Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
I do >lettuce wraps >burger/sandwich topping >taco topping
Both of those are awful. There's no reason it should exist. It makes tacos and burgers far worse. If you must add green, at least use romaine or something.
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Both of those are awful. There's no reason it should exist. It makes tacos and burgers far worse. If you must add green, at least use romaine or something.
Nah, I actually agree about tacos. That's one of the very, very few uses for iceberg lettuce. Burgers should be romaine though if you're going to put lettuce on them.
Why does this read like a teenage girl on her period made this thread. Anyways, I love to just bite in to a whole lettuce whenever I feel like having a hydrating bite.
I actually had sex quite recently whoever you may be. I know you are unwell, and I know it is your doing by being such a cruel mean hate spreading useless empty hole.
cabbage stays fresh so much longer, has more crunch, and is highly versatile compared to lettuce. It's comical how people cling to lettuce when cabbage is so much better in every way
>has more crunch
That's probably why it's limited. It's good when sliced thin and/or marinated in something acidic but you can't really just toss whole cabbage leaves onto sandwiches, it'd be too tough.
One of my favourite snacks is lettuce (iceberg, romaine whatever) doused in white vinegar with coarse sea salt sprinkled on top. Don’t hate lettuce guys.
sorry bro, i was trying my best 🙁
add eyelashes and would
damn bro you know porn is free? like real boobs and everything
>he doesn't rawdog pieces of lettuce
ngmi
I tried.
damn now that's a woman
thats a man
would
forgot to delete that disgusting chin
its her bottom lip you brainlet
his*
still looks better
it doesnt
Another attempt. I'm need to learn2photoshop.
Wonderful thread.
Ahego face next!
No, please don't. I'm totally drained and my foreskin is swollen.
JUST
She looks like she's given up on life
leaf him alone, lettuce be
You sound like my parents
Dear diary
Today I went on the internet and jerk offd to a leaf of lettuce.
It was not the first time.
>WHY DO YOU EXIST
It exists so that white women can feel "healthy" while eating a gallon of ranch dressing. Lay off.
t. architect
#empowered
#actualized
#blessed
#readytosettledown
schizo
you definitely felt called out piggy
I add crushed flamin hot cheetos to mine. Works good with chicken and bacon as well. blue cheese or ranch with feta crumbles is good.
I like cutting things more than cooking and food is exdpensive so I've just been eating iceberg lettuce based salads
Yeah a wedge salad is goated in the early summer.
WTF is that, a cabbage or lettuce head? I found it in the back of a fridge once and thought it haunted so kept away.
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
crunchy water mmmmm
Iceberg has its uses. Like in a taco, or on a burger.
Both of those are awful. There's no reason it should exist. It makes tacos and burgers far worse. If you must add green, at least use romaine or something.
maybe you're just using shit quality lettuce, no?
i feel like the crunchiness of lettuce adds to the texture of a mostly soft hamburguer
Nah, I actually agree about tacos. That's one of the very, very few uses for iceberg lettuce. Burgers should be romaine though if you're going to put lettuce on them.
I do
>lettuce wraps
>burger/sandwich topping
>taco topping
I like it. It's refreshing and crunchy and mildly sweet and grassy in a good way.
I wasn't expecting to get so horny when I opened this thread.
That leafs got me stroking hard. Goddamn
I like the greener parts, the white core is nasty
Better than an ex Prime Minister. Smarter too
technically that's a sandwich
Why does this read like a teenage girl on her period made this thread. Anyways, I love to just bite in to a whole lettuce whenever I feel like having a hydrating bite.
Have sex you eternal creep or castrate yourself out of sexual frustration
I actually had sex quite recently whoever you may be. I know you are unwell, and I know it is your doing by being such a cruel mean hate spreading useless empty hole.
>Have sex you eternal creep or castrate yourself out of sexual frustration
also would this not lead to more sexual frustration? If I have a penis at least I can fap no??? You smallest of minds.
Anyways I think you better leave for a board more suitable to your temperament and intellectual capacity like
for example. Have a fulfilling life being an empty hole you empty hole 😉 xxx
Mogged by cabbage
Adds a good crunch to sandwiches
I like to cram ‘em up my ass!
Whooooa is that ANIMAL STYLE
Blessed thread.
mmmmmm lettuceee mmmmmm i love lettuce mmmmmmmmmm
Should "people" who've never enjoyed a BLT even be allowed to post on this board?
No, purge the weak.
For me it's the CBT (cabbage, bacon, tomato)
cabbage stays fresh so much longer, has more crunch, and is highly versatile compared to lettuce. It's comical how people cling to lettuce when cabbage is so much better in every way
>has more crunch
That's probably why it's limited. It's good when sliced thin and/or marinated in something acidic but you can't really just toss whole cabbage leaves onto sandwiches, it'd be too tough.
I dislike the taste of cabbage.
And what lettuce would you recommend then?
i love shredded lettuce. in tacos, on submarine sandwiches, burgers, it’s so good and a nice texture
One of my favourite snacks is lettuce (iceberg, romaine whatever) doused in white vinegar with coarse sea salt sprinkled on top. Don’t hate lettuce guys.
DO NOT BULLY THE ICEBERG
>survives the cabbage thread
I like lettuce.
Bunnies shouldn't be here. They'll be cooked in no time.
obviously people like it or it wouldn't exist
It exists so McDonald's can say they serve vegetables.