why is fast food mayonnaise so much better than store-bought mayonnaise?
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why is fast food mayonnaise so much better than store-bought mayonnaise?
why is fast food mayonnaise so much better than store-bought mayonnaise?
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It's lukewarm? And mixed with ketchup+mustard?
mayo is best when ice cold
Mayonnaise has never once been ice cold in any context
that is demonstrably untrue and furthermore you know full well I was using it as a figure of expression, obviously I dont want a chunk of mayo ice
BRB, putting homemade mayo in my fridge as a science experiment.
godspeed
its shit, the contrast between warm food and a cold sauce is gag inducing. all condiments should be used room temp
>the contrast between warm food and a cold sauce is gag inducing
this is just objectively a bad opinion you moron, cold and hot go together very well
>lukewarm
>been sitting out all month
>warm
>been warm all month
The stuff you get at restaurants isn't the same as what's on store shelves, it's specific to foodservice. "Extra heavy" is what they usually use, it's fattier, worse for you etc
It's not fattier, it has more egg, if anything, it's better for you
It's my american right to be able to buy this mayonnaise wherever i want.
You can if you go to food service stores or order online
Yep. I work in food service and we use mayo like this. It's extra egg though. You can make it at home if you want
>high fructose corn syrup
Goddamn corn mafia
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I need Ken's extra heavy mayonez inside my body right now.
>Extra Heavy
How does something like that compare with Duke's that us mere mortal grocery store shoppers buy, but also has extra yolks?
it sounds like its just thicker and more stable because of the extra egg. it probobly tastes richer too. You could probobly just make a dukes copycat recipe and just use extra egg and see how it goes.
you just have to use more
100 calories per tablespoon is fricked
this is the real reason, It pisses me off that ken's sells tons of stuff in the grocery stores, but they won't let us have big or small containers there.
a few years back I would order the gallon off of amazon, but last I checked it was not available.
if kept in the fridge it will last over a year.
if you really want it you can get it at webstaurantstore. not sure about the shipping cost
but 17.99 is a good price
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/kens-foods-inc-1-gallon-extra-heavy-mayonnaise/999992165.html
Frick webstaurant and their fricking shipping. $99 a fricking month for free shipping. Smoking fricking crack. The only thing I need to buy monthly is their cake boards, even buying 3 200 board boxes is $40 shipping. Yes I run a small business that is growing but frick man have a tiered membership or something. Oh and the free shipping doesn't even apply to everything some shit is just reduced rate
>222
shit I couldn't have imagined 40 bucks to get it to me
I might as well take that site off my favs
Stupid question maybe, but have you looked around for a restaurant supply in your local area?
do Americans really buy gallon jugs of mayo?
Yes, why? It's cheaper to get it in bulk.
>Yes, why?
Because it's impossible to eat 4 l mayo unless you have completely given up.
Given an infinite amount of time, all mayo amounts are not only consumable but will be consumed.
A gallon of mayo lasts our family of 4 a good month
a family of 4 obese that is
Is this shit that color yellow or just the container and it's actually white inside like fast food places?
Bros, I need it
imagine someone downing it all in one sitting. they might die
>might
jamal's baby batter is mixed into it
That only happens when you wear your MAGA hat while ordering
>That only happens when you wear your MAGA hat while ordering
I thought BLM and Antifa hated all capitalists.
I was so disappointed when I found out BLM was a socialist organization and none of the tens of millions of dollars donated to them were used to help out Black people.
>I was so disappointed when I found out BLM was a socialist organization and none of the tens of millions of dollars donated to them were used to help out Black people.
Yeah, it's great. BLM is run by a handful of con artists who all got super rich from running the organization and they have never, ever given a flying shit about the purported cause itself.
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>nah ytboi it happens when we seez yo be yt. all yt peeple be rayciss n sheeit nigguh. shit nigguh you dun luv my skeet skeet
I remember how back in 2020, all black people were like this. And then Joe Biden got elected.
What happened?
Do you not hate White people anymore?
