WHY DO YOU EXIST. NO ONE LIKES YOU

WHY DO YOU EXIST

NO ONE LIKES YOU

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorry bro, i was trying my best 🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      add eyelashes and would

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn bro you know porn is free? like real boobs and everything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't rawdog pieces of lettuce
          ngmi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn bro you know porn is free? like real boobs and everything

        I tried.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn now that's a woman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thats a man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/pIIS7Mi.jpeg

        [...]
        I tried.

        would

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          forgot to delete that disgusting chin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its her bottom lip you brainlet

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              his*

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              still looks better

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it doesnt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn now that's a woman

          https://i.imgur.com/DAAI6JU.gif

          Another attempt. I'm need to learn2photoshop.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wonderful thread.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ahego face next!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, please don't. I'm totally drained and my foreskin is swollen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          JUST

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like she's given up on life

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    leaf him alone, lettuce be

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like my parents

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dear diary
    Today I went on the internet and jerk offd to a leaf of lettuce.
    It was not the first time.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY DO YOU EXIST
    It exists so that white women can feel "healthy" while eating a gallon of ranch dressing. Lay off.
    t. architect

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      #empowered
      #actualized
      #blessed
      #readytosettledown

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      schizo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you definitely felt called out piggy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I add crushed flamin hot cheetos to mine. Works good with chicken and bacon as well. blue cheese or ranch with feta crumbles is good.

      I like cutting things more than cooking and food is exdpensive so I've just been eating iceberg lettuce based salads

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah a wedge salad is goated in the early summer.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WTF is that, a cabbage or lettuce head? I found it in the back of a fridge once and thought it haunted so kept away.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crunchy water mmmmm

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Iceberg has its uses. Like in a taco, or on a burger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do
      >lettuce wraps
      >burger/sandwich topping
      >taco topping

      Both of those are awful. There's no reason it should exist. It makes tacos and burgers far worse. If you must add green, at least use romaine or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you're just using shit quality lettuce, no?
        i feel like the crunchiness of lettuce adds to the texture of a mostly soft hamburguer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Both of those are awful. There's no reason it should exist. It makes tacos and burgers far worse. If you must add green, at least use romaine or something.

      Nah, I actually agree about tacos. That's one of the very, very few uses for iceberg lettuce. Burgers should be romaine though if you're going to put lettuce on them.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do
    >lettuce wraps
    >burger/sandwich topping
    >taco topping

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like it. It's refreshing and crunchy and mildly sweet and grassy in a good way.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't expecting to get so horny when I opened this thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That leafs got me stroking hard. Goddamn

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the greener parts, the white core is nasty

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better than an ex Prime Minister. Smarter too

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    technically that's a sandwich

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this read like a teenage girl on her period made this thread. Anyways, I love to just bite in to a whole lettuce whenever I feel like having a hydrating bite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex you eternal creep or castrate yourself out of sexual frustration

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually had sex quite recently whoever you may be. I know you are unwell, and I know it is your doing by being such a cruel mean hate spreading useless empty hole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Have sex you eternal creep or castrate yourself out of sexual frustration

        also would this not lead to more sexual frustration? If I have a penis at least I can fap no??? You smallest of minds.

        Anyways I think you better leave for a board more suitable to your temperament and intellectual capacity like

        [...]

        for example. Have a fulfilling life being an empty hole you empty hole 😉 xxx

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mogged by cabbage

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adds a good crunch to sandwiches

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like to cram ‘em up my ass!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whooooa is that ANIMAL STYLE

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blessed thread.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmmm lettuceee mmmmmm i love lettuce mmmmmmmmmm

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should "people" who've never enjoyed a BLT even be allowed to post on this board?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, purge the weak.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the CBT (cabbage, bacon, tomato)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cabbage stays fresh so much longer, has more crunch, and is highly versatile compared to lettuce. It's comical how people cling to lettuce when cabbage is so much better in every way

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >has more crunch
          That's probably why it's limited. It's good when sliced thin and/or marinated in something acidic but you can't really just toss whole cabbage leaves onto sandwiches, it'd be too tough.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I dislike the taste of cabbage.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And what lettuce would you recommend then?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i love shredded lettuce. in tacos, on submarine sandwiches, burgers, it’s so good and a nice texture

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favourite snacks is lettuce (iceberg, romaine whatever) doused in white vinegar with coarse sea salt sprinkled on top. Don’t hate lettuce guys.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT BULLY THE ICEBERG

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >survives the cabbage thread

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like lettuce.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bunnies shouldn't be here. They'll be cooked in no time.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    obviously people like it or it wouldn't exist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It exists so McDonald's can say they serve vegetables.

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