them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the worms make you smarter and stronger if TV is to be believed

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Borscht. Cold or heated it’s fine

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, I work in a kitchen and can make a burger whenever I want. If anything, I bring green tea bags and cigarettes.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get about three of these guys from the vending machine. Used to get four but I'm on a diet right now.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make up burger patties which I take to work separate to a salad sandwich. I heat the burger patty up in the microwave at lunchtime and put it in my sandwich. Works, and makes your sandwich a little more interesting.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I Doordash some goyslop at midnight because I'm stuck at work for 12 hours and not able to leave.

    Wendy's chili tonight. It was pretty gud.

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