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It's not even close
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>another perk
thats why i never leave home without mine
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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
For me, it's the fast food mayonnaise. The best fast food condiment. I even ask for extra mayonnaise sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for mayonnaise sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in mayonnaise sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Unironically, this. It's disgusting. But there's something about the mayonnaise on a Whopper that just makes it special
Burger King stinks
the tomato slices and mayo is exactly what makes the whopper superior to the big mac or quarter pounder
Dave's double mogs both though
Mayo and american cheese hits different as a combo.
>But there's something about the mayonnaise on a Whopper that just makes it special
God I wish I could find out the formula for the Whopper. It has a distinct flavor no other burger I have ever tasted has and I love it. But it's impossible to get one made correctly or fresh. I would give my nuts to be able to make a homemade version that has that distinct taste.
the broiled tasted is liquid smoke and the mayo is heavy mayonnaise with msg added.
For me it's extra heavy duty mayonnaise
I’ve gotten pretty damn close on a Weber kettle.
>can I get a side of extra heavy duty mayo please?
>um..
I love that they call it "heavy duty" like it's specially formulated for those tough jobs regular-strength mayo just can't hack. Like lubricating the propshaft on a submarine.
they have the extra heavy duty that sells for 4 dollars extra per gallon
sometimes I use mayo to lubricate my propshaft on your moms submarine
My mom has lupus.
what do you think the mayonaise is for
It isn't, McDonalds mayonnaise tastes like rust, it's fricking revolting. I like mayo on burgers so I ordered a double quarter pounder with it a few years ago and I couldn't finish it, absolutely vile
Becauce it make chunks and means less time for you swapping up puke in the rest room
This is much better, chick-fil-a-sauce, you can this stuff all around.
Disgusting and not even the same as the restaurant one.
You both are curmudgeons and can't deal with a decent sauce, go rot in your sugary boiling pits of heinz and hunts.
Better than guzzling cum like an aids ridden homosexual
It's better than the restaurant one simply because I can get it from pretty much any grocery store and not have to go to some restaurant joint and have to order. See, I like the sauce but I don't like having to go out of my way.
I thinik Peter Lorre did that the best.
because its' cum and you're a gay
is there any good reason i couldn't just put an extra egg into a store bought jar of mayo and then just blend that? or will all the preservatives just ruin the whole jar of mayo
Sounds like it's already over. It's happening.
For me, it's Miracle Whip
For me, it's always taco tuesdsy
>why is fast food mayonnaise so much better than store-bought mayonnaise?
it's not
Years ago you could see it was name brand Hellman's, ie real mayo with the eggy twang, or the apple cider vinegar flavor of Duke's. If you dine mexican, you'll get lime juice mayonesa brands, but other than that, you can be sure fast food mayo is about the cost...the lowest cost possible. You are tasting the food seasoning.
Because the Black folk take turns cumming in the mayo jar to get back at the white man
>Because the Black folk take turns cumming in the mayo jar to get back at the white man
Kewpie mayo kicks the shit out of any other mayo, japs won the mayo war
Nah, avocado oil mayo wins.
>why is fast food mayonnaise so much better than store-bought mayonnaise?
Because it's had a few hours to breathe open air in one of these things.
My recipe for basic immersion-blender mayo:
1 whole egg
juice of ½ a lemon
1 tsp. dijon mustard
1 tsp. kosher salt
1 cp. vegetable oil
Any suggestions? Flavored mayos of course get extra stuff added to them but this is just the basic blank-canvas mayo.
Because it’s made of soy and ground up political dissidents.
I buy all my mayo at the mayo clinic
it's heavier on soybean oil and corn syrup
It's usually less fatty than store bought ones. I don't know why morons claim otherwise. It's often closer to salad mayonnaise with additional light seasoning and vinegar.
Get a load of Professor Mayonnaise over here.
monosodium glutamate
why are half the posts in this thread about black men's cum?
/misc/ can't stop thinking about it
It has more sugar.
Just buy a really cheap shitty high sugar one from the supermarket and it's almost identical.
both are shit, and maccas uses fake mayo
The frick is "fake mayo"? Mayo's just acid and oil emulsified.
Because you can rarely find Heinz mayo on a storeshelf. Those are the packets of mayo you get at decent sandwich places.
Finally, a good thread.
